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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Pt. 4: </span> replaced: … → ...</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 17:35, November 30, 2024</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l76" >Line 76:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 76:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Yes, let's focus on something we both love: blurring photographs taken by American tourists.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Yes, let's focus on something we both love: blurring photographs taken by American tourists.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I shouldn't <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">but… </del>I can resist everything but temptation!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I shouldn't <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">but... </ins>I can resist everything but temptation!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hey, whats this blurry thing-a-ma-ghost doing in ma clickety-look?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hey, whats this blurry thing-a-ma-ghost doing in ma clickety-look?}}</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Battle of the Quick Wit Brits |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|The Springfield Jobs}} |requirements = |characters = <a href="/wiki/Geoffrey_Chaucer" title="Geoffrey Chaucer">Geoffrey Chaucer</a>, Os...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = Battle of the Quick Wit Brits<br /> |image = <br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|The Springfield Jobs}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[Geoffrey Chaucer]], [[Oscar Wilde]], {{TOCG|Regular Characters}}<br /> |optional = {{TOCG|Premium Characters}}<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Battle of the Quick Wit Brits''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Springfield Jobs}} content update. It requires [[Geoffrey Chaucer]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Good lord, by some magic we have returned to walk the world.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You can walk. I'm going to flit about like an irritating angel.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well, time to get Middle English on someone's ass. Care to join me in a haunting?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Good idea. I'll start by saying some of my most haunting epigrams.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Geoffrey Chaucer Haunt Tourists|4 hours|[[Westminster Abbey]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Oscar Wilde Confuse Tourists With Quotes|4 hours|[[Westminster Abbey]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Tour Westminster Abbey|60 minutes|[[Westminster Abbey]]|3}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}<br /> {{TB|You saying I can't do both? I'll show ya!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Chaucer, what in the Westminster Abbey happened to your clothes?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'll just say this: never play strip poker with the ghost of [[Shakespeare]].}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You should know better than to gamble with that hack. That's how he got hold of Francis Bacon's plays.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to seek inspiration for my writing.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm going to walk around town and see if I can find a ghoul who'll lend me some money.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Geoffrey Chaucer Search for Money|8 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Oscar Wilde Let Springfield Inspire Him|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|The only thing this town inspires me to do is throw up.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Geoffrey Chaucer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Oscar Wilde, you bon mot spouting baboon, come over here and give me a kiss.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You're drunk, Chaucer, you disgusting oaf!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Am not. I was floating around town and I got caught in a cloud of whatever Otto is smoking.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|And no one calls me an oaf except King Richard II!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Geoffrey Chaucer Battle a Brit|4 hours|[[Oscar Wilde]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Oscar Wilde's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Let's not fight, Chaucer. After all, we're both trapped for eternity in this uncomfortable corner of a drafty cathedral.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Geoffrey Chaucer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, let's focus on something we both love: blurring photographs taken by American tourists.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Oscar Wilde Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I shouldn't but… I can resist everything but temptation!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, whats this blurry thing-a-ma-ghost doing in ma clickety-look?}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Oscar Wilde and Geoffrey Chaucer Harass Tourists|4 hours|[[Westminster Abbey]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Cletus Fiddle With His Camera|4 hours|[[Westminster Abbey]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/The Springfield Jobs}}</div>

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