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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Beach Reporter Bingo
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 23
|update = {{TOCU|Splash and Burn}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Swimsuit Brockman]]
|optional = [[Arnie Pye]]
|internal = BeachReporterBingo
|id = 258013 - 258016
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Beach Reporter Bingo''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Splash and Burn}} content update. It requires [[Swimsuit Brockman]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Arnie, did you see that memo? Who the heck is this new reporter?!}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Madison? She's taking over for me on the Spring Break Beach Beat.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So, you lost your free vacation gig?}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Mocking}}
{{TB|Hey, you're the one who should be worried. Everyone knows that the spring break coverage puts you on the fast track to the anchor desk.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How come they never asked me to take over?}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The networks are all about getting younger these days, and your personality doesn't really scream "spring break".}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's outrageous! Kent Brockman isn't too old for anything!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kent Brockman Throw a Fit|4 hours|{{Channel 6}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Arnie Pye Laugh at Brockman|4 hours|{{Channel 6}}|char=[[Arnie Pye]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I demand that I be sent to spring break!}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'll even wear my official Channel 6 swimsuit.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
{{TB|Since when did we get Channel 6 swimsuits?}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|At the wrap party last year…}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Upset}}
{{TB|What? I thought we weren't doing wrap parties anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Well, I didn't know this would be breaking news for you…}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
{{TB|I don't understand.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Well, after you got drunk and started throwing beer bottles out of the helicopter last wrap party, you sort of got banned from them.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Upset}}
{{TB|But that wasn't my fault! I get nervous at work functions, and it was an open bar!}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Hey, if it's any consolation, this year's party didn't feel the same without you.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thanks, Kent.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm not sure why the station insisted you come with me. I can handle covering spring break by myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
{{TB|I've covered spring break for twenty years. It's not as easy as it looks.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|What? All we have to do is go to parties and interview drunk people saying dumb things, then talk about public safety…}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Upset}}
{{TB|But it's harder than it looks to get let into the parties, let alone get someone agree to be interviewed.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ma'am, can you tell us where the "hip" parties are happening?}}
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Get out of my face, news creep!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Swimsuit Brockman Look for a Party|4 hours|[[One Plate Maximum Buffet]], [[Overpass Diner]], [[Dead Lobster]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Arnie Pye Eat an Early Dinner|4 hours|[[One Plate Maximum Buffet]], [[Overpass Diner]], [[Dead Lobster]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Arnie Pye]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Young man, can you help us find a party?}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa, man! I don't know how to find nothin'!}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why are you talking to my crotch?}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Where else would you be hiding a wire, man? You're a cop, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon|High}}
{{TB|Oh, then I'll show you where the party's at.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon|High}}
{{TB|See, the parties are all happening at Hidden Cove.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thanks, Otto.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Now this is Kent Brockman coming to you live from spring break where I have completely blended in with the young people enjoying the time off from their important college studies.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|As you can see, it's antsville here by the beach, as the kids are flipping their lids and having a shindig. If you can't make it this year, all I can say is: ain't that a bite!}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Upset}}
{{TB|Good grief, Kent, do you want to see if the kids are doing the Charleston next?}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|They're doing the Charleston? Where? Let's get that on tape!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Swimsuit Brockman Report on Spring Break|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, fellow young partygoer, seems like there are a lot of doll dizzies at this spring break, like that young fellow over there. Do you think he's a ducky shincracker?}}
{{Tapped Out Laura Powers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What? Who let this creepy old guy into the party? }}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Old?! I'm not old! I have network heat!}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Alright "youngster", I think you better head back to your room…}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Well, I could use a nap. Being young is exhausting!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So far this trip has been a bust, but if there's one thing Kent Brockman believes in, it's encouraging others to work hard for his success!}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Arnie, hit the streets and — hey, where is everyone going?}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|A hurricane out in the ocean has changed direction and is heading this way!}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Also I just heard that the SprawlMart has Yaystation 5s in stock.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Upset}}
{{TB|A hurricane? Come on, Kent, let's get out of here before traffic gets crazy.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Leave? Are you crazy? Everyone knows the fastest way to get network attention is covering a natural disaster.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|If we're lucky, maybe some spring breakers will get washed out to sea! I'll practice my sad face just in case.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Swimsuit Brockman Do a Weather Report|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|That was the hardest I've worked since I coached that youth charity soccer team.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Upset}}
{{TB|You spent the whole match playing with your smart watch and yelling "Soccer harder!"}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But this trip will all be worth it now that the networks have noticed me.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Mocking}}
{{TB|Actually, we didn't get picked up by the networks. Turns out a kid fell down a well in Shelbyville.}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Nothing gets ratings like a kid falling down a well — stupid kids!}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|On the plus side, the video I posted on the Birdie app of you getting hit in the face with a fish has gotten half-a-million likes.}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Mocking}}
{{TB|I figure we can double that if we can get a shark to bite you on the—}}
{{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Forget it, Arnie. Let's just go home.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Splash and Burn}}

@@ Line 42: / Line 42: @@
 {{TB|Since when did we get Channel 6 swimsuits?}}
 {{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|At the wrap party last year…}}
+{{TB|At the wrap party last year...}}
 {{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Upset}}
 {{TB|What? I thought we weren't doing wrap parties anymore.}}
 {{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Well, I didn't know this would be breaking news for you…}}
+{{TB|Well, I didn't know this would be breaking news for you...}}
 {{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
 {{TB|I don't understand.}}
@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 {{TB|I've covered spring break for twenty years. It's not as easy as it looks.}}
 {{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|What? All we have to do is go to parties and interview drunk people saying dumb things, then talk about public safety…}}
+{{TB|What? All we have to do is go to parties and interview drunk people saying dumb things, then talk about public safety...}}
 {{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon|Upset}}
 {{TB|But it's harder than it looks to get let into the parties, let alone get someone agree to be interviewed.}}
@@ Line 114: / Line 114: @@
 {{TB|Old?! I'm not old! I have network heat!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Alright "youngster", I think you better head back to your room…}}
+{{TB|Alright "youngster", I think you better head back to your room...}}
 {{Tapped Out Swimsuit Brockman Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Well, I could use a nap. Being young is exhausting!}}

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