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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?|Hail to the Teeth}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Sideshow_Bob" title="Sideshow Bob">Sideshow Bob</a>}} I was a fool to let my guard down with a woman who runs a sea...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?|Hail to the Teeth}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} I was a fool to let my guard down with a woman who runs a seaward-aiming Fresnel lens! From hell's heart I stab at thee!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We'll go to [[Santa's Village]].<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, I hate that place. It's so crowded at [[Christmas]]. And the giant candy canes are not real. But they are electrified!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Eight hours to see a fat lazy drunk-o? I came to this park to get away from one.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Yes. This is the year I get the monkey.<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} I keep telling you, a monkey is a huge responsibility.<br /> {{qf|Kearney}} I'm raising a kid. I think I can raise a monkey.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} This will stop the jerks who've been stealing packages off my porch: a decoy with an exploding dye marker inside.<br /> {{qf|[[Carl]]}} You don't think you packed in a little too much gunpowder?<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Relax. I learned how to do this from my Uncle Two Fingers.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Our only clue is these initials next to the corpse.<br /> {{qf|[[Lou]]}} He's not a corpse. He's breathing.<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} I say he's a corpse.<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} And I say I'm not.<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} Uh... ''[scoffs]'' you don't get a vote.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Scott Bakula}}}} I should've been back at ''NCIS: New Orleans'' two hours ago.<br /> {{qf|Wiggum}} Why don't you just ''Quantum Leap'' there?<br /> {{qf|Scott Bakula}} Why don't you learn how to be a cop, fatso?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} If you don't hear from me in one hour, call the police.<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I have my own problems, Bart. My mom just locked my dad out in the snow. He keeps tapping at my window. She said if I open it, no presents.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mr. Burns, why did you do this?<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Ooh, general Scroogeyness.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No, it's deeper. It's much deeper than that. ''[gasps]'' I think Mr. Burns is depressed.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Where are all the other tycoons from your day?<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Broke, dead, a lot of hashtag MeToo.<br /> <br /> {{Season 31|Q}}</div>

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