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WebkinzMania at 16:35, December 9, 2012

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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' A heavenly choir! You must be an angel.
 {{qf|Gabriel}} ''[laughs]'' No, that's my pager. ''[turns his pager off]'' I'm a social worker. I'm here to help you stop fighting and become a family again.
-{{qf|Homer}} No, you are an angel, like {{w|Denzel Washington}} in "{{w|The Preacher's Wife}}", or [[Will Smith]] in "{{w|Bagger Vance}}", or {{w|Slimer}} in "[[Ghostbusters]]".
+{{qf|Homer}} No, you are an angel, like {{W|Denzel Washington}} in "{{W|The Preacher's Wife}}", or [[Will Smith]] in "{{W|Bagger Vance}}", or {{W|Slimer}} in "[[Ghostbusters]]".
 {{qf|Marge}} Sir, we know you're not an angel. My husband sees too many movies.
 {{qf|Homer}} Don't blame me, blame Tinseltown and its second golden age. May it never end.

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 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Oh, I lost another wife.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry, Grampa.
-{{qf|Grampa}} Well, it hurts now, but the senility will take care of that. There she goes. ''(to Homer)'' You know, I have a son about your age.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Well, it hurts now, but the senility will take care of that. There she goes. ''[to Homer]'' You know, I have a son about your age.
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@@ Line 45: / Line 45: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' A heavenly choir! You must be an angel.
 {{qf|Gabriel}} ''[laughs]'' No, that's my pager. ''[turns his pager off]'' I'm a social worker. I'm here to help you stop fighting and become a family again.
-{{qf|Homer}} No, you are an angel, like {{w|Denzel Washington}} in "{{w|The Preacher's Wife}}", or {{w|Will Smith}} in "{{w|Bagger Vance}}", or {{w|Slimer}} in "{{w|Ghostbusters}}".
+{{qf|Homer}} No, you are an angel, like {{w|Denzel Washington}} in "{{w|The Preacher's Wife}}", or [[Will Smith]] in "{{w|Bagger Vance}}", or {{w|Slimer}} in "[[Ghostbusters]]".
 {{qf|Marge}} Sir, we know you're not an angel. My husband sees too many movies.
 {{qf|Homer}} Don't blame me, blame Tinseltown and its second golden age. May it never end.

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 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Oh, I lost another wife.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry, Grampa.
-{{qf|Grampa}} Well, it hurts now, but the senility will take care of that. There she goes. (to Homer) You know, I have a son about your age.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Well, it hurts now, but the senility will take care of that. There she goes. ''(to Homer)'' You know, I have a son about your age.
 {{Season 13|Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} How come you get a social worker? I'm the one with stigmata. ''[holds up his bloody hands]''
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-{{qf|Marge}} Food keeps my family happy, so I make a few practice dinners before showtime, ‘cause at 6 o'clock, we go live!
+{{qf|Marge}} Food keeps my family happy, so I make a few practice dinners before showtime, 'cause at 6 o'clock, we go live!
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 :''[When Homer brings Gabriel to [[Moe's]].]''

