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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span> replaced: ’ → &#039; (4)</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 18:38, February 26, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l3" >Line 3:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 3:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mr. Burns?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mr. Burns?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes, Smithers! In honour of my birthday, I want to feel the exhilarating free-fall of the aero-skydive and the gentle glide of a tranquil parachute descent!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes, Smithers! In honour of my birthday, I want to feel the exhilarating free-fall of the aero-skydive and the gentle glide of a tranquil parachute descent!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Smithers}} Okay, but <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">I’ll </del>jump out first so I can be on the ground to catch you. We <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">wouldn’t </del>want your boots to get dusty, sir.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Smithers}} Okay, but <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">I'll </ins>jump out first so I can be on the ground to catch you. We <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">wouldn't </ins>want your boots to get dusty, sir.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Smithers}} Good lord! Mr. Burns forgot to wear his leg weights! 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With these air currents <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">he's </ins>too light to fall!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">don’t </del>see why your mother made me take you kite-flying! I was supposed to go fishing with Barney!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">don't </ins>see why your mother made me take you kite-flying! 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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Waylon_Smithers" class="mw-redirect" title="Waylon Smithers">Waylon Smithers</a>}} Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mr. Burns? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} Yes, Smithers! In honour of my birthday, I want to feel...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mr. Burns?<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Yes, Smithers! In honour of my birthday, I want to feel the exhilarating free-fall of the aero-skydive and the gentle glide of a tranquil parachute descent!<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Okay, but I’ll jump out first so I can be on the ground to catch you. We wouldn’t want your boots to get dusty, sir.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Good lord! Mr. Burns forgot to wear his leg weights! With these air currents he’s too light to fall!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don’t see why your mother made me take you kite-flying! I was supposed to go fishing with Barney!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, Dad, we know.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Can we fly the kite now?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} In a minute.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Get me down from here, you bargain basement [[Ben Franklin]]!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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