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:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Okay, children, ten minutes of free play.
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I'm a fun factory.
:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Lisa, free play.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But I am playing. I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I didn't know you were left-handed.
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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Homer, you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks. And, uh, you may never see a film in 3-D again.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No, I don't. If you pray to Superman.
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Not praying to a character in a comic book.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What about Christian Archie comics?
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Neither canonical nor comical.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name, one nation, under Zod...
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Not praying to Superman. Grouch.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ms. Cantwell, wait! I've got to know before you leave. Why don't you like me?
:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That is so unsatisfying.
:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You think I'm pretty?
:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!

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	:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.		:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
	:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!		:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Gorgeous Grampa|Dark Knight Court}}
-:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Okay, children, ten minutes of free play.
+{{qf|[[Ms. Cantwell]]}} Okay, children, ten minutes of free play.
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I'm a fun factory.
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I'm a fun factory.
-:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Lisa, free play.
+{{qf|Ms. Cantwell}} Lisa, free play.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But I am playing. I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But I am playing. I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I didn't know you were left-handed.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I didn't know you were left-handed.
 ----
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Homer, you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks. And, uh, you may never see a film in 3-D again.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Homer, you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks. And, uh, you may never see a film in 3-D again.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
+{{qf|Homer}} But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
 ----
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' No, I don't. If you pray to Superman.
+{{qf|Homer}} No, I don't. If you pray to Superman.
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Not praying to a character in a comic book.
+{{qf|Ned}} Not praying to a character in a comic book.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' What about Christian Archie comics?
+{{qf|Homer}} What about Christian Archie comics?
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Neither canonical nor comical.
+{{qf|Ned}} Neither canonical nor comical.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name, one nation, under Zod...
+{{qf|Homer}} Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name, one nation, under Zod...
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Not praying to Superman. Grouch.
+{{qf|Ned}} Not praying to Superman. Grouch.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ms. Cantwell, wait! I've got to know before you leave. Why don't you like me?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ms. Cantwell, wait! I've got to know before you leave. Why don't you like me?
-:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.
+{{qf|Ms. Cantwell}} Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That is so unsatisfying.
+{{qf|Lisa}} That is so unsatisfying.
-:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.
+{{qf|Ms. Cantwell}} Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You think I'm pretty?
+{{qf|Lisa}} You think I'm pretty?
-:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
+{{qf|Ms. Cantwell}} Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!
+{{qf|Lisa}} She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!
 {{Season 24|Q}}