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Solar Dragon at 22:54, April 9, 2025

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Blargity Blarg Blarg
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Blargsgiving}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Blarg Alien]], [[Lisa]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Blargity Blarg Blarg''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Blargsgiving}} content update. It requires the [[Blarg Alien]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Blarg blarg, blargity blarg blarg.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Dad, what's the Blarg Alien saying? All I hear is "blarg".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|He told me before that his ability to mind-meld came from a futuristic machine on his ship. I guess since the ship is out of gas he can't use it anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I know! We'll build a translator. Then we'll know what he's trying to tell us!}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Blarg!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blarg Alien Be Happy|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Call Professor Frink|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers…such as yourself.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I rest my case. Now let's see what we're working with here. Go ahead and speak, Mr. Alien sir with the three legs and the GINORMOUS body-moyvin.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Blarg blarging blargity blarg. Blarg blarged, blarg. Blarg!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And could you say that last part again?}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Blarg?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think you're confusing him.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|We are merely performing the metaphorical dance that takes place when two beings of equal mental prowess begin to understand one another.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Then why is he actually dancing?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sighs{{*}} It seems there is no word for "metaphorical" in the Blargonian language, so I apparently just challenged him to a dance battle.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blarg Alien Breakdance|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No, no, he doesn't want you to actually dance.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Blarging Blarg?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks for your time, Professor Frink, but I think we'll look for someone else to help.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Can I at least show him "the worm" first? I assure you, it's rather eye-popping.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out…?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out…}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Blarg…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Blarg!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go to Jail (Just to Visit)|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Blarg Alien Follow Lisa to Jail|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|So you need to talk to Sideshow Bob, do ya? What's in it for me?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|What is it that you need?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Let's see… I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay…}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'll just pretend I didn't hear that last part.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Here ya go, Lisa. Sideshow Bob delivered fresh out of lockup. Ask your questions, then this homicidal wacko is heading straight back to minimum-security prison!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Sideshow Bob.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but I need your help. And in exchange, you get to spend the afternoon out of prison.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|This is a Blarg Alien, and we can't figure out what he's trying to tell us.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|So it's his fault I'm missing stroganoff day in the prison cafeteria?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blarg Alien Say "Blarg"|60 minutes|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Fascinating. An alien, right here in Springfield. Whatever could have possessed you to visit this rotting cesspool of a town?}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon}}
{{TB|Blarg blarging blarg, blargity blarg blarg blarg. Blarg!}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Blarg, blarg. Blarging blarg bla blarg blarg. Blarg, blarg blarged blarg.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Wait, you speak Blargonian?}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}laughing{{*}} Silly, silly Lisa. Firstly, it's not "Blargonian". It's merely a Blarg-heavy dialect of Swahili.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|You see, the Blargs learned our speech by intercepting our TV broadcasts. The Swahili Channel, in particular, was the only broadcast strong enough to reach their home planet.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|I learned all this from my prison pen pal. A delightfully desperate young Blargonian woman. You two would really hit it off.}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Blarg, blarg!}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Blarg.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, so what is it that the alien wants?}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Since he's stuck here on Earth, he was hoping to watch some of our movies.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Movies?}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed. Our friend here is specifically asking for directions to Blockbuster Video.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Oh, he didn't quite travel far enough back in time for that.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blarg Alien Shake Fists in the Air|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Blarg!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Don't be mad. You can still watch movies and TV shows, you just have to get them from somewhere that hasn't gone bankrupt. Yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Blarg?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. {{*}}winks at camera{{*}}}}
{{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Blargsgiving}}

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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Blarg Alien Sidebar.png|x100px]]
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 {{TB|Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers…such as yourself.}}
+{{TB|Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers...such as yourself.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know.}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out…?}}
+{{TB|Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out...?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
 {{TB|Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out…}}
+{{TB|Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out...}}
 {{Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Blarg…}}
+{{TB|Blarg...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause.}}
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 {{TB|What is it that you need?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|Let's see… I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier?}}
+{{TB|Let's see... I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
 {{TB|Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay…}}
+{{TB|Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay...}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters.}}
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 {{TB|Blarg?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately…}}
+{{TB|Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. {{*}}winks at camera{{*}}}}

Blargity Blarg Blarg - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 22:54, April 9, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (7), * → {{*}} (6), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (6)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Blargity Blarg Blarg |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Blargsgiving}} |requirements = |characters = Blarg Alien, Lisa |optional = |pre..."

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