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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Buck in the Saddle Again
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Buck McCoy]], {{TOCG|Celebrity|Celebrities}}, [[Krusty]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Buck in the Saddle Again''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Wild West}} content update. It requires [[Buck McCoy]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's Buck McCoy, the greatest movie cowboy of them all!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Howdy, little pardner. If you could just point me in the direction of my house…. I seem to have misplaced it.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, thing is, your house isn't in this update. Maybe sometime in the future!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|What in tarnation is an “update?” And I ain't never heard of “the future” neither.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Fortunately there's an old cowboy trick for findin' out what's really going on.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buck McCoy Call His Agent|60 minutes|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
{{TB|Buck, baby! Always good to hear from Hollywood royalty. How's alcohol rehab?}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|They kicked me out. I sent Frank the Wonder Horse on one too many liquor store runs.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|Listen, I know this is a story you've heard a million times from down-on-their-luck actors, but…}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|…an irresponsible video game company neglected to include my house in an update. I need some fast money.}}
{{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
{{TB|Let me make a few calls and get right back to you.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
{{TB|Great news, Buck. Hollywood is just gaga to employ eighty-something-year-old actors in all their tent-pole films.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|I feel sorry for all them gorgeous twenty-year-old actors. They'll never catch a break.}}
{{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
{{TB|Plus, we're in the middle of a real western craze.}}
{{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
{{TB|You can thank the boffo box office of mega-hits like “The Lone Ranger,” “Jonah Hex,” and “Cowboys and Aliens.”}}
{{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
{{TB|They want you on the set of the latest sure-fire western mega-hit right away!}}
{{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
{{TB|You're going to teach the actors how to ride, lasso and be authentic fake cowboys.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Stunt Riding|4 hours|the [[Wild West Film Set]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Let's see how you fellers are doin' on yer cowboy accents.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Repeat after me: “Y'all better mosey on outta here if ya know what's good fer ya.”}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|You had all better this that and de other thing. Baby.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Even for a first try, that was awful. Try just the first word: “y'all.”}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|You all. Baby.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Where you from, cowpoke?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|[[Austria]].}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I ain't never been to Austria, Texas. But they sure teach lousy English there.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Joking}}
{{TB|How's this, Buck: “Hey hey, y'all!”}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Are you wearing makeup? Cowboys don't.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|The look is non-negotiable.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But don't worry. They paid a couple of Harvard kids $5 million to write a backstory that explains the whole “clown gunslinger” thing.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buck McCoy Give Cowboy Speech Lessons|8 hours|the [[Wild West Film Set]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Celebrity|Celebrities}} Talk Like a Cowboy|8 hours|the [[Wild West Film Set]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Let's focus on the deadliest, most cold-blooded cowboy skill.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm talking, of course, about making a lasso go round while you hop through it, smilin' and singin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The smile's the key. Famed gunslinger Pistol Sanderson once killed ten U.S. Marshals with a perfectly-timed lasso smile.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Lasso? The tech guys said we could CGI the rope in later. I'll be in my trailer.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You mention CGI again, and I'll lasso-smile you dead where you stand.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Lasso Skills|4 hours|the [[Wild West Film Set]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Celebrity|Celebrities}} Turn Lassos Into Tangled Messes|4 hours|the [[Wild West Film Set]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Dang it, I'll make cowboys of you city slickers yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Lesson three: how to win a gal by showing you can spit tobacc-y farther than the other fellas.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Come on! I wanna shoot something already!}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Baby steps. You ain't even learned to ride a horse while standing on your head.