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{{Title|Beloved Billionaires Club}}
{{for2|the location|Beloved Billionaires Club}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Beloved Billionaires Club
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|For All Rich Mankind}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Cecil Terwilliger]]
|optional =
|internal = AspirationalGrind_4
|id = 179006
|previous = {{ap|Rock and a Hard Place|Tapped Out quest}}
|next =
}}

'''Beloved Billionaires Club''' is a quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|For All Rich Mankind}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
{{Table|width=80%|
{{THT|After completing {{ap|Rock and a Hard Place|Tapped Out quest}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Cecil Terwilliger! What, ah, brings you into my office, which is where I am even though I was just walking around on a sidewalk.}}
{{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I've come to discuss the deplorable state of this town's roads. Have you seen how many potholes they have?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|No. I always sit in the back of my car while my driver drives me, and the windows are very tinted.}}
{{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, they're bad. I can barely drive without spilling my claret. We should take some of the money from the town's treasury to finance their repaving.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Er uh…no can do. That money is all earmarked to build a clubhouse for billionaires. We need to keep them happy — they're keeping the economy afloat!}}
{{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Appalled}}
{{TB|Because they pay a lot of taxes?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|No, billionaires don't pay taxes. But they do pay bribes. And I need the money from those bribes to repair my boat, The Economy.}}
{{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, perhaps I should talk to these billionaires about our roads then. Where can I find them?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|At their club, which I'm now putting you in charge of building.}}
{{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Building?! Like with my hands?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, like with money. Now if you'll, er, excuse me I need to work on The Economy.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Invest $2,000,000,000}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That was some excellent building of the Beloved Billionaires Club, Cecil.}}
{{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you, Mayor. And the members there have agreed to finance the repaving of our city streets. In gold…which is how they do everything, apparently.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|That, er, uh, sounds expensive.}}
{{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It will be. I'm just hoping it doesn't sink the economy.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|It's too late for that. The Coast Guard pulled me over with a hull-full of poached lobster, and I had to scuttle the evidence.}}
{{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh dear! Are the lobsters all right?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Better than the crew.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Beloved Billionaires Club]]|colspan=2}}
}}

== Jobs ==
{{Table|
{{THT|Task}}
{{TH|Cost}}
{{TH|Time}}
{{TH|Location(s)}}
{{TH|Reward|width=200px}}
{{TBT|Pour Money into Follies}}
{{TB|{{Cash|1000000}}}}
{{TB|60m}}
{{TRs|[[Town Hall]]|3}}
{{TB|{{XP|17}}}}
{{TBT|Subsidize the Wealthy}}
{{TB|{{Cash|5000000}}}}
{{TB|4h}}
{{TB|{{XP|45}}}}
{{TBT|Bail Out Project}}
{{TB|{{Cash|10000000}}}}
{{TB|8h}}
{{TB|{{XP|70}}}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Road to Riches}}

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 {{TB|Well, they're bad. I can barely drive without spilling my claret. We should take some of the money from the town's treasury to finance their repaving.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Er uh…no can do. That money is all earmarked to build a clubhouse for billionaires. We need to keep them happy — they're keeping the economy afloat!}}
+{{TB|Er uh...no can do. That money is all earmarked to build a clubhouse for billionaires. We need to keep them happy — they're keeping the economy afloat!}}
 {{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Appalled}}
 {{TB|Because they pay a lot of taxes?}}
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 {{TB|That was some excellent building of the Beloved Billionaires Club, Cecil.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Thank you, Mayor. And the members there have agreed to finance the repaving of our city streets. In gold…which is how they do everything, apparently.}}
+{{TB|Thank you, Mayor. And the members there have agreed to finance the repaving of our city streets. In gold...which is how they do everything, apparently.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|That, er, uh, sounds expensive.}}
@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 {{TB|It's too late for that. The Coast Guard pulled me over with a hull-full of poached lobster, and I had to scuttle the evidence.}}
 {{Tapped Out Cecil Terwilliger Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Oh dear!  Are the lobsters all right?}}
+{{TB|Oh dear! Are the lobsters all right?}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}
 {{TB|Better than the crew.}}

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