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{{qf|Announcer}} The following broadcast was paid for by the committee to re-elect Diamond Joe Quimby.
{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} They're like sheep. Once I pour on the charisma, they'll hand me their votes on a silver tray-- huh? We're on? Ahem! My fellow Springfieldians. As we approach re-election day, I come before you not with another empty campaign promise, but with a proposition. By election eve, I will rid this fair town of the plague we call "[[El Barto]]" once and for all. All I ask for in return is yet another four years to finish the job I started twenty-four years ago.
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{{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Wow, if he can catch El Burrito, he's got my vote.
{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I'm surprised you've got enough brain cells left to remember to vote.
{{qf|Barney}} Huh? Vote for what?
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I want a city-wide dragnet, double shifts, stakeouts, the works. And coffee breaks will be limited to 90 minutes.
{{qf|[[Lou]] and [[Eddie]]}} Awwww!
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{{qf|Undercover cop 1}} With this bronze paint and these costumes, we'll look just like statues.
{{qf|Undercover cop 2}} There's no way he can resist.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} If you squint your eyes and ignore the blinking and breathing, they do sort of look like statues.
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I wonder if they left parts of their bodies unpainted to allow their pores to breathe?
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{{qf|Lisa}} You're not going out on another El Barto sortie, are you?
{{qf|Bart}} Maybe.
{{qf|Lisa}} I wish you wouldn't. You may think that defacing public property is a victimless crime, but your scrawlings offend the pride and dignity of every citizen in Springfield.
{{qf|Bart}} I'll take your comments under advisement and have my people call your people. Thanks for the moolah!
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{{qf|Bart}} I said it before, and I'll say it again. I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.

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 {{qf|Announcer}} The following broadcast was paid for by the committee to re-elect Diamond Joe Quimby.
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+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} They're like sheep. Once I pour on the charisma, they'll hand me their votes on a silver tray—huh? We're on? Ahem! My fellow Springfieldians. As we approach re-election day, I come before you not with another empty campaign promise, but with a proposition. By election eve, I will rid this fair town of the plague we call "[[El Barto]]" once and for all. All I ask for in return is yet another four years to finish the job I started twenty-four years ago.
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 {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Wow, if he can catch El Burrito, he's got my vote.

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