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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Buddhism Sans
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Buddhism Sans Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = BuddhismSans
|id = 245016 - 245020
|previous = [[Sunday Manifesto]]
|next = [[Buddha School Dropouts]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Buddhism Sans''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between July 6, [[2021]] and July 14, 2021|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Mom, he's destroying my philosophy. He's luring away my followers with raucous parties and fatty treats.}}
{{Tapped Out Queen Gautama Icon}}
{{TB|You may want to reconsider your approach if that's all it takes to lure away followers.}}
{{Tapped Out Prince Gautama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, snap. Walked right into that one.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Mom!}}
{{Tapped Out Queen Gautama Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What do you want me to do, Siddmartha? I love my children equally.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You could send him to the tower and still love him equally.}}
{{Tapped Out Queen Gautama Icon}}
{{TB|True. Guards, escort the prince to the tower so he can think about what he's done.}}
{{Tapped Out Prince Gautama Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Wait, what? I can think about what I've done just fine from down here!}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Snap back at ya!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Yin-yangs|125}} {{Task/Optional|Make Prince Gautama Think About What He's Done|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Prince Gautama]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Siddmartha Taunt the Prince|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Siddmartha]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Bless Members of Buddhism With Donuts|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Prince Gautama Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aw, there's nothing to do in the tower but spit on the peasants.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Puzzled}}
{{TB|Mother, is it really necessary for you to fix my hair?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I've been flattening your cowlick since you were two years old, Seymour! Now hold still or it won't stay down!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}splat{{*}} Gah! Did someone just spit on my head?!}}
{{Tapped Out Prince Gautama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Bullseye!}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, perfect. Thank you!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Queen Gautama]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|I want everyone gathered here to know that Prince Gautama has renounced his actions in creating Buddhism with Donuts. So, feel free to return to the regular Buddhism.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Sans donuts?}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|We'll find other things to replace donuts. Have you tried granola?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|What about beer?}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, no. In addition to no donuts, there's no beer.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And what about donut beer?}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Is that a thing?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I could probably make that a thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Let's just stick to kombucha. It's healthy and trendy. And kinda close to donut beer.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Donut beer, eh?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Yin-yangs|125}} {{Task/Optional|Make Siddmartha Pass Out Kombucha|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Siddmartha]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Try Granola|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Barney Try Kombucha|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Barney]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moe Brew Donut Beer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}burp{{*}} Kombucha's not half bad! Crunchy too!}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're drinking a jar of pickles.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Here you go, Barney. Freshly brewed kombucha, just for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, thanks! {{*}}belch{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} Psst, it's donut beer. Don't tell the Buddha girl.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If anyone wants to talk about me WITHOUT me hearing it, I'll be at the Bodhi tree.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Royal Tower]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|I sense a disturbance in this place. Something to do with…donuts?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} I thought my Dalai Lama tracker app was malfunctioning, but you're actually here!}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, you must be Siddmartha.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No, actually, this is Siddmartha.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hey.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}looks back and forth between them{{*}} Really? Uh, okay. Siddmartha, my Lama sense was tingling. It told me you were about to do something regrettable.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Like handing out knuckle sandwiches?}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, like that. You know that Buddhism does not condone violence.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, what about stuffing your face with sugary, deep-fried, fatty donuts? That's all these people seem to do.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, there's no prohibition on sweet treats such as donuts. It's all about balance.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woo hoo! Mr. Lama is the best!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Yin-yangs|100}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Achieve Enlightenment|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Dalai Lama Impart Wisdom|4 hours|[[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[The Dalai Lama]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat a Whole Box of Donuts|4 hours|[[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Siddmartha Contemplate Balance|4 hours|[[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Siddmartha]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|So it's not so much about what you eat, rather it's about keeping your chi in balance.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Correct. As with all things, donuts should be enjoyed in moderation.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Hello, Dalai. Does moderation mean "at every meal"?}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} Lisa's "Reach True Enlightenment" animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you for showing me around this lovely little town.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|My pleasure. I thought we could round out the tour with a donut at Lard Lad.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Excellent idea! I'm famished and I can get a bit grouchy when I'm hungry.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|That's called being hangry.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, that's clever. I'll have to remember to include that in my teachings.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Yin-yangs|100}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Dalai Lama Have a Donut|4 hours|[[Lard Lad Donuts]], [[Retro Lard Lad]], [[Lard Lad Donut Factory]], [[Devil Donuts Cart]], [[Donut Torture Device]], [[New Lard Lad]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[The Dalai Lama]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Siddmartha Have a Donut|4 hours|[[Lard Lad Donuts]], [[Retro Lard Lad]], [[Lard Lad Donut Factory]], [[Devil Donuts Cart]], [[Donut Torture Device]], [[New Lard Lad]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Siddmartha]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Take Pictures of The Dalai Lama|4 hours|[[Lard Lad Donuts]], [[Retro Lard Lad]], [[Lard Lad Donut Factory]], [[Devil Donuts Cart]], [[Donut Torture Device]], [[New Lard Lad]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Springfield University]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait, people are buying these things by the DOZEN?}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|Often multiple dozens. Sometimes by the display case.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|They have families that large?}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, no.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|But that's an obscene number of donuts!}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|Perhaps now you see why I tried to put a stop to it.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And they put donuts in their beer?!}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|Remember, balance in all things. Especially our emotions.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}takes a big breath{{*}} Yes, right now I am balancing an equal amount of anger and sadness.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Salt Mandala]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|I think we could both use a little Zen time, so I've booked us a class making salt mandalas.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Delightful. I need something to concentrate on so I can bring back my inner calm.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|It's good to know that even you can lose your calm every now and then.}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|I'm enlightened. I'm not a saint.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Buddhism doesn't have saints!}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, I'll feel better after the class.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Yin-yangs|200}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Dalai Lama Make a Salt Mandala|4 hours|[[Jogyesa Temple]], [[Salt Mandala]], [[Springfield Buddhist Temple]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield University]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[The Dalai Lama]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Siddmartha Make a Salt Mandala|4 hours|[[Jogyesa Temple]], [[Salt Mandala]], [[Springfield Buddhist Temple]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield University]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Siddmartha]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Make a Donut-shaped Salt Mandala|4 hours|[[Jogyesa Temple]], [[Salt Mandala]], [[Springfield Buddhist Temple]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Community Center]], [[Springfield Multicultural Center]], [[Springfield University]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, here we are. Entering the temple, I can feel the calm wash over me.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Lenny. Hey, Carl. I guess nobody else showed up for the class, huh? Is it back to just you two attending all the Buddhist events?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|It's not all bad. We get dibs on the best meditation mats!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Are you — the Dalai Lama?}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. Are you Carl?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Yes. {{*}}faints{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out The Dalai Lama Icon}}
{{TB|It looks like everything is back in balance.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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-{{TB|I sense a disturbance in this place. Something to do with…donuts?}}
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 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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 |update = {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}}
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-|characters =
+|characters = [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Regular Characters}}
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Prince Gautama]], [[Siddmartha]], [[Barney]], [[Moe]], [[The Dalai Lama]], {{TOCG|Premium Characters}}
 |internal = BuddhismSans
 |id = 245016 - 245020
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
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 {{TB|It looks like everything is back in balance.}}
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