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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Homie! For goodness sakes! Slow down! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} No can do, Marge! Gotta get to the park before the little marshmallows in my thermos o...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie! For goodness sakes! Slow down!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No can do, Marge! Gotta get to the park before the little marshmallows in my thermos of hot chocolate dissolve!<br /> -----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Look! There it is! The [[Ultra-Deluxe Lightweight Aluminum Super Sled|Ultra-Deluxe Supersled]] by Blammo! Stop! Buy one for me! Please?! Please?!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Forget it! I borrowed our family sled from [[Grampa]], and you're going to use it or die trying!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Awww! We're too late! Curse you, elusive lumps of mallow...or marsh...or whatever you are!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yes! Everything I need! One flying disk and one jockstrap...size small!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's official. Dad's lost his mind.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bartholomew Blammo]]}} Mister Simpson? Allow me to introduce myself! My name is Bartholomew Blammo, president of Blammo Toys! I saw that hackneyed fluff piece on the news! You boasted about an invention that will revolutionize wintertime play for kids!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Maybe I did and maybe I didn't! So what?!<br /> {{qf|Bartholomew Blammo}} If what you said is true, I'm willing to pay $100,000 dollars for it!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} [PFFT!] Chicken feed! My idea is worth a lot more than that! Say... a billion?!<br /> {{qf|Bartholomew Blammo}} Utter nonsense! I didn't come all this way for a snipe hunt! You're a fool, Simpson! And Blammo Toys knows how to circumvent fools!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh boo-hoo-hoo! Cry all the way home to your mommy!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Bart!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Dad! Check out my Ultra-Deluxe Supersled by Blammo! Some old guy gave it to me!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Why, you little...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} All I had to do was tell him about your dumb idea! And here's the funny part! His name is Bart, too!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Enjoy your new sled, double-crosser! 'Cause you're gonna haul this thing back up the hill all day long! With me on it!!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} [ACK! URRK! GACK!]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]]</div>

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