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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} You know, Smithers, I think our public image could use a spiffing up! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Waylon_Smithers" class="mw-redirect" title="Waylon Smithers">Waylon Smithers</a>}} I&#039;ll put together a think tank of company e...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} You know, Smithers, I think our public image could use a spiffing up!<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I'll put together a think tank of company employees, sir!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Excellent! Why hire advertising lackeys when we have a whole plant full of similar idiots?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Mr. Burns would like you to come up with ideas to make us more accepted in the community.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey! I'm not paid to think!<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Why don't you put great big handles on the outside of the reactors so they look like giant steaming coffee cups?<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} To make it even more appealing, you could build a giant cement donut next to them!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Mmm... Giant cement donut.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Carl}} That oughta build confidence!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What do you know? I am paid to think!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} What is [[Venezuela]] like this time of year?<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} I'll fuel up the private jet, sir.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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