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 :''[Mr. Burns walks into a film set where the Simpsons actors takes place.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]''
-{{qf|Homer Actor}} Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''[[Rain Man]]'' or ''{{W|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
+{{qf|Homer Actor}} Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''{{W|Rain Man}}'' or ''{{W|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
 {{qf|Marge Actress}} And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{W|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
 {{qf|Lisa Actor}} Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.

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 :''[Mr. Burns walks into a film set where the Simpsons actors takes place.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]''
-{{qf|Homer Actor}} Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''[[Rain Man]]'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
+{{qf|Homer Actor}} Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''[[Rain Man]]'' or ''{{W|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
-{{qf|Marge Actress}} And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
+{{qf|Marge Actress}} And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{W|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
 {{qf|Lisa Actor}} Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{w|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the {{W|Westport, Massachusetts|Westport}} Dinner Theatre.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{W|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the {{W|Westport, Massachusetts|Westport}} Dinner Theatre.
 ----
 :[''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become Mr. Burns' heir'']

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 :''[Mr. Burns walks into a film set where the Simpsons actors takes place.]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]''
-{{qf|Homer Actor}} Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''{{w|Rain Man}}'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
+{{qf|Homer Actor}} Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''[[Rain Man]]'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
 {{qf|Marge Actress}} And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
 {{qf|Lisa Actor}} Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.

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 {{qf|Marge Actress}} And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
 {{qf|Lisa Actor}} Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{w|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Dinner Theatre.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{w|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the {{W|Westport, Massachusetts|Westport}} Dinner Theatre.
 ----
 :[''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become Mr. Burns' heir'']

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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]''
 {{qf|Homer Actor}} Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''{{w|Rain Man}}'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
-{{qf|Marge Actress}} And this dialog has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
+{{qf|Marge Actress}} And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
 {{qf|Lisa Actor}} Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{w|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Dinner Theatre.

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 :''[''Hans Moleman walks out'']''
 {{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Mom, Dad, I missed you.
-:''[[Sighing with relief Homer kisses Hans Moleman on the head.]''
+:''[Sighing with relief Homer kisses Hans Moleman on the head.]''
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, that's Hans Moleman.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can I keep him anyway, huh, huh?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart Gets an Elephant|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song}}
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
 :''[Martin walks onstage performing in a conductor's uniform.]''
-:'''[[Martin]]''': ''[singing]'' ''Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings...'' ''[Nelson punches Martin in the stomach]''
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} ''[singing]'' ''Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings...'' ''[Nelson punches Martin in the stomach]''
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Thank you. Give the bully an extra point.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Thank you. Give the bully an extra point.
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 :[''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr. Burns and coming back to the [[Simpson family]]'']
-:'''Deprogrammer:''' Well, it was a gruelling two weeks, but you have your son back."
+{{qf|Deprogrammer}} Well, it was a gruelling two weeks, but you have your son back."
-:[''Hans Moleman walks out'']
+:''[''Hans Moleman walks out'']''
-:'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Mom, Dad, I missed you.
+{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} Mom, Dad, I missed you.
 :''[[Sighing with relief Homer kisses Hans Moleman on the head.]''
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, that's Hans Moleman.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, that's Hans Moleman.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Can I keep him anyway, huh, huh?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can I keep him anyway, huh, huh?
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 :''[Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence.]''
-:'''[[Actor being Homer|Homer Actor]]''': ''[voice unlike Homer's]'' I do not miss Bart at all.
+{{qf|[[Actor being Homer|Homer Actor]]}} ''[voice unlike Homer's]'' I do not miss Bart at all.
-:'''Marge Actress:''' I am glad he's gone.
+{{qf|Marge Actress}} I am glad he's gone.
-:'''Lisa Actor:''' As am I. ''[Homer drops his sandwich]''
+{{qf|Lisa Actor}} As am I. ''[Homer drops his sandwich]''
-:'''Homer Actor:''' "B'oh!"
+{{qf|Homer Actor}} "B'oh!"
-:'''Bart''': It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right.
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
 :''[Mr. Burns walks into a film set where the Simpsons actors takes place.]''
-:'''Mr. Burns''': People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]''
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]''
-:'''Homer Actor''': Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''{{w|Rain Man}}'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
+{{qf|Homer Actor}} Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''{{w|Rain Man}}'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
-:'''Marge Actress''': And this dialog has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
+{{qf|Marge Actress}} And this dialog has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
-:'''Lisa Actor''': Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
+{{qf|Lisa Actor}} Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{w|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Dinner Theatre.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{w|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Dinner Theatre.
 ----
 :[''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become Mr. Burns' heir'']
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''(to Homer)'' "I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?"
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Homer]'' "I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?"
-:'''Homer:''' "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try."
+{{qf|Homer}} "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try."
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-:'''[[Lionel Hutz]]:''' As for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer.
+{{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} As for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart Gets an Elephant|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song}}
-:'''Nelson Muntz:''': Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
+:'''Nelson Muntz''': Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
 :'''Mr. Burns''': Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
-:'''Martin Prince''': ''[Singing]'' "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings...
+:''[Martin walks onstage performing in a conductor's uniform]''
-:[''Nelson punches Martin in stomach'']
+:'''Martin Prince''': ''[singing]'' ''Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings...'' ''[Nelson punches Martin in the stomach]''
-:'''Martin Prince''': OW!
+:'''Mr. Burns''': Thank you. Give the bully an extra point.
 ----
 :[''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing '[[Bart]]' into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the [[Simpson family]]'']
@@ Line 18: / Line 17: @@
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 :[''[[Mr. Burns]] attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence'']
-:'''Homer actor:''' [''voice unlike Homer's'']: I do not miss Bart at all.
+:'''Homer Actor''': ''[voice unlike Homer's]'' I do not miss Bart at all.
-:'''Marge actress:''' I am glad he's gone.
+:'''Marge Actress:''' I am glad he's gone.
-:'''Lisa actor:''' As am I.
+:'''Lisa Actor:''' As am I. ''[Homer drops his sandwich]''
 :'''Homer Actor:''' "B'oh!"
-:'''Bart:''' It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right.
+:'''Bart''': It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
+:'''Mr. Burns''': Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' People, people that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says [''goes through script''] "D'oh!"
+:''[Mr. Burns walks into a film set where the Simpsons actors takes place]''
-:'''Homer Actor''': "Sorry M.B., but I'm having trouble, with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological impairment, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here!
+:'''Mr. Burns''': People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]''
-:'''Marge actress:''' And this dialog has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''.
+:'''Homer Actor''': Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''{{w|Rain Man}}'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
-:'''Lisa actor:''' Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
+:'''Marge Actress''': And this dialog has none of the wit and sparkle of ''{{w|Murphy Brown}}''. ''[the Lisa actor takes off his mask]''
-:'''Mr. Burns''': Yes. Well just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''Come Blow Your Horn'' at the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Dinner Theatre.
+:'''Lisa Actor''': Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
 ----
 :[''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become [[Mr. Burns]]' heir'']

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