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:'''[[Marge]]''': I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.
:'''[[Patty]]''': Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard.
:'''[[Selma]]''': Or the laundry.
:'''[[Patty]]''': Or burned alive in his cell.
:'''[[Selma]]''': Or get ground glass put in his food.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Aw hoo hoo hoo!
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:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Hey Simpson!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Uh-oh.
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Is it true your old man is in jail?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Um... yes?
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': So's my old man.
:'''[[Kearney]]''': My dad too.
:'''[[Dolph]]''': My mom and my dad.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh.
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Is he doin' hard time?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Life without parole. For terrorism.
:'''[[Dolph]]''': Man...
:'''[[Bart]]''': Nuclear terrorism!
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Awesome.
----
:'''[[Homer]]''': Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha!
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': Homer Simpson?
:'''[[Homer]]''': You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV.
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': You don't remember me?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'd remember that hair, pal.
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance.
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have.
----
:'''[[Frank Grimes, Jr.]]''': You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Who are you?
:'''[[Frank Grimes, Jr.]]''': I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prision for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff?
----
:'''[[Homer]]''': Kids!
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]''': Dad!
:'''[[Homer]]''': It's been so long!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Long anough to forget about your bowling bag?
:'''[[Homer]]''': My what?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Never mind.

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 {{qf|Jimbo}} So's my old man.
 {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} My dad too.
-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} My mom and my dad.
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} My mom and my dad.
 {{qf|Bart}} Oh.
 {{qf|Jimbo}} Is he doin' hard time?

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	{{qf\|Bart}} Never mind.		{{qf\|Bart}} Never mind.
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	:'''[[Marge]]''': I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.		:'''[[Marge]]''': I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.

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 {{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.
-:'''[[Patty]]''': Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard.
+{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard.
-:'''[[Selma]]''': Or the laundry.
+{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Or the laundry.
-:'''[[Patty]]''': Or burned alive in his cell.
+{{qf|Patty}} Or burned alive in his cell.
-:'''[[Selma]]''': Or get ground glass put in his food.
+{{qf|Selma}} Or get ground glass put in his food.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Aw hoo hoo hoo!
+{{qf|Marge}} Aw hoo hoo hoo!
 ----
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Hey Simpson!
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey Simpson!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Uh-oh.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uh-oh.
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Is it true your old man is in jail?
+{{qf|Jimbo}} Is it true your old man is in jail?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Um... yes?
+{{qf|Bart}} Um... yes?
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': So's my old man.
+{{qf|Jimbo}} So's my old man.
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': My dad too.
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} My dad too.
-:'''[[Dolph]]''': My mom and my dad.
+{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} My mom and my dad.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh.
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Is he doin' hard time?
+{{qf|Jimbo}} Is he doin' hard time?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Life without parole. For terrorism.
+{{qf|Bart}} Life without parole. For terrorism.
-:'''[[Dolph]]''': Man...
+{{qf|Dolph}} Man...
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Nuclear terrorism!
+{{qf|Bart}} Nuclear terrorism!
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': Awesome.
+{{qf|Kearney}} Awesome.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha!
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': Homer Simpson?
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} Homer Simpson?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV.
+{{qf|Homer}} You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV.
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': You don't remember me?
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} You don't remember me?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'd remember that hair, pal.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'd remember that hair, pal.
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction.
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance.
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives?
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have.
+{{qf|Homer}} Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have.
 ----
-:'''[[Frank Grimes, Jr.]]''': You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past!
+{{qf|[[Frank Grimes, Jr.]]}} You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Who are you?
+{{qf|Homer}} Who are you?
-:'''[[Frank Grimes, Jr.]]''': I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prision for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer?
+{{qf|Frank Grimes, Jr.}} I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prison for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff?
+{{qf|Homer}} I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff?
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Kids!
+{{qf|Homer}} Kids!
-:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]''': Dad!
+{{qf|Bart & [[Lisa]]}} Dad!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': It's been so long!
+{{qf|Homer}} It's been so long!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Long anough to forget about your bowling bag?
+{{qf|Bart}} Long anough to forget about your bowling bag?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': My what?
+{{qf|Homer}} My what?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Never mind.
+{{qf|Bart}} Never mind.