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 :''[While the family is playing Monopoly.]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[holding some money Homer has given him]'' You're a little light here, Dad.
-{{qf|Homer}} I'm good for the rest… you know I am!
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm good for the rest... you know I am!
 {{qf|Bart}} Well, I'd like to trust you, Homer, but you've been in jail 3 times.
 {{qf|Homer}} They told me it would be like this on the outside.
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 :''[Gabriel takes the Simpsons' to the rules.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Okay, why are we in the woods? Is this Heaven?
-{{qf|Gabriel}} No, Homer. I brought you out here to shake off your negative behavior patterns. Marge, you medicate your family with food. Bart, you'll do anything for attention …cut that out!
+{{qf|Gabriel}} No, Homer. I brought you out here to shake off your negative behavior patterns. Marge, you medicate your family with food. Bart, you'll do anything for attention ...cut that out!
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[with a beard of bees]'' They chose me.
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now, there's a killing machine!
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We don't need TV to have family fun. Why don't we play [[Monopoly]]?
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Which version? ''[pulls board games from the closet]'' We've got "[[Star Wars Monopoly]]",
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Which version? ''[pulls board games from the closet]'' We've got "[[Star Wars Monopoly]]", "Rasta-mon opoly", "Galipolopoly", "[[Edna Krabappoly]]."
 {{qf|Marge}} Let's stick to regular Monopoly. The game is crazy enough as it is; how can an iron be a landlord?
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-:''[While the family is playing Monopoly]''
+:''[While the family is playing Monopoly.]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[holding some money Homer has given him]'' You're a little light here, Dad.
-{{qf|Homer}}I'm good for the rest… you know I am!
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm good for the rest… you know I am!
 {{qf|Bart}} Well, I'd like to trust you, Homer, but you've been in jail 3 times.
-{{qf|Homer}}They told me it would be like this on the outside.
+{{qf|Homer}} They told me it would be like this on the outside.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[picks up one of Bart's "hotels"]'' These hotels are made of Legos. Bart, you're cheating!
 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, it was probably an accident.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, sure, you take his side, just because he bought you that house on St. James Place.
 {{qf|Bart}} Who else is going to take care of her? Dad?
-{{qf|Homer}} Why, you little ... ''[throttles Bart]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Why, you little... ''[throttles Bart]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Stop fighting! ''[throttles Homer]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Mom, that's not how you pry them apart! ''[grabs Bart's arm and tries to pull him away from Homer]''
 {{qf|Marge}} I've been prying them apart since before you were born!
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-{{qf|[[Brenda the Police Robot]]}} I am Brenda. I am programmed to talk in a calm and constructive manner. ''[yells]'' DESTROY! DESTROY!
+{{qf|[[Brenda]]}} I am Brenda. I am programmed to talk in a calm and constructive manner. ''[yells]'' DESTROY! DESTROY!
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 {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Another case of Monopoly-related violence, Chief.
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 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Nice work, Brenda. I'll take it from here.
-{{qf|Brenda the Police Robot}} No way! This is my collar! ''[Chief Wiggum switches off Brenda's power switch and she shuts down]''
+{{qf|Brenda}} No way! This is my collar! ''[Chief Wiggum switches off Brenda's power switch and she shuts down]''
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Too bad real women don't come with these, huh? ''[laughs]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs]'' You got that right.
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Quiet, you. That counts as your phone call.
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-:''[When the Simpsons are in jail]''
+:''[When the Simpsons are in jail.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Thanks a lot, everybody. Now, I'll never get into an Ivy League school.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[taunting]'' You're going to Stanford, you're going to Stanford ...
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' A heavenly choir! You must be an angel.
 {{qf|Gabriel}} ''[laughs]'' No, that's my pager. ''[turns his pager off]'' I'm a social worker. I'm here to help you stop fighting and become a family again.
-{{qf|Homer}} No, you are an angel, like Denzel Washington in "The Preacher's Wife," or Will Smith in "Bagger Vance," or Slimer in "Ghostbusters."
+{{qf|Homer}} No, you are an angel, like {{w|Denzel Washington}} in "{{w|The Preacher's Wife}}", or {{w|Will Smith}} in "{{w|Bagger Vance}}", or {{w|Slimer}} in "{{w|Ghostbusters}}".
 {{qf|Marge}} Sir, we know you're not an angel. My husband sees too many movies.
 {{qf|Homer}} Don't blame me, blame Tinseltown and its second golden age. May it never end.
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-:''[Bart brings Gabriel to school]''
+:''[Bart brings Gabriel to school.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[to the kids at school]'' Attention, everyone! This is Gabriel, my personal social worker. He has to be here. I'm just that nuts. ''[the kids are impressed]''
 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} How come you get a social worker? I'm the one with stigmata. ''[holds up his bloody hands]''
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 {{qf|Marge}} Food keeps my family happy, so I make a few practice dinners before showtime, ‘cause at 6 o'clock, we go live!
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-:''[When Homer brings Gabriel to Moe’s]''
+:''[When Homer brings Gabriel to [[Moe's]].]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Okay, Gabriel, this is a bar. It's where I go to drink alcohol, which is the mortal equivalent of your ambrosia.
 {{qf|Gabriel}} Homer, I am not an angel.
 {{qf|Homer}} Pfft. Well, not with that temper.
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-:''[Gabriel takes the Simpsons’ to the rules]''
+:''[Gabriel takes the Simpsons' to the rules.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Okay, why are we in the woods? Is this Heaven?
 {{qf|Gabriel}} No, Homer. I brought you out here to shake off your negative behavior patterns. Marge, you medicate your family with food. Bart, you'll do anything for attention …cut that out!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Okay, family huddle. ''[everyone huddles together and Homer lowers his voice to a whisper]'' Now, here's how it's going down. As a family, we drive away. We cover for each other, as a family. It's what Gabriel would have wanted.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Look, we can't fall into old patterns. We've got to think of a plan.
-{{qf|Homer '''[in a whisper] Okay, but talk like this.}}Lisa:''' ''[in a whisper]'' Fine, I'll talk like this.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[in a whisper]'' Okay, but talk like this.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[in his normal voice]'' What?
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 {{qf|Marge}} You know, we've been through some 280 adventures together, but our bond has never been stronger.
 {{qf|Homer}} Yep, our family is as functional as all get-out.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Could this be the end of our series ... of events?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Could this be the end of our series... of events?
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 {{qf|Homer}} But Marge, it wasn't my fault... liquors drunkened me!
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 {{qf|Bart}} I already have a system.
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-{{qf|Homer}} (wakes up) Aah, the sweet couple of seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[wakes up]'' Aah, the sweet couple of seconds before I remember why I'm sleeping on the lawn.
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 {{qf|[[Judge Harm]]}} Mr. Simpson, under Nevada law, bigamy, or "Mormon hold-'em," is perfectly legal. ''[bangs gavel]'' Both marriages stand.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry, Grampa.
 {{qf|Grampa}} Well, it hurts now, but the senility will take care of that. There she goes. (to Homer) You know, I have a son about your age.
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 :'''[[Brenda the Police Robot]]''': I am Brenda. I am programmed to talk in a calm and constructive manner. [yells] DESTROY! DESTROY!
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-:'''[[Officer Lou]]''': Another case of Monopoly-related violence, Chief.
+:'''[[Lou]]''': Another case of Monopoly-related violence, Chief.
 :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?
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 :'''Grampa''': Well, it hurts now, but the senility will take care of that. There she goes. (to Homer) You know, I have a son about your age.
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-{{Season 13 Q}}
+{{Season 13|Q}}