Bring Your Parents to School Day/Quotes - Revision history

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No worries, boy. It'll be like shooting pork in a barrel.
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-:''[At 9 a.m., [[Homer]] has interrupted a class discussion to go on a tirade about {{W|Gilligan's Island}}.]''
+:''[At 9 a.m., [[Homer]] has interrupted a class discussion to go on a tirade about [[Gilligan's Island]].]''
 {{qf|Homer}} You'd want to get off that island too if some fat guy kept hitting you with his hat and calling you his "Little Buddy"?!
 :''[everyone in the classroom laughs, except ...]''

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No worries, boy. It'll be like shooting pork in a barrel.
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-:''[At 9 a.m., [[Homer]] has interrupted a class discussion to go on a tirade about {{w|Gilligan's Island}}.]''
+:''[At 9 a.m., [[Homer]] has interrupted a class discussion to go on a tirade about {{W|Gilligan's Island}}.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} You'd want to get off that island too if some fat guy kept hitting you with his hat and calling you his "Little Buddy"?!
 :''[everyone in the classroom laughs, except ...]''

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	{{qf\|[[Mrs. Krabappel]]}} Bart, I must say I'm surprised how well you did on your report on "The Similarities between Man and Beast"!		{{qf\|[[Mrs. Krabappel]]}} Bart, I must say I'm surprised how well you did on your report on "The Similarities between Man and Beast"!
	{{qf\|Bart}} ''[sheepishly]'' Let's just say I had some unexpected inspiration, Mrs. K.		{{qf\|Bart}} ''[sheepishly]'' Let's just say I had some unexpected inspiration, Mrs. K.
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		+	[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

