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Solar Dragon: /* Pt. 5 */

2024-07-18T12:37:56Z

‎Pt. 5

Solar Dragon at 12:27, July 18, 2024

2024-07-18T12:27:29Z

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Big Jamshed
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|"Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Jay]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Big Jamshed''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|"Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in}} content update. It requires [[Jay]] to be obtained.

During the "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update, the questline unlocked Jay.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After unlocking Jay|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|My son little Jamshed is coming back to Springfield. He's been, as they say, stuck in limbo!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm not too good at limbo. Those sticks are racist against fat guys.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Not that limbo! I am talking about the state of transitional oblivion!}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|In other words, college.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Sanjay Prepare a Room for Jamshed|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Sanjay]]}}<br>If Sanjay is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Apu Prepare a Room for Jamshed|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Word on the street's that your son is taking over your spot at the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|It's true. I have de-cockroached my last Squishee machine. I want to do something different with my life.}}
{{Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, the old midlife crisis. Too bad you're not young, rad, hip, ballin' and buzzfeedin' like me, Daddy-o.}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Simpson, you're a walking monument of a midlife crisis.}}
{{Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Shows what you know. Dr. Hibbert said according to my cholesterol count my midlife happened when I was 20.}}
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Jay]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
{{TB|I'm ready to take my jam to the Kwik-E-Mart! And all it took was a $200,000 business degree.}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now it's time for some hot yoga!}}
{{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, my son – with maturity you have abandoned your anti-traditional views!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
{{TB|Nah, Pops, I'm still not down with that Indian shizz. Yoga's just what's chill right now.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jay Do Yoga|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|You look a little… older than I remember.}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, doing a full course load at Wharton while mopping floors in a bank all night will do that to a kid.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Hmmm… nobody around here ever seems to age.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I credit clean living. And yes, I said that without a trace of self-reflective irony.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why don't I find it surprising that all the food is packed with unhealthy preservatives?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What's your beef with preserved fake-beef? The scientists at the National Preservatives Council say it's good for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
{{TB|You should listen to my science Homer. Look at me, I'm in awesome shape!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
{{TB|Stop by, and I'll show you how to make your favorite foods with kale and cauliflower.}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to manage a pushup!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|I'll have you know I'm an expert at the “lowering down” part of pushups.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jay Prepare Food at the Kwik-E-Mart|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Shop for Broceries|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Come by the Kwik-E-Mart. We have healthy vegetarian culture foods, and our new inclusive signature: the LGBTQIA sandwich!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Sounds like my kind of lunch food!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
{{TB|It's lentils, goat cheese, bacon, tomato, quinoa, iceberg lettuce and asiago.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Wait a minute there! There's bacon in there! How can you say that's vegetarian?}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
{{TB|I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so “the aughts.” Why would you want to live without bacon?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|He's got you there, Lisa. I eat so much of the stuff that people are always telling me they smell bacon when I'm around.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jay Work a Kwik-E-Mart 1hr Shift|60 minutes|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Buy Health Food|3 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|6}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I sense a bit of hypocrisy. You're anti-Kwik-E-Mart, AND you work here?}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
{{TB|It's all about the Benjies, girl-dude. I need to maintain my lifestyle somehow.}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And the Kwik-E-Mart isn't going anywhere. You'd literally need a tank to take this place out!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Cool coincidence! The police department is considering getting a tank right now!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|No, piggy, I don't mean LITERALLY literally! I want to crush the Kwik-E-Mart from the inside and then set up my own store!}}
{{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
{{TB|A totally millennial, religiously void, and secular store! How I wish for such a place!}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Ganesh|Ganesh|60}}
{{TB|I can grant that wish for your own store… or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and… helllllo, Sherri and Terri!}}
{{Tapped Out Sherri & Terri Icon|Happy Right}}
{{TB|Teehee, hi, Bart!}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Gaah}}
{{TB|Another grey hair… my eye wrinkles are expanding… my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|HI EVERY OLD BODY!!! What it seems you are experiencing is the natural process of aging!}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aging? But I anti-oxidize and hydrate every day! What caused all of this? Is it something in the food?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|In all actuallyness, it is something NOT in the food! The preservatives in the terrible food you used to eat kept you preserved! Who'd a thunk it?!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Buy Unhealthy Food|3 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|6}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Much Apu About Something}}

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 |name = Big Jamshed
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Jay Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|"Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in}}
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 |characters = [[Jay]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
 |optional = [[Sanjay]], [[Apu]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jay Do Yoga|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
-{{TB|You look a little… older than I remember.}}
+{{TB|You look a little... older than I remember.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Yeah, doing a full course load at Wharton while mopping floors in a bank all night will do that to a kid.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Hmmm… nobody around here ever seems to age.}}
+{{TB|Hmmm... nobody around here ever seems to age.}}
 {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 {{TB|I credit clean living. And yes, I said that without a trace of self-reflective irony.}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TB|Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to manage a pushup!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
-{{TB|I'll have you know I'm an expert at the “lowering down” part of pushups.}}
+{{TB|I'll have you know I'm an expert at the "lowering down" part of pushups.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Jay Prepare Food at the Kwik-E-Mart|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Shop for Broceries|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 96: / Line 96: @@
 {{TB|Wait a minute there! There's bacon in there! How can you say that's vegetarian?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jay Icon}}
-{{TB|I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so “the aughts.” Why would you want to live without bacon?}}
+{{TB|I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so "the aughts." Why would you want to live without bacon?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|He's got you there, Lisa. I eat so much of the stuff that people are always telling me they smell bacon when I'm around.}}
@@ Line 113: / Line 113: @@
 {{TB|A totally millennial, religiously void, and secular store! How I wish for such a place!}}
 {{Tapped Out Icon|Ganesh|Ganesh|60}}
-{{TB|I can grant that wish for your own store… or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts!}}
+{{TB|I can grant that wish for your own store... or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 121: / Line 121: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
-{{TB|That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and… helllllo, Sherri and Terri!}}
+{{TB|That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and... helllllo, Sherri and Terri!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sherri & Terri Icon|Happy Right}}
 {{TB|Teehee, hi, Bart!}}
 {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Gaah}}
-{{TB|Another grey hair… my eye wrinkles are expanding… my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON?}}
+{{TB|Another grey hair... my eye wrinkles are expanding... my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|HI EVERY OLD BODY!!! What it seems you are experiencing is the natural process of aging!}}

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 {{TB|In all actuallyness, it is something NOT in the food! The preservatives in the terrible food you used to eat kept you preserved! Who'd a thunk it?!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Buy Unhealthy Food|3 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|6}}|colspan=2}}
-{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Much Apu About Something}}