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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Man Who Flew Too Much|}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} Ah, the joy of a completed to-do list. Shall we celebrate by cracking open an amontilla...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Man Who Flew Too Much|}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Ah, the joy of a completed to-do list. Shall we celebrate by cracking open an amontillado?<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Uh, sir, you had that cask of amontillado walled off two days ago, along with the salesman.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Homer, it's one taquito. It's not worth it.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No snack left behind.<br /> {{qf|Carl}} I'll tell your story.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Simpson, I need you to bring the [[Napoleon]] wine directly to Mr. Burns' mansion. This is the most important job you've ever done in your entire life.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'm glad to have earned your trust.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} If there were anyone else on Earth I could ask, I would.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, man, I'm so far from Mr. Burns' mansion. Where even am I?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'll give you a hint, dumbass. You live here.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Give me another hint.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Safe. So this is what being smart feels like. ''[chuckles]'' I'll reward myself with a quick garage nap in the car-- I'll just turn it on to keep warm.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Simpson, why haven't you delivered the bottle to Mr. Burns' mansion?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Before I answer that, try some of this delicious stew.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Mmm. The onions, the garlic, the red wine from the 19th century. ''[groans and screams]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You know, wine is basically just chemistry. Maybe you need someone who knows all about the chemistry of alcohol.<br /> :''[cut to Moe's Tavern]''<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Wine's the red one, right?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Uh, should I be worried about that?<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Are you planning on having children?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I never planned any of my children.<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} ''[stammers]'' Well, it is what it is.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Moment of truth.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You know, our marriage really could use fewer moments of truth.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I feel a little guilty and a little scared, like the first time I fast-forwarded through a commercial.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} That's [[Jim Sprawlton]], from the [[Sprawl-Mart]] fortune. And from Sam's Club, there's [[Marcus Club]] himself.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} There's [[Francis Ford Coppola]] and Andrew Lloyd Webber, the most surprisingly straight wine collector in the world. And he's next to Robert Parker, who invented the 100-point wine ranking scale.<br /> {{qf|[[Andrew Lloyd Webber]]}} I will buy this Napoleon wine with the money from the music that I write. The money from &quot;The Music of the Night.&quot;<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Robert Parker}}}} I rate this conversation a 36.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} But, Dad, you said you were never gonna cover up again.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, I tried not to, but covering up is all I know. So I went to the king of cover-ups. Who do you think hid all that nuclear waste under Denver's airport? This guy.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, you.<br /> <br /> {{Season 36|Q}}</div>

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