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I agree with clown. The time for shoot is now.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. We'll start with something easy -- shooting the wings off a june bug at fifty paces. Go!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Extreme Marksmanship|60 minutes|the [[Wild West Film Set]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Accidentally Shoot Buck McCoy|60 minutes|the [[Wild West Film Set]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Celebrity|Celebrities}} Point Cool Guns at Things|60 minutes|the [[Wild West Film Set]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You shot me!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Don't worry. There's an intern from Emerson we can pin the blame on.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Elizabeth? Be a dear and put your fingerprints on this trigger?}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't think this is for me. The movie stars of today are selfish, lazy and entitled.}}
{{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
{{TB|In the Golden Age of Hollywood, we were all the things a man should be: drunk, misogynistic and mildly racist.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Wild West}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Buck in the Saddle Again
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Buck McCoy Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Wild West}}
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 |characters = [[Buck McCoy]], {{TOCG|Celebrity|Celebrities}}, [[Krusty]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{TB|It's Buck McCoy, the greatest movie cowboy of them all!}}
 {{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Howdy, little pardner. If you could just point me in the direction of my house…. I seem to have misplaced it.}}
+{{TB|Howdy, little pardner. If you could just point me in the direction of my house.... I seem to have misplaced it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Yeah, thing is, your house isn't in this update. Maybe sometime in the future!}}
 {{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
-{{TB|What in tarnation is an “update?” And I ain't never heard of “the future” neither.}}
+{{TB|What in tarnation is an "update?" And I ain't never heard of "the future" neither.}}
 {{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
 {{TB|Fortunately there's an old cowboy trick for findin' out what's really going on.}}
@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 {{TB|They kicked me out. I sent Frank the Wonder Horse on one too many liquor store runs.}}
 {{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Phone}}
-{{TB|Listen, I know this is a story you've heard a million times from down-on-their-luck actors, but…}}
+{{TB|Listen, I know this is a story you've heard a million times from down-on-their-luck actors, but...}}
 {{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon|Phone}}
-{{TB|…an irresponsible video game company neglected to include my house in an update. I need some fast money.}}
+{{TB|...an irresponsible video game company neglected to include my house in an update. I need some fast money.}}
 {{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
 {{TB|Let me make a few calls and get right back to you.}}
@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 {{TB|Plus, we're in the middle of a real western craze.}}
 {{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
-{{TB|You can thank the boffo box office of mega-hits like “The Lone Ranger,” “Jonah Hex,” and “Cowboys and Aliens.”}}
+{{TB|You can thank the boffo box office of mega-hits like "The Lone Ranger," "Jonah Hex," and "Cowboys and Aliens."}}
 {{Tapped Out MacArthur Parker Icon}}
 {{TB|They want you on the set of the latest sure-fire western mega-hit right away!}}
@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
 {{TB|Let's see how you fellers are doin' on yer cowboy accents.}}
 {{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
-{{TB|Repeat after me: “Y'all better mosey on outta here if ya know what's good fer ya.”}}
+{{TB|Repeat after me: "Y'all better mosey on outta here if ya know what's good fer ya."}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
 {{TB|You had all better this that and de other thing. Baby.}}
 {{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
-{{TB|Even for a first try, that was awful. Try just the first word: “y'all.”}}
+{{TB|Even for a first try, that was awful. Try just the first word: "y'all."}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
 {{TB|You all. Baby.}}
@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 {{TB|Well, I ain't never been to Austria, Texas. But they sure teach lousy English there.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Joking}}
-{{TB|How's this, Buck: “Hey hey, y'all!”}}
+{{TB|How's this, Buck: "Hey hey, y'all!"}}
 {{Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon}}
 {{TB|Are you wearing makeup? Cowboys don't.}}
@@ Line 87: / Line 87: @@
 {{TB|The look is non-negotiable.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|But don't worry. They paid a couple of Harvard kids $5 million to write a backstory that explains the whole “clown gunslinger” thing.}}
+{{TB|But don't worry. They paid a couple of Harvard kids $5 million to write a backstory that explains the whole "clown gunslinger" thing.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buck McCoy Give Cowboy Speech Lessons|8 hours|the [[Wild West Film Set]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Celebrity|Celebrities}} Talk Like a Cowboy|8 hours|the [[Wild West Film Set]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}