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-:''[It's "Bring Your Parents to School" day at [[Springfield Elementary]]. [[Bart]], [[Homer]], and other students and parents are gathered in [[Mrs. Krabappel]]'s classroom. [[Principal Skinner]] kicks off the day's events via an announcement over the intercom.]''
-:'''Principal Skinner''': ''[on intercom]'' Welcome, everyone, to "Bring Your Parents to School" day.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} ''[on intercom]'' Welcome, everyone, to "Bring Your Parents to School" day.
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': ''[also on intercom, interrupting]'' Seymour, sit up straight and enunciate your words.
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} ''[also on intercom, interrupting]'' Seymour, sit up straight and enunciate your words.
-:'''Principal Skinner''': ''[apparently struggling with Agnes for control of the mike]'' Mother, I'm talking ... Let go, Mother.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[apparently struggling with Agnes for control of the mike]'' Mother, I'm talking ... Let go, Mother.
-:'''Agnes Skinner''': Now you're spitting all over the microphone!
+{{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Now you're spitting all over the microphone!
-:'''Principal Skinner''': ''[indignant]'' I am '''not''' spitting!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[indignant]'' I am '''not''' spitting!
 :''[Everyone in the classroom laughs, except Mrs. Krabappel, who looks annoyed.]''
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 :''[As the school day gets underway at 8 a.m., [[Bart]] gives [[Homer]] the lowdown on how to behave in class.]''
-:'''Bart''': Just don't make eye contact with the teacher. That's how I make it through the day without having to answer questions. And above all else, don't embarrass me!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Just don't make eye contact with the teacher. That's how I make it through the day without having to answer questions. And above all else, don't embarrass me!
-:'''Homer''': No worries, boy. It'll be like shooting pork in a barrel.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No worries, boy. It'll be like shooting pork in a barrel.
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 :''[At 9 a.m., [[Homer]] has interrupted a class discussion to go on a tirade about {{w|Gilligan's Island}}.]''
-:'''Homer''': You'd want to get off that island too if some fat guy kept hitting you with his hat and calling you his "Little Buddy"?!
+{{qf|Homer}} You'd want to get off that island too if some fat guy kept hitting you with his hat and calling you his "Little Buddy"?!
-:''[Everyone in the classroom laughs, except ...]''
+:''[everyone in the classroom laughs, except ...]''
-:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[embarrassed, envisioning Homer as an ape]'' Dad! We're talking about the War of 1812.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[embarrassed, envisioning Homer as an ape]'' Dad! We're talking about the War of 1812.
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 :''[An hour later, [[Homer]] has again interrupted the discussion, this time to tell a fart joke.]''
-:'''Homer''': ''[finishing his joke]'' ... and then I said, "Listen, [[Barney]], whoever smelt it, dealt it!" ''[laughing loudly]'' Wha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[finishing his joke]'' ... and then I said, "Listen, [[Barney]], whoever smelt it, dealt it!" ''[laughing loudly]'' Wha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
 :''[Unlike Homer's previous interruption, no one is laughing this time.]''
-:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[pleading, mortified, envisioning Homer as a braying donkey]'' Homer, shut up!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[pleading, mortified, envisioning Homer as a braying donkey]'' Homer, shut up!
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-:''[It's now 11 a.m. and [[Homer]] needs a bathroom break, but he has a problem.]''
+:''[tt's now 11 a.m. and [[Homer]] needs a bathroom break, but he has a problem.]''
-:'''Homer''': ''[struggling to get up from his desk]'' Help, Bart! Help! I'm stuck, and I have to go to the little boys' room!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[struggling to get up from his desk]'' Help, Bart! Help! I'm stuck, and I have to go to the little boys' room!
-:''[Now seeing Homer as an elephant, [[Bart]] puts his head in his hands and groans.]''
+:''[now seeing Homer as an elephant, [[Bart]] puts his head in his hands and groans.]''
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-:''[Lunchtime has come and gone for most of the school, but not for [[Homer]], even though it's now 1 p.m. With his back to the room, he bends over a bowl full of food scraps and eagerly devours them.]''
+:''[lunchtime has come and gone for most of the school, but not for [[Homer]], even though it's now 1 p.m. With his back to the room, he bends over a bowl full of food scraps and eagerly devours them.]''
-:'''Homer''': Can you believe it? ''[snarfs down a mouthful of scraps]'' The [[Lunchlady Dora|lunch lady]] was going to throw all these leftovers away! ''[snorts]'' What a sweet deal! ''[burps]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Can you believe it? ''[snarfs down a mouthful of scraps]'' The [[Lunchlady Dora|lunch lady]] was going to throw all these leftovers away! ''[snorts]'' What a sweet deal! ''[burps]''
 :''['''Everyone''' in the room is disgusted with Homer, including [[Ned Flanders]], who holds up a cross in a warding-off gesture directed at Homer's posterior. [[Bart]] is not only disgusted but also even more embarrassed, as he now envisions Homer as a pig.]''
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 :''[By 2 p.m., [[Homer]] has fallen asleep and is snoring loudly, annoying everyone in the room. [[Bart]], with his head down on his desk, now sees Homer as a hibernating bear.]''
-:'''Bart''': Will this day '''never''' end?
+{{qf|Bart}} Will this day '''never''' end?
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 :''[The next day, [[Mrs. Krabappel]] returns some graded reports to the class. [[Bart]]'s has received a grade of C+.]''
-:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Bart, I must say I'm surprised how well you did on your report on "The Similarities between Man and Beast"!
+{{qf|[[Mrs. Krabappel]]}} Bart, I must say I'm surprised how well you did on your report on "The Similarities between Man and Beast"!
-:'''Bart''': ''[sheepishly]'' Let's just say I had some unexpected inspiration, Mrs. K.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[sheepishly]'' Let's just say I had some unexpected inspiration, Mrs. K.

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 :''[It's "Bring Your Parents to School" day at [[Springfield Elementary]]. [[Bart]], [[Homer]], and other students and parents are gathered in [[Mrs. Krabappel]]'s classroom. [[Principal Skinner]] kicks off the day's events via an announcement over the intercom.]''
 :'''Principal Skinner''': ''[on intercom]'' Welcome, everyone, to "Bring Your Parents to School" day.