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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span> replaced: ’ → &#039; (11)</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 18:38, February 26, 2026</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l3" >Line 3:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 3:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, what happened to all my macaroni and cheese product? 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See there's [[Betsy Ross]], [[Marie Curie|Madame Curie]], [[Billie Jean King]], Janis Joplin, and Mom.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I used the macaroni for my diorama of famous women in herstory. See there's [[Betsy Ross]], [[Marie Curie|Madame Curie]], [[Billie Jean King]], Janis Joplin, and Mom.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, how could you? You <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">don’t </del>see me using your... jazz records to make a diorama of... macaroni, do ya?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, how could you? You <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">don't </ins>see me using your... jazz records to make a diorama of... macaroni, do ya?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">It’s </del>not your <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">mother’s </del>birthday!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">It's </ins>not your <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">mother's </ins>birthday!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">it’s </del>not the 2nd. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">It’s </del>not even January! 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You <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">haven't </ins>used that calendar since we gave it to you three years ago!!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Apu]]}} ...or you could get her a yard-long chili dog, a can of corn which has been creamed, an 82-ounce cherry chutney [[Squishee]], now with more squish, a rainbow-colored whirly toy on a bendy straw, or perhaps this alluring quotation which you use to decorate the bumper of your vehicle?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Apu]]}} ...or you could get her a yard-long chili dog, a can of corn which has been creamed, an 82-ounce cherry chutney [[Squishee]], now with more squish, a rainbow-colored whirly toy on a bendy straw, or perhaps this alluring quotation which you use to decorate the bumper of your vehicle?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} If it were my birthday, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">I’d </del>love any of those, but I can't get those things for Marge...</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} If it were my birthday, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">I'd </ins>love any of those, but I can't get those things for Marge...</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} You know that old saying, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">it’s </del>the thought that counts? Well, my head is full of thoughts about how much I love you, Marge.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} You know that old saying, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">it's </ins>the thought that counts? Well, my head is full of thoughts about how much I love you, Marge.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">that’s </del>the sweetest present ever!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">that's </ins>the sweetest present ever!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} ...And I love your blue hair, and I love your pretty smile, and your adorable, uh, meatloaf... and your...</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} ...And I love your blue hair, and I love your pretty smile, and your adorable, uh, meatloaf... and your...</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} If this <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">weren’t </del>an act of sheer laziness, this would be a beautiful moment.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Lisa}} If this <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">weren't </ins>an act of sheer laziness, this would be a beautiful moment.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, but <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">you’ve </del>got to admire his genius.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, but <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">you've </ins>got to admire his genius.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngc}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Hey, what happened to all my macaroni and cheese product? I was going to eat that for my between snack meal! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} I used the macaroni...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngc}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, what happened to all my macaroni and cheese product? I was going to eat that for my between snack meal!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I used the macaroni for my diorama of famous women in herstory. See there's [[Betsy Ross]], [[Marie Curie|Madame Curie]], [[Billie Jean King]], Janis Joplin, and Mom.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Lisa, how could you? You don’t see me using your... jazz records to make a diorama of... macaroni, do ya?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} It’s not your mother’s birthday!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it’s not the 2nd. It’s not even January! You haven’t used that calendar since we gave it to you three years ago!!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Apu]]}} ...or you could get her a yard-long chili dog, a can of corn which has been creamed, an 82-ounce cherry chutney [[Squishee]], now with more squish, a rainbow-colored whirly toy on a bendy straw, or perhaps this alluring quotation which you use to decorate the bumper of your vehicle?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} If it were my birthday, I’d love any of those, but I can't get those things for Marge...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You know that old saying, it’s the thought that counts? Well, my head is full of thoughts about how much I love you, Marge.<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, that’s the sweetest present ever!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} ...And I love your blue hair, and I love your pretty smile, and your adorable, uh, meatloaf... and your...<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} If this weren’t an act of sheer laziness, this would be a beautiful moment.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, but you’ve got to admire his genius.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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