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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Bat's Out of the Bag
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Countess Dracula]], [[Helen Lovejoy]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Bat's Out of the Bag''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}} content update. It requires [[Countess Dracula]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After obtaining Countess Dracula|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Batty, dearest. I think we might have gotten off on the wrong wing with Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|I want to be a good undead neighbor. We should try to make amends some way.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I like it! Trick them into liking us and then drain them like Carpathian blood sausages.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Maybe we can get the hipster supermarket to import some Carpathian blood sausage. And then drain the hipsters dry too!}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|First, we must learn how to be diplomatic.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|Try an internet search. I’m sure if you want to meet diplomatic people, the internet’s the place to go!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula do Internet Research|4 hours|[[Springfield Library]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|What have you learned, my mistress of unbearable agony?}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|According to the website called “HowDo”, the best way to make friends with your neighbors is to bring them a present.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve got it! Carpathian blood sausage.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|Night has fallen. Time to go visiting our neighbors door-to-door.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|Why not just turn into a bat and fly through their window? You might get lucky and find an unattended child.}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You know we can’t enter a house without being invited.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, is that the rules for us in this version of vampires?}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, it’s the rules in Miss Manners.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula Introduce Herself|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|How did your mission of diplomacy go, my putrefying piglet?}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not great. It’ll take me weeks to get the smell of garlic out of my clothes.}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And I was so polite! I said, "I'm your new neighbor, Countess Dracula, and may I say your blood smells delicious".}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Strange…well, I guess we should give up this whole plan to befriend the humans and get back to good old fashioned bat-work.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I’ll seduce this town somehow. You don't make it through the Middle Ages looking like me without an iron will…and set of perfectly-arched eyebrows.}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|I’m going to join the neighborhood “Homeowners Association" and show I’m a valuable part of the community.}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And once you’ve earned their trust, we drain the community dry!}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|Well, yes. Although, first I’m going to see if they won’t ban that Simpson fellow from sunbathing nude in his hammock.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula Join the Neighborhood Association|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|We can’t let a bloodsucking monster join the Homeowners Association.}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|I can pay my dues in advance.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
{{TB|Welcome aboard!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I must say, Countess Dracula, you’ve been a great member of the Homeowners Association.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|How did you get Homer to stop sunbathing in his hammock naked?}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hovered over him in the form of a sickly green fog until he got cold and went inside.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I have to say, you are something of a snoop and a busybody.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It’s so nice to meet someone like me!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula Solve Homeowner Association Problems|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|I got rid of that old car parked in front of the Van Houtens.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh, what did you do? Control an army of rats? Turn into a bat and steal the keys?}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, I had our lawyer file a cease and desist order.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
{{TB|You’re amazing.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Batty, I'm home!}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|How did it go, my harbinger of calamity?}}
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|Have you earned their trust? Can we start sucking them dry?}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yes, but not the way you think. You are gazing upon the new President of the Homeowners Association.}}
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
{{TB|Instead of draining their blood, we’ll drain their money into our accounts!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula Take Her Money to the Blood Bank|4 hours|a [[Bloobmobile]], [[First Bank of Springfield]], [[National Bank of Springfield]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Do we really want a vampire in charge of our Homeowners Association?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Still better than Flanders.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXIX}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Bat's Out of the Bag
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Countess Dracula Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXIX}}
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 |characters = [[Countess Dracula]], [[Helen Lovejoy]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{TB|First, we must learn how to be diplomatic.}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
-{{TB|Try an internet search. I’m sure if you want to meet diplomatic people, the internet’s the place to go!}}
+{{TB|Try an internet search. I'm sure if you want to meet diplomatic people, the internet's the place to go!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula do Internet Research|4 hours|[[Springfield Library]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
 {{TB|What have you learned, my mistress of unbearable agony?}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
-{{TB|According to the website called “HowDo”, the best way to make friends with your neighbors is to bring them a present.}}
+{{TB|According to the website called "HowDo", the best way to make friends with your neighbors is to bring them a present.}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
-{{TB|I’ve got it! Carpathian blood sausage.}}
+{{TB|I've got it! Carpathian blood sausage.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{TB|Why not just turn into a bat and fly through their window? You might get lucky and find an unattended child.}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|You know we can’t enter a house without being invited.}}
+{{TB|You know we can't enter a house without being invited.}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Oh, is that the rules for us in this version of vampires?}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|No, it’s the rules in Miss Manners.}}
+{{TB|No, it's the rules in Miss Manners.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula Introduce Herself|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
 {{TB|How did your mission of diplomacy go, my putrefying piglet?}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Not great. It’ll take me weeks to get the smell of garlic out of my clothes.}}
+{{TB|Not great. It'll take me weeks to get the smell of garlic out of my clothes.}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|And I was so polite! I said, "I'm your new neighbor, Countess Dracula, and may I say your blood smells delicious".}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Strange…well, I guess we should give up this whole plan to befriend the humans and get back to good old fashioned bat-work.}}
+{{TB|Strange...well, I guess we should give up this whole plan to befriend the humans and get back to good old fashioned bat-work.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|I’ll seduce this town somehow. You don't make it through the Middle Ages looking like me without an iron will…and set of perfectly-arched eyebrows.}}
+{{TB|I'll seduce this town somehow. You don't make it through the Middle Ages looking like me without an iron will...and set of perfectly-arched eyebrows.}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
-{{TB|I’m going to join the neighborhood “Homeowners Association" and show I’m a valuable part of the community.}}
+{{TB|I'm going to join the neighborhood "Homeowners Association" and show I'm a valuable part of the community.}}
 {{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|And once you’ve earned their trust, we drain the community dry!}}
+{{TB|And once you've earned their trust, we drain the community dry!}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, yes. Although, first I’m going to see if they won’t ban that Simpson fellow from sunbathing nude in his hammock.}}
+{{TB|Well, yes. Although, first I'm going to see if they won't ban that Simpson fellow from sunbathing nude in his hammock.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula Join the Neighborhood Association|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
-{{TB|We can’t let a bloodsucking monster join the Homeowners Association.}}
+{{TB|We can't let a bloodsucking monster join the Homeowners Association.}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
 {{TB|I can pay my dues in advance.}}
@@ Line 90: / Line 90: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|I must say, Countess Dracula, you’ve been a great member of the Homeowners Association.}}
+{{TB|I must say, Countess Dracula, you've been a great member of the Homeowners Association.}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
 {{TB|How did you get Homer to stop sunbathing in his hammock naked?}}
@@ Line 98: / Line 98: @@
 {{TB|I have to say, you are something of a snoop and a busybody.}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|It’s so nice to meet someone like me!}}
+{{TB|It's so nice to meet someone like me!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula Solve Homeowner Association Problems|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
@@ Line 107: / Line 107: @@
 {{TB|No, I had our lawyer file a cease and desist order.}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Yay}}
-{{TB|You’re amazing.}}
+{{TB|You're amazing.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 123: / Line 123: @@
 {{TB|Yes, but not the way you think. You are gazing upon the new President of the Homeowners Association.}}
 {{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
-{{TB|Instead of draining their blood, we’ll drain their money into our accounts!}}
+{{TB|Instead of draining their blood, we'll drain their money into our accounts!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Countess Dracula Take Her Money to the Blood Bank|4 hours|a [[Bloobmobile]], [[First Bank of Springfield]], [[National Bank of Springfield]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}