Battle of the 'Plexes!/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Marge]]''': Kids! Stop!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I was!
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I was!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, I Was!
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I Was!
:'''[[Marge]]''': What are you fighting over?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Which one of us was adopted.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I was!
:'''[[Marge]]''': WNeither one of your we're adopted. But I couldn't love you more if you were!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Moooommm!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Stop!
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Blated... rag! Tougher than... toot's shor's... flank steak!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Sir? I heard you'd be here, and well... I brought mother's pinking shears, just in case.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Then cut the miserable thing from and begone from my sight forever, you impertinent magpie!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Yes, sir!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Now all of you inside! His infernal cermony is murdering my ticket sales!
----
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Turn it off! Turn it off! Your invention will destory us all!
:'''[[Jonathan Frink, Sr.]]''': I don't understand! According to my figures, this, ah, shouldn't be happening [GLAVIN!]
----
:'''[[Homer]]''': And surprise us they did! The end! Now go do your homework!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What? You've not going to tell us what happend?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, suddenly I'm a good storyteller?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yes! Finish it!
:'''[[Bart]]''': The supense is killing me! [GACK]
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer... tell it.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay. When we boys showed up the next week, we beaved like perfect gentlemen.
:'''[[Marge]]''': No, you didn't! You smuggled in spray cheese and ruined all our clothes!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, your mainstream spin only furthers the girl agenda! I'm switching from you to Fox News!
----
:'''[[Marge]]''': And from then on, all the boys did behave like perfect gentlemen.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Awww...
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What are we supposed to learn from that?
:'''[[Marge]]''': That you should get along!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': It sounds like the message is, girls should ask older people to fight boys for them!
:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I think it clearly means that girls will stop at nothing to be the boss of us.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Nice story, mom and dad! Another marful lesson for you impressionable son!
:'''[[Marge]]''': [GROOANN] Why does every story have to tell you what to do? Can't you just enjoy the plot and dialogue?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Just stop fighting, okay? It's tearing this family apart! [SOB!]

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	{{qf\|Homer}} Just stop fighting, okay? It's tearing this family apart! ''[SOB!]''		{{qf\|Homer}} Just stop fighting, okay? It's tearing this family apart! ''[SOB!]''
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Then cut the miserable thing from and begone from my sight forever, you impertinent magpie!
 {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Yes, sir!
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now all of you inside! His infernal cermony is murdering my ticket sales!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now all of you inside! His infernal ceremony is murdering my ticket sales!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Turn it off! Turn it off! Your invention will destory us all!
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Turn it off! Turn it off! Your invention will destroy us all!
 {{qf|[[Jonathan Frink, Sr.]]}} I don't understand! According to my figures, this, ah, shouldn't be happening ''[GLAVIN!]''
 ----
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} And surprise us they did! The end! Now go do your homework!
-{{qf|Lisa}} What? You've not going to tell us what happend?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What? You've not going to tell us what happened?
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, suddenly I'm a good storyteller?
 {{qf|Lisa}} Yes! Finish it!

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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Kids! Stop!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Kids! Stop!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I was!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I was!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I was!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} No, I was!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, I Was!
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, I Was!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I Was!
+{{qf|Bart}} No, I Was!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': What are you fighting over?
+{{qf|Marge}} What are you fighting over?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Which one of us was adopted.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Which one of us was adopted.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I was!
+{{qf|Bart}} I was!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': WNeither one of your we're adopted. But I couldn't love you more if you were!
+{{qf|Marge}} WNeither one of your we're adopted. But I couldn't love you more if you were!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Moooommm!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Moooommm!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Stop!
+{{qf|Bart}} Stop!
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Blated... rag! Tougher than... toot's shor's... flank steak!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Blated... rag! Tougher than... toot's shor's... flank steak!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Sir? I heard you'd be here, and well... I brought mother's pinking shears, just in case.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir? I heard you'd be here, and well... I brought mother's pinking shears, just in case.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Then cut the miserable thing from and begone from my sight forever, you impertinent magpie!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Then cut the miserable thing from and begone from my sight forever, you impertinent magpie!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Yes, sir!
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Yes, sir!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Now all of you inside! His infernal cermony is murdering my ticket sales!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now all of you inside! His infernal cermony is murdering my ticket sales!
 ----
-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Turn it off! Turn it off! Your invention will destory us all!
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Turn it off! Turn it off! Your invention will destory us all!
-:'''[[Jonathan Frink, Sr.]]''': I don't understand! According to my figures, this, ah, shouldn't be happening [GLAVIN!]
+{{qf|[[Jonathan Frink, Sr.]]}} I don't understand! According to my figures, this, ah, shouldn't be happening ''[GLAVIN!]''
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': And surprise us they did! The end! Now go do your homework!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And surprise us they did! The end! Now go do your homework!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What? You've not going to tell us what happend?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What? You've not going to tell us what happend?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, suddenly I'm a good storyteller?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, suddenly I'm a good storyteller?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yes! Finish it!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yes! Finish it!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': The supense is killing me! [GACK]
+{{qf|Bart}} The supense is killing me! ''[GACK]''
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer... tell it.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer... tell it.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay. When we boys showed up the next week, we beaved like perfect gentlemen.
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay. When we boys showed up the next week, we beaved like perfect gentlemen.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': No, you didn't! You smuggled in spray cheese and ruined all our clothes!
+{{qf|Marge}} No, you didn't! You smuggled in spray cheese and ruined all our clothes!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, your mainstream spin only furthers the girl agenda! I'm switching from you to Fox News!
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, your mainstream spin only furthers the girl agenda! I'm switching from you to Fox News!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': And from then on, all the boys did behave like perfect gentlemen.
+{{qf|Marge}} And from then on, all the boys did behave like perfect gentlemen.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Awww...
+{{qf|Homer}} Awww...
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What are we supposed to learn from that?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What are we supposed to learn from that?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': That you should get along!
+{{qf|Marge}} That you should get along!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': It sounds like the message is, girls should ask older people to fight boys for them!
+{{qf|Lisa}} It sounds like the message is, girls should ask older people to fight boys for them!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No, I think it clearly means that girls will stop at nothing to be the boss of us.
+{{qf|Bart}} No, I think it clearly means that girls will stop at nothing to be the boss of us.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Nice story, mom and dad! Another marful lesson for you impressionable son!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Nice story, mom and dad! Another marful lesson for you impressionable son!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': [GROOANN] Why does every story have to tell you what to do? Can't you just enjoy the plot and dialogue?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[GROOANN]'' Why does every story have to tell you what to do? Can't you just enjoy the plot and dialogue?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Just stop fighting, okay? It's tearing this family apart! [SOB!]
+{{qf|Homer}} Just stop fighting, okay? It's tearing this family apart! ''[SOB!]''