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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Now, let's watch some Television that doesen't make us feel stupid or get angry or do anything with our fingers.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You are the king of the sore losers, Homer.
:'''Sound:'''Klik
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't want my son beating me at anything in my own home. At least not until you'r a teenager.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, that day is coming, my friend.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, why don't you and Bart go outside and do something together.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' For you information, Marge, we are doing something togehter. We are trying to find something on TV we can watch togheter.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hrmmm...
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' What do I have to buy to get that contest entry form?
:'''[[Squeeky-Voiced Teen]]:''' There's no purchase necessary, sir.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' All right, I'll take three Krusty Kolossal Burgers and an embiggened bucket o' fries.
:'''[[Squeeky-Voiced Teen]]:''' Sir, I said there was no purchase necessary.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Okay! You twisted my arm! A Krustyshake and a chicken mustery meal, too! Crooks!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm glad you came to me, dad. There seem to be some discrepancies here.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Discrepancies. Those are good, right?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' No. What exactly did the commercial promise the contest winner?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Money and fame!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hmmm... if I know krusty, that means a Krusty Burger coupon book set to expire and a brief mention in the Krustyco Stockholders newsletter.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Cheap food and the gratitude and admiration of Krusty's investors! That's good enoguh for me!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Why do I bother?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Homer's making himself crazy over this contest. Even crazier than his usual nutty ideas.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What happens when he comes up with the perfect burger? Does he send the burger to Krusty?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Naw. He's supposed to write down the recipe on a postcard and mail it in to some place in Kansas.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh. So he really doesn't ahave to make the burger.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah... say, that gives me an idea!
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' And now the moment some of you have been waiting for! The results of the Krusty Burger contest! Hyuk yuk yuk! Our board of culinary cut-ups are a boatload of Burgers to come up with out winner!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Come on! Pick a postcard!
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' And the winner is... while wer'e youn, Mel! The winner is... ...from Springfield at 742 Evergreen Terrace....
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Woo-hoo!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's our address!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie..
:'''[[Krusty]]:''' ...Bart Simpson for his banana burger with muenster chese! Oh, for cyring of loud! Who's gonna choke that down!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Bart?!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You entered the contest, Bart?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' A hundred times or so.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, shouldn't we stop dad before he hurts Bart?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, at least thy're outside doing something togheter.

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 {{qf|Homer}} What do I have to buy to get that contest entry form?
-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} There's no purchase necessary, sir.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} There's no purchase necessary, sir.
 {{qf|Homer}} All right, I'll take three Krusty Kolossal Burgers and an embiggened bucket o' fries.
-{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} Sir, I said there was no purchase necessary.
+{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} Sir, I said there was no purchase necessary.
 {{qf|Homer}} Okay! You twisted my arm! A Krustyshake and a chicken mustery meal, too! Crooks!
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Now, let's watch some Television that doesen't make us feel stupid or get angry or do anything with our fingers.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Now, let's watch some Television that doesen't make us feel stupid or get angry or do anything with our fingers.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You are the king of the sore losers, Homer.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You are the king of the sore losers, Homer.
-:'''Sound:'''Klik
+{{qf|Sound}} Klik
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't want my son beating me at anything in my own home. At least not until you'r a teenager.
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't want my son beating me at anything in my own home. At least not until you'r a teenager.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, that day is coming, my friend.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, that day is coming, my friend.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, why don't you and Bart go outside and do something together.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, why don't you and Bart go outside and do something together.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' For you information, Marge, we are doing something togehter. We are trying to find something on TV we can watch togheter.
+{{qf|Homer}} For you information, Marge, we are doing something together. We are trying to find something on TV we can watch together.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hrmmm...
+{{qf|Marge}} Hrmmm...
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' What do I have to buy to get that contest entry form?
+{{qf|Homer}} What do I have to buy to get that contest entry form?
-:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' There's no purchase necessary, sir.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} There's no purchase necessary, sir.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' All right, I'll take three Krusty Kolossal Burgers and an embiggened bucket o' fries.
+{{qf|Homer}} All right, I'll take three Krusty Kolossal Burgers and an embiggened bucket o' fries.
-:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Sir, I said there was no purchase necessary.
+{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} Sir, I said there was no purchase necessary.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Okay! You twisted my arm! A Krustyshake and a chicken mustery meal, too! Crooks!
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay! You twisted my arm! A Krustyshake and a chicken mustery meal, too! Crooks!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm glad you came to me, dad. There seem to be some discrepancies here.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm glad you came to me, dad. There seem to be some discrepancies here.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Discrepancies. Those are good, right?
+{{qf|Homer}} Discrepancies. Those are good, right?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' No. What exactly did the commercial promise the contest winner?
+{{qf|Lisa}} No. What exactly did the commercial promise the contest winner?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Money and fame!
+{{qf|Homer}} Money and fame!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hmmm... if I know krusty, that means a Krusty Burger coupon book set to expire and a brief mention in the Krustyco Stockholders newsletter.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hmmm... if I know krusty, that means a Krusty Burger coupon book set to expire and a brief mention in the Krustyco Stockholders newsletter.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Cheap food and the gratitude and admiration of Krusty's investors! That's good enoguh for me!
+{{qf|Homer}} Cheap food and the gratitude and admiration of Krusty's investors! That's good enoguh for me!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Why do I bother?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Why do I bother?
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Homer's making himself crazy over this contest. Even crazier than his usual nutty ideas.
+{{qf|Bart}} Homer's making himself crazy over this contest. Even crazier than his usual nutty ideas.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What happens when he comes up with the perfect burger? Does he send the burger to Krusty?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} What happens when he comes up with the perfect burger? Does he send the burger to Krusty?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Naw. He's supposed to write down the recipe on a postcard and mail it in to some place in Kansas.
+{{qf|Bart}} Naw. He's supposed to write down the recipe on a postcard and mail it in to some place in Kansas.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Oh. So he really doesn't ahave to make the burger.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Oh. So he really doesn't ahave to make the burger.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah... say, that gives me an idea!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah... say, that gives me an idea!
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-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' And now the moment some of you have been waiting for! The results of the Krusty Burger contest! Hyuk yuk yuk! Our board of culinary cut-ups are a boatload of Burgers to come up with out winner!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} And now the moment some of you have been waiting for! The results of the Krusty Burger contest! Hyuk yuk yuk! Our board of culinary cut-ups are a boatload of Burgers to come up with out winner!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Come on! Pick a postcard!
+{{qf|Homer}} Come on! Pick a postcard!
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' And the winner is... while wer'e youn, Mel! The winner is... ...from Springfield at 742 Evergreen Terrace....
+{{qf|Krusty}} And the winner is... while we're young, Mel! The winner is... ...from Springfield at 742 Evergreen Terrace....
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Woo-hoo!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That's our address!
+{{qf|Lisa}} That's our address!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie..
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homie..
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' ...Bart Simpson for his banana burger with muenster chese! Oh, for cyring of loud! Who's gonna choke that down!
+{{qf|Krusty}} ...Bart Simpson for his banana burger with muenster chese! Oh, for cyring of loud! Who's gonna choke that down!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Bart?!
+{{qf|Homer}} Bart?!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You entered the contest, Bart?
+{{qf|Marge}} You entered the contest, Bart?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' A hundred times or so.
+{{qf|Bart}} A hundred times or so.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, shouldn't we stop dad before he hurts Bart?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, shouldn't we stop dad before he hurts Bart?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, at least thy're outside doing something togheter.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, at least thy're outside doing something together.

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