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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Birthday Party for One
|image =
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = [[Claim to Fame]]
|next = [[True Friend]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Birthday Party for One''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Van Houtens}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Claim to Fame]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Hey, Bart. This prank looks like an ordinary crowbar.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|It is an ordinary crowbar, doofus. The prank is in this crate I found behind Professor Frink’s lab marked “W.M.H.”}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|What’s W.M.H.?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Weapons of Mass Humiliation. At least I hope that’s what it means.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, give me that crowbar.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|You’re not gonna hit me with it, are you?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|No, I’m going to open the crate!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}hands over crowbar{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Then I’m gonna hit you with it.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Party Hats|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Hand Bart a Crowbar|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Prepare His Latest Prank|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Go-Go Ray]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, children, march into your classrooms. Single file, Indi—}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|—uh, indi-genous-people-don’t-find-the-comparison-insensitive style.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Hey Skinner, look over here.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Puzzled}}
{{TB|What is that, Simpson? A contraption? A gadget? Or some sort of gizmo?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Just a little extracurricular science experiment.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It better not be for the science fair. I cut that out of the budget last year—AAGGHHH!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Party Hats|95}} {{Task/JobDual|Make Bart Activate the Go-Go Ray|4 hours|[[Skinner]]|the [[Go-Go Ray]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Laugh Hysterically|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I can’t stop dancing! And we definitely don’t have the budget for a school dance!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Your Go-Go Ray is a hit, Bart! Even the bullies are impressed!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|A modern classic!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Magnifique!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haw haw… HAW!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Three haws? Now’s my chance to take advantage of an unprecedented era of good feelings.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Attention please! Come one, come all to a birthday extravaganza. All are welcome!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|I can’t feel my legs! Oh, why did I cut the funding for the school nurse?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Milhouse Balloon Archway]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Happy Birthday, Milhouse!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thanks, Bart. Great party, huh?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Not really. All I see are Van Houtens. It’s like a sea of blue hair and big noses.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it makes the face painter’s job easy.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But where are all the kids?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|They should be here soon. They’re probably all on twenty-four hour jobs.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe. Anyway, I’m gonna hit the corndog cart hard and make that bounce house wish it’d never been inflated.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Party Hats|95}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Enjoy the Bounce House All to Himself|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Wait for His Friends|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I, for one, am having a great time at your party, but I wish there were other kids here.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I know. The party clown is getting bored. Now he’s just eating his pies instead of throwing them.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Maybe if your Dad stopped asking him to just make balloon animal pangolins.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|He’s a practitioner of the elastic arts! Don’t take the gig if you won’t twist the rig!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|So, I don’t think anyone else is coming to the party.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, you’re probably right.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Another round of Double Buzz Squishees?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|I’ll take mine intravenously!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Milhouse Bounce House]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It may be the sugar shock, but I think I see the face of an angel.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Close. It’s my cousin Annika.}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
{{TB|Pathetic American slobs. No wonder your national pastime is diabetes.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Would you like to share a cupcake?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|You bet I would! Oh, you were talking to Annika.}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}Dutch muttering{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That must mean yes!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Party Hats|155}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Wipe Cupcake Frosting Off His Cheeks|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Fail to Impress Annika|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Man, your cousin is so cool. She’s like next-level cool. She’s Euro-cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|She’s probably the coolest Van Houten in history.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Catch up, boy, we’re way past that.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Her kind of cool can’t be contained. Anyone in close proximity to her would start to exude cool.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|They would, wouldn’t they…?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Please, Annika. Pleeeaaaaaasssseeee!}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon|Disgusted}}
{{TB|No, Milhouse. I will not pretend to be your girlfriend. You know we’re related, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|We’re not any closer than my parents. Or yours.}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
{{TB|But you’re a fourth grader and I’m an older teenager of an indiscriminate age.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly. Besides, it would really cut down on my swirly per diem.}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, do you get bullied in school?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I wouldn’t say bullied. My friends act violently to express their affection. For hurting me.}}
{{Tapped Out Annika Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Fine. I will go along with your ruse. Pretending to be something I’m not should make me fit right in here in America.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Party Hats|195}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Shout With Joy|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Annika]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Van Houtens}}

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 |previous = [[Claim to Fame]]
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