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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Waylon_Smithers" class="mw-redirect" title="Waylon Smithers">Waylon Smithers</a>}} The children are here to receive the Burns Corp. $50 academic scholarships. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} Academic scholarship?! That&#039;s no way...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} The children are here to receive the Burns Corp. $50 academic scholarships.<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Academic scholarship?! That's no way to promote my dream of a world populated by dim-witted worker-drones. Those eggheads make my blood run cold! Read your history, Smithers! From [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln]] to [[Vladimir Lenin|Lenin]], it's always the bookworms and the smarty-pants that are the troublemakers—with their talk of &quot;rights&quot; and &quot;equality&quot;!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Actually, sir, tyrants such as yourself need no longer fear scheming by the educated class. The smartest people now pursue difficult but pointless endeavours—like space shuttle missions, million-dollar game shows, and most of all, the internet.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} What is this inter-net?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} So it's a fancy way to look at pin-up gals, shop by mail, and steal musical recordings?<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} That's about it sir.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Sir, the scholarship was only supposed to be $50. Those computers cost you $1000 each!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} But with cash they could buy something dangerous. Like a book!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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