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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Bindle There, Done That
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Level 42}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Lampwick]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next = {{TOQP|Hobo You Didn't!|1}}
|premium = yes
}}

'''Bindle There, Done That''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 42}} content update. It requires [[Lampwick]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|G. Rover Cripes! Springfield?! How'd I end up back in this piddlepot town?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey everyone! We've got a new old coot!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy the Lucky Mouse in 1919. Which would make him old enough to be…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|…dead?}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|There, there. Why we continue to exist is a mystery to us all.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So drink up! There's no need for answers when you can't remember the questions.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lampwick Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I mean, jeez, who are you? If you're here, who's left to return to Springfield? Señor Ding-Dong?}}
{{Tapped Out Señor Ding Dong Icon|Suave}}
{{TB|You rang, mis amigos?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|When I last was in Springfield, I had me a legally mandated fortune and fingers on my gloves.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Now I'm just another hobo with a rocket car.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|If it weren't for this explosion changing all the rules, I'd have walked off into the cush life of a billionaire, dancing the hula in crystal houses with Rockefellers and Araby sheiks.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Did you ever do any of those strange words?}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, you don't know the direction a night can head in! Possibilities abound!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You returned not just as an impoverished vagabond.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We'll have a signing party at our house for all the kids in town!}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Alright. But tell your friends to keep their sticky paws off my bindle. I hate a gunky bindle.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lampwick Sign Autographs|10 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Children Visit Lampwick|5 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|4}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|{{*}}Ahem…yes.* Bindle off limits.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|What's a bindle?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're holding a phone. Look it up.}}
{{THT|After completing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|No, the violence is a metaphor! It represents all the different objects that you can stab in people's eyes.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|You mollycoddled nollywads don't get the subtlety of my work one drop!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Mr. Lampwick, I don't think that's what a metaphor is—}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Pah! Why try to speak to the masses when everyone's a nincompoop.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Being a valued member of a community is worthless.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Visit Lampwick" task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], [[Bart]], [[Martin]], [[Nelson]], [[Ralph]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Sherri]] & [[Terri]], [[Dolph]], [[Jimbo]], [[Shauna]], and [[Kearney]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What am I doing back in this place? I know I was never meant to be more than a marginal, one-off, side character.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Had me a story, and dejabbers, it was a good one! Felt like a hero then.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting “Ooggitty boogitty!”}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Ooggitty boogitty! That's it!}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|I can be something better than a hero. A weirdo who irritates people into getting what he wants.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lampwick Annoy Staff and Patrons|2 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|May I take your order, Mr. Penniless Vagrant?}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I'll have an ice cold soda, hold the soda, hold the ice, and fill the cup with loose change.}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Here are seven Krusty Burgers, three Meat-Flavored Sandwiches, and two The Cloggers. Take them and go!}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Not sure what all this free food is going to do for this abscess in my arm pit, but if that's what you want, young man, that's what I'll do.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Heh heh. Chester J., you sly, silver marmoset. Bless your pus-filled body.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Good to see my panhandling tricks are as trusty as ever.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Time to remake the Lampwick fortune the old-fashioned way: taking it from other people}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|You shouldn't get money by begging. This is America.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Find a job, go to work, and duck your responsibilities while you collect paychecks you don't deserve, like the rest of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|You think this is the life I wanted?}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|If I had my druthers, I'd be an internationally celebrated cartoonist, or I'd live under a tree made of diamonds, whose nuts are smaller diamonds I could sell above market price.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|No, I didn't get to choose my fate. I just gotta play the role I was assigned, and make the best of it.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Which means escaping my role and changing my fate!}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly… an “oboh”?}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an “oqoy”.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Wanna know how to pronounce “oqoy”? It's “LAMPWICK!”}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar?}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're “poo6”!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|I can still Vanderbilt my way back to the top. All I need to do is invest this in the hobo's stock market.}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|One lotto Scratch-R, my snake-charming friend.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best…of whoever is willing to pay for it?}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lampwick Buy a Golden Scratch-R|60 minutes|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Donuts?! That's what I get for my buck?}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|What nob-headed ninnies would want donuts instead of actual money?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|You should show more respect for the power of the donut. They are the most powerful currency of all.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|They are how you are even here!}}
{{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
{{TB|Consarnable pastries! If these garbage rings are how I got here, I'd rather have garbage.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|6}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Premium Level 41-60}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Bindle There, Done That
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Lampwick Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 15
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 42}}
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 |characters = [[Lampwick]], [[Homer]]
 |optional = See [[#Pt. 2|Pt. 2]]
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 |next = {{TOQP|Hobo You Didn't!|1}}

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 {{TB|Hey everyone! We've got a new old coot!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|It's Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy the Lucky Mouse in 1919. Which would make him old enough to be…}}
+{{TB|It's Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy the Lucky Mouse in 1919. Which would make him old enough to be...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
-{{TB|…dead?}}
+{{TB|...dead?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't!}}
@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 {{TB|You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
-{{TB|Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water…}}
+{{TB|Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans.}}
@@ Line 70: / Line 70: @@
 {{TB|Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|{{*}}Ahem…yes.* Bindle off limits.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}Ahem...yes.{{*}} Bindle off limits.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 {{TB|What's a bindle?}}
@@ Line 102: / Line 102: @@
 {{TB|Had me a story, and dejabbers, it was a good one! Felt like a hero then.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
-{{TB|Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting “Ooggitty boogitty!”}}
+{{TB|Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting "Ooggitty boogitty!"}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
 {{TB|Ooggitty boogitty! That's it!}}
@@ Line 145: / Line 145: @@
 {{TB|Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly… an “oboh”?}}
+{{TB|So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly... an "oboh"?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
 {{TB|That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
-{{TB|The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an “oqoy”.}}
+{{TB|The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an "oqoy".}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
-{{TB|Wanna know how to pronounce “oqoy”? It's “LAMPWICK!”}}
+{{TB|Wanna know how to pronounce "oqoy"? It's "LAMPWICK!"}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're “poo6”!}}
+{{TB|The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're "poo6"!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for.}}
 {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
-{{TB|Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best…of whoever is willing to pay for it?}}
+{{TB|Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best...of whoever is willing to pay for it?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lampwick Icon}}
 {{TB|Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose!}}

Bindle There, Done That - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 19:48, April 9, 2025

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Solar Dragon at 16:17, May 30, 2024

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Bindle There, Done That |image = |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Level 42}} |requirements = |characters = Lampwick |optional = |previous = |nex..."

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