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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Dad! I have a game on Saturday! You gotta buy me a new glove! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Sorry, no can do. I spent my whole pay check renting this woodc...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad! I have a game on Saturday! You gotta buy me a new glove!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sorry, no can do. I spent my whole pay check renting this woodchipper.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} What for?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I was getting tired of those little jars of salsa! They never give you enough. ''[pours a barrel of vegetables into the woodchipper]'' See that? Now that's a man-sized quantity for man-sized dipping!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We tried our best, Bart. Twenty-three to one isn't so awful. At least we weren't shut out.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} We lost one hundred and twenty-three to one! The scoreboard doesn't go up that high!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|League coordinator}} I'm sorry kids, if you don't have an adult coach, you can't have a team.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I'm sure my dad would love to coach us, sir.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Lisa, Homer gets winded just marking a baseball scorecard.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Now see here young Bart, if I can operate a super collider while computing quantum mechanics, I can certainly coach a baseball team! Now show me your team's ice rink!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} Greetings, team. You'll notice all your equipment has been custom built according to your individual &quot;ragtag levels&quot; and rates of misfit-ism [ng-hey]. Each one of your baseball gloves comes equipped with its own mini-computer and wireless Internet connection.<br /> {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Coach, I'm already getting spam.<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} Unavoidable, I'm afraid.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hey, Homer, a dab of the salsa would really make our nachos scrum-diddly-umptious!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Get scrum-diddly-bent, Flanders.<br /> {{qf|Ned}} You betcha!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} God will protect me if something bad happens, right?<br /> {{qf|Professor Frink}} If God remembers the laws of thermodynamics, then yes.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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