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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solict the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' We're back, baby!
:'''[[Carl]]:''' Feels real good to pose dynamically again.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hank Scorpio?
:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Homer, Old sport, it is fantastic to see you again! Absolutely fantastic! What's the new?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' So much! I got a new coffee cup at work... Moe got a haircut... everything's different! How about you?
:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Oh, same old same old. Not too much to report.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' How did you find us?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' The cupcake I gave you contained nanobytes that allowed me to track you! While not entirely ethical, my intentions were good.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Mmmm... morally ambiguous cupcake.
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:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Well, I'm thoroughly disappointed that you defeated me, but at least you were eco-friendly about it! Homer, if you have the time be sure to visit Macau! Lot of fun! Fantastic dumplings!
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:'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:''' Bear patrol! You gotta save us!
:'''[[Gary]]:''' Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas!
:'''[[Benjamin]]:''' And they're throwing off the grading curve for the rest of us!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school!

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	{{qf\|Homer}} Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school!		{{qf\|Homer}} Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school!
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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solict the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solicit the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' We're back, baby!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We're back, baby!
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Feels real good to pose dynamically again.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Feels real good to pose dynamically again.
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hank Scorpio?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hank Scorpio?
-:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Homer, Old sport, it is fantastic to see you again! Absolutely fantastic! What's the new?
+{{qf|[[Hank Scorpio]]}} Homer, Old sport, it is fantastic to see you again! Absolutely fantastic! What's the new?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' So much! I got a new coffee cup at work... Moe got a haircut... everything's different! How about you?
+{{qf|Homer}} So much! I got a new coffee cup at work... Moe got a haircut... everything's different! How about you?
-:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Oh, same old same old. Not too much to report.
+{{qf|Hank Scorpio}} Oh, same old same old. Not too much to report.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' How did you find us?
+{{qf|Homer}} How did you find us?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' The cupcake I gave you contained nanobytes that allowed me to track you! While not entirely ethical, my intentions were good.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} The cupcake I gave you contained nanobytes that allowed me to track you! While not entirely ethical, my intentions were good.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Mmmm... morally ambiguous cupcake.
+{{qf|Homer}} Mmmm... morally ambiguous cupcake.
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-:'''[[Hank Scorpio]]:''' Well, I'm thoroughly disappointed that you defeated me, but at least you were eco-friendly about it! Homer, if you have the time be sure to visit Macau! Lot of fun! Fantastic dumplings!
+{{qf|Hank Scorpio}} Well, I'm thoroughly disappointed that you defeated me, but at least you were eco-friendly about it! Homer, if you have the time be sure to visit Macau! Lot of fun! Fantastic dumplings!
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-:'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:''' Bear patrol! You gotta save us!
+{{qf|{{ap|Doug|nerd}}}} Bear patrol! You gotta save us!
-:'''[[Gary]]:''' Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas!
+{{qf|{{ap|Gary|nerd}}}} Springfield University has been invaded by hyper-intelligent koalas!
-:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' And they're throwing off the grading curve for the rest of us!
+{{qf|{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}}} And they're throwing off the grading curve for the rest of us!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Technically, koalas are marsupials, not bears, so our jurisdiction is unclear at best.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school!
+{{qf|Homer}} Quiet down, Frinky. Looks like the bear patrol is going... back to school!

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	:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solict the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol!		:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I received a notice of ransom this morning. "Mr. Burns, we've stolen your entire supply of uranium. If you want it back, either make your plant more eco-friendly or pay us $500 million dollars." And since both of those options are laughably absurd, I have opted to solict the assistance of... ...The Springfield Bear Patrol!