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:'''[[Marge]]''': "Lousy [[Homer]]. I'll show him. Tonight his beloved mock apple pie will have real apples."

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 {{qf|Homer}} I am so screwed. I can't drive to work, I can't drive to the store, and I certainly can't drive to the store at work.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[sighs]'' I guess I'll have to do all your driving chores. That's what a good wife does -- picks up the slack.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[sighs]'' I guess I'll have to do all your driving chores. That's what a good wife does—picks up the slack.
 {{qf|Homer}} That reminds me, we gotta pick up my slacks at that dry cleaner in [[Shelbyville]].
 {{qf|Marge}} Why can't you use the local dry cleaner?

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 {{qf|Tour guide}} Shut up! It's not that exciting.
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} [[Barney]], you ever notice how hard it is to drive with your knees?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Barney, you ever notice how hard it is to drive with your knees?
-:'''Barney:'' Why don't you get one of those hands-free phones? It's the next best thing to paying attention to the road.
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} Why don't you get one of those hands-free phones? It's the next best thing to paying attention to the road.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[intrigued]'' Hands-free, eh? Then I could give the brothers the black power salute.
-:''[Homer sees [[Carl]], [[Lou]], [[Dr. Hibbert]] and [[Drederick Tatum]] driving next to him]''
+:''[Homer sees Carl, [[Lou]], [[Dr. Hibbert]] and Drederick Tatum driving next to him.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Black power! Black power!
-{{qf|Carl}} Was that {{Ch|Al Roker}}?
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Was that {{Ch|Al Roker}}?
-{{qf|Tatum}} His exuberance is perplexing.
+{{qf|[[Drederick Tatum|Tatum]]}} His exuberance is perplexing.
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 {{qf|Homer}} I am so screwed. I can't drive to work, I can't drive to the store, and I certainly can't drive to the store at work.
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 {{qf|Homer}} I did it. I walked all the way to Moe's from my house.
-:''[the rest of the family is seen outside the house just down the road]''
+:''[The rest of the family is seen outside the house just down the road.]''
-{{qf|Bart}} Way to go, Dad!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Way to go, Dad!
 {{qf|Homer}} You know, I feel pretty good. Maybe I should just keep walking instead of going into a dark, dreary bar.
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Get in here, boozy. You're late for your drunkening.

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+:'''[[Springfield Aquarium tour guide]]:''' Well, it looks like Mr. Walrus and his family are enjoying their Sunday brunch. ''[the crowd laughs]'' Shut up! What am I, some sort of joke to you people? Now, over here is our newest exhibit "The Wonders of the Gulf Coast".
+:'''Kids:''' Ooooh!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': "Lousy [[Homer]]. I'll show him. Tonight his beloved mock apple pie will have real apples."
+:'''Tour guide:''' Shut up! It's not that exciting.
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