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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} I thought you were going to make Maggie a jumper that looked like the American flag. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} I was, but the fabric store was out of blue...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I thought you were going to make Maggie a jumper that looked like the American flag.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I was, but the fabric store was out of blue and white yarn. So I improvised.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ahhh, I've finally invented a stylish hat that grills hamburgers. I am truly a symbol of American greatness.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Apu]]}} What is that strange smell?<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It smells like burnt cloth and American pride. Dear heavens, someone's burning a flag!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, an angry mob carrying sticks has surrounded Dad!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Hrrmmm. I hope he's not doing his human campfire trick again!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} All right. She saved our flag.<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} And we burned [[China]]'s!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, I think I learned a valuable lesson.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Not to play with fire?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No, that the Chinese flag tastes just like cheese on a burger!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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