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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} C&#039;mon, Milhouse! Finally, we get to see &quot;<a href="/wiki/Space_Mutants_I" title="Space Mutants I">Space Mutants I</a>&quot; as it was meant to be seen--on the big screen, surrounded by an audience of hard...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} C'mon, Milhouse! Finally, we get to see &quot;[[Space Mutants I]]&quot; as it was meant to be seen--on the big screen, surrounded by an audience of hard-core space-muties!<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Oh, joyous day! Oh, blessed hour! For now, the experience adults have bragged about all our lives is ours to claim for our very own!<br /> {{qf|Employee}} I am sorry to announce that our print of &quot;Space Mutants I: The Special Edition&quot; was accidentally shipped to the [[Shelbyville]] Rialto. Instead, we will be showing the 1957 classic, &quot;[[Gladys the Groovy Mule]].&quot; Enjoy the show.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Teenager}} Say, gang, we need one more guy for the big dance tonight. How about Peter Lewis over there?<br /> {{qf|[[Bash Flashman]]}} Are you kidding? That nucleah nerd wouldn't know a cha-cha from a waltz.<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Gwen|Bore Us the Movie Gruel}}}} Peter Lewis? His idea of a pin-up girl is a picture of the Enola Gay!<br /> {{qf|[[Peter Lewis]]}} ''[thinking]'' Jeepers! They think I'm a square just because I like science. Maybe if I show Gwen how important science can be, she'll see how swell I am.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why would you need one more guy for a dance?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Peter Lewis}} Really, coach. I want to play in the big game tomorrow.<br /> {{qf|Coach}} Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Stop it, kid! Yer killin' me! [KAK!] Seriously! I think I swallowed my whistle...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I think you swallowed [[Detroit]]!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Gladys|Gladys the Groovy Mule}}}} Whoa! Stop the violins! You're bummin' me out, scout.<br /> {{qf|Peter Lewis}} Huh?! You can talk!?<br /> {{qf|Gladys}} If it's legal, I say do it, daddio!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Great! Congress just passed a new law--no more talking mule films!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Commentator}} It looks like it's all over for the [[Summerfield Atoms]]. With one second left on the clock, Notre Dame's leading 24-23. There's time for one last desperate play.<br /> {{qf|Coach}} Hey, where do you think you're going?<br /> {{qf|Peter Lewis}} Scrow, scram, scraw, pal. Gladys and I will take it from here.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} The scrow, scram was right on the money, but scraw? He didn't deserve that! Nobody deserves that!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Man, they made some stupid movies back in the 50's. The art of filmmaking sure has come a long way. C'mon, Milhouse. Let's sneak into the next theater. They're showing &quot;Runaway Cement Truck II!&quot;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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