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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Marge:''' We're so proud of you, sweetie! What a wonderful evening! :'''Homer:''' Yeah, if it wasn't for these school events, I'd never get as many naps ..."

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:'''[[Marge]]:''' We're so proud of you, sweetie! What a wonderful evening!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah, if it wasn't for these school events, I'd never get as many naps in!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' The best part is... now I get to go to the out-of-state semifinals!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Yes, about that...
:'''[[Agnes]]:''' What Seymour's trying to say is that he's about to disappoint you. Welcome to my world!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:'''Lisa, the school just doesen't have the money to send you to the semifinals.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But we've been doiung those bake sales and can drivers all year!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' We needed a tax rebate and ended up donating that money to a chairty that sends overprivileged children to camp.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Check it out! Apu's busy taking the prizes out of cereal boxes to sell separately. Quick! Let's make an all-syrup squishee.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What a minute didn't we have an all-syrup squishee before? And then bad things happened?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Thanks to the Internet, my long-term memory is pretty much gone. I'll look it up later and see if we did it before.
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:'''[[Apu]]:''' Here comes a regular customer. Whatch as I try to upsell him.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Hey, Apu, have you got any of those big chocolate bars they sell in movie theaters?
:'''[[Apu]]:''' Indeed. In aisle three and...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' ...and we're having a special! Buy five and get the sixth one for the regular price!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Sold!
:'''[[Apu]]:''' You have impressed me with your deceptive salesmansship.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I have a fat dumb guy I practice on at home.
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Lisa Simpson, you have met your match with my mighty math-bot! It can answer any question [Ga-hoy!]
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Very well math-bot, what is love?
:'''[[Mighty Math-Bot]]:''' Math-bot does not understand love! Shutting down! Shutting down!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Sweet neil degrasee tyson!
----
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm giving up math club. My only regret is that I was so close to having enough money for my trip to the semifinals!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but you can have whatever's in this envelope.

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	{{qf\|Lisa}} I'm giving up math club. My only regret is that I was so close to having enough money for my trip to the semifinals!		{{qf\|Lisa}} I'm giving up math club. My only regret is that I was so close to having enough money for my trip to the semifinals!
	{{qf\|Bart}} Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but you can have whatever's in this envelope.		{{qf\|Bart}} Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but you can have whatever's in this envelope.
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah, if it wasn't for these school events, I'd never get as many naps in!
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} The best part is... now I get to go to the out-of-state semifinals!
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Yes, about that...
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Yes, about that...
 {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} What Seymour's trying to say is that he's about to disappoint you. Welcome to my world!
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}}Lisa, the school just doesen't have the money to send you to the semifinals.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}}Lisa, the school just doesen't have the money to send you to the semifinals.
 {{qf|Lisa}} But we've been doiung those bake sales and can drivers all year!
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} We needed a tax rebate and ended up donating that money to a chairty that sends overprivileged children to camp.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} We needed a tax rebate and ended up donating that money to a chairty that sends overprivileged children to camp.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Check it out! Apu's busy taking the prizes out of cereal boxes to sell separately. Quick! Let's make an all-syrup squishee.
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 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Here comes a regular customer. Whatch as I try to upsell him.
-{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}}  Hey, Apu, have you got any of those big chocolate bars they sell in movie theaters?
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Hey, Apu, have you got any of those big chocolate bars they sell in movie theaters?
 {{qf|Apu}} Indeed. In aisle three and...
 {{qf|Bart}} ...and we're having a special! Buy five and get the sixth one for the regular price!
-{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Sold!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Sold!
 {{qf|Apu}} You have impressed me with your deceptive salesmansship.
 {{qf|Bart}} I have a fat dumb guy I practice on at home.

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-{{TabQ}}
+{{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' We're so proud of you, sweetie! What a wonderful evening!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We're so proud of you, sweetie! What a wonderful evening!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah, if it wasn't for these school events, I'd never get as many naps in!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah, if it wasn't for these school events, I'd never get as many naps in!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' The best part is... now I get to go to the out-of-state semifinals!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} The best part is... now I get to go to the out-of-state semifinals!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Yes, about that...
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Yes, about that...
-:'''[[Agnes]]:''' What Seymour's trying to say is that he's about to disappoint you. Welcome to my world!
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} What Seymour's trying to say is that he's about to disappoint you. Welcome to my world!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:'''Lisa, the school just doesen't have the money to send you to the semifinals.
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}}Lisa, the school just doesen't have the money to send you to the semifinals.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But we've been doiung those bake sales and can drivers all year!
+{{qf|Lisa}} But we've been doiung those bake sales and can drivers all year!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' We needed a tax rebate and ended up donating that money to a chairty that sends overprivileged children to camp.
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} We needed a tax rebate and ended up donating that money to a chairty that sends overprivileged children to camp.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Check it out! Apu's busy taking the prizes out of cereal boxes to sell separately. Quick! Let's make an all-syrup squishee.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Check it out! Apu's busy taking the prizes out of cereal boxes to sell separately. Quick! Let's make an all-syrup squishee.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What a minute didn't we have an all-syrup squishee before? And then bad things happened?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What a minute didn't we have an all-syrup squishee before? And then bad things happened?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Thanks to the Internet, my long-term memory is pretty much gone. I'll look it up later and see if we did it before.
+{{qf|Bart}} Thanks to the Internet, my long-term memory is pretty much gone. I'll look it up later and see if we did it before.
 ----
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Here comes a regular customer. Whatch as I try to upsell him.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Here comes a regular customer. Whatch as I try to upsell him.
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:'''  Hey, Apu, have you got any of those big chocolate bars they sell in movie theaters?
+{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}}  Hey, Apu, have you got any of those big chocolate bars they sell in movie theaters?
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Indeed. In aisle three and...
+{{qf|Apu}} Indeed. In aisle three and...
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' ...and we're having a special! Buy five and get the sixth one for the regular price!
+{{qf|Bart}} ...and we're having a special! Buy five and get the sixth one for the regular price!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Sold!
+{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Sold!
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' You have impressed me with your deceptive salesmansship.
+{{qf|Apu}} You have impressed me with your deceptive salesmansship.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I have a fat dumb guy I practice on at home.
+{{qf|Bart}} I have a fat dumb guy I practice on at home.
 ----
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Lisa Simpson, you have met your match with my mighty math-bot! It can answer any question [Ga-hoy!]
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Lisa Simpson, you have met your match with my mighty math-bot! It can answer any question [Ga-hoy!]
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Very well math-bot, what is love?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Very well math-bot, what is love?
-:'''[[Mighty Math-Bot]]:''' Math-bot does not understand love! Shutting down! Shutting down!
+{{qf|[[Mighty Math-Bot]]}} Math-bot does not understand love! Shutting down! Shutting down!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Sweet neil degrasee tyson!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Sweet neil degrasee tyson!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm giving up math club. My only regret is that I was so close to having enough money for my trip to the semifinals!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'm giving up math club. My only regret is that I was so close to having enough money for my trip to the semifinals!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but you can have whatever's in this envelope.
+{{qf|Bart}} Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but you can have whatever's in this envelope.