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{{qf|[[Bartman]]}} [SIGH] ...Another peaceful night in Springfield. Word must have spread that justice has a new name... Bartman! ''[thinking]'' Easy, man. This crime fighting stuff is fun, but don't let it go to your head. Must... Stay... Focused. Can't... Let... My... Guard down. Must... Learn... To talk... In fragments. Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this.
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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Ladies and gentlemen, our fair city faces a cunning and dangerous adversary. I'm talking about the pint-sized vigilante known as... Bartman!
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uh-oh.
{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Earlier this evening, this so-called "defender of justice" harassed and humiliated my barber's best friend's nephew twice removed. This angelic young boy was physