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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Cletus_Spuckler" title="Cletus Spuckler">Cletus Spuckler</a>}} G&#039;on an&#039; take mah pitcher, missy DMV lady! I gots to get a license if&#039;n I wants t&#039; drive mah tractor to church on Sunday! {{qf|Selma...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} G'on an' take mah pitcher, missy DMV lady! I gots to get a license if'n I wants t' drive mah tractor to church on Sunday!<br /> {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Hold your water, Jethro. You can't rush art. Now, smile.<br /> {{qf|[[Brandine Spuckler]]}} His lef' side gots a lot more teeth.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Cletus}} Why, these here pitchers is too purty for ta put on a dumb ol' license! I...I feels so un-repulsive!<br /> {{qf|Brandine}} Let's go home an' commence to some baby-makin' afore a bug gets stuck in yore beautiful hair, Cletus!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Manager}} Selma, do you like working here?<br /> {{qf|Selma}} Of course not. I hate it here. It's dehumanizing and spirit-crushing.<br /> {{qf|Manager}} Good, good. I'll be frank, Selma. Up until recently, you've never shown an ounce of creativity, nor have you ever performed your work with the slightest enthusiasm. In short, you've been a perfect employee. So, why not take a nice, long vacation? Find a way to rid yourself of these...&quot;creative impulses.&quot; Because if you still have them when you come back...I'm afraid you'll have to take a number.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Selma}} Two to sign up for classes, please.<br /> {{qf|Secretary}} Uh, we don't allow pets...<br /> {{qf|Selma}} I have no sense of smell. This is my 'smelling-nose lizard,' [[Jub-Jub]].<br /> {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} It's like a seeing-eye dog that doesn't lick itself.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Help! This woman is a menace to those with unusual follicle ornamentation!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Selma}} That's it, Patty. I can't do anything right here. I'll fail for sure, and I'll never get to know the joy of having my own curling iron holster.<br /> {{qf|Patty}} But your haircuts at the DMV were so creative! Think, what did you have at the DMV that you can't have here? Nicotine, tar and other toxins!!<br /> {{qf|Selma}} No time to unwrap, just light the whole pack!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm so proud of you both! What next? Are you going to open a salon?<br /> {{qf|Selma}} No, my dream came true already. It's back to the DMV for us! They probably have a line of customers out the door by now.<br /> {{qf|Patty}} Oh yeah. We'd better hurry. Aheh. Heh.<br /> {{qf|Patty and Selma}} Heh. Aheh, heh!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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