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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} It&#039;s not my time! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Grim_Reaper" title="Grim Reaper">Death</a>}} Oh, it is so your time, Montgomery Burns! {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Is not! {{qf|Death}} Is too! Ga...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} It's not my time!<br /> {{qf|[[Grim Reaper|Death]]}} Oh, it is so your time, Montgomery Burns!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Is not!<br /> {{qf|Death}} Is too! Gah!<br /> {{qf|Death}} You can't outrun pant death, old man! [PUFF!]<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Really? I seem to be doing so quite handily.<br /> {{qf|Death}} ''[HOO!]'' Gotta switch ''[WOOT]'' to light beer.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Death's daughter]]}} This is a family business now, Burns!<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Zounds! Death has a son?<br /> {{qf|Death's daughter}} No... a daughter! You sexist creep!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oooh... what happened?<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} You were cutting the ribbon for the plant's new day care center, sir. The ribbon snapped back and struck you in the chest, stopping your heart.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yet another close shave, Smithers. I could feel the wind from the Grim Reaper's scythe. He has a daughter now. Cute as a pin.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} ...Ahem... Perhaps you'd better rest, sir.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'm the last of my line, Smithers.<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} There's your son, [[Larry Burns|Larry]], sir.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. The last of my line.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} My entire intellect and vie de l'esprit fit in such a modest machine?<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Size really isn't important when it comes to computing, sir.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Can we at least have it painted black?<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} I'll see to it, sir.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} D'oh! I thought it said &quot;Bring your dog to work day.&quot; Marge is right... ...I shouldn't read the company flyer while driving home. Lisa would love visiting daddy's job.<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} [[Maggie]], too.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Who?<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Seriously, Homer. This was boneheaded even for you.<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Heh. Right!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Well, at least I have a daughter.<br /> {{qf|Carl}} There's no call for that.<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} You know we've tried to adopt.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Odds bodkins! That larcenous canine has absconded with my afternoon scone!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I received a phone call from the [[Swellington School for Privileged Boys]]. Their headmaster tells me you've received a full scholarship to attend there. At first I thought it was another of your elaborate frauds.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Not guilty, Seymour.<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I know. These faxes confirm that it's the real deal. You're out of my hair for good, Bart!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Huh?<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} You're going to another school! No need to delay!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} But...<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} We'll pack up your locker and send it over!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} But...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skinnnnnnerrrrrrr! Who authorized the construction of a natatorium?<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Um... is that the building behind the pool?<br /> {{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} It is the pool!<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I should have known that.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} And you've hired David Hasselhoff as a swim instructor?<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Did you find Nemo yet?<br /> {{qf|[[David Hasselhoff]]}} No!<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} Are you..?<br /> {{qf|David Hasselhoff}} No! And I'm not [[Aquaman]] either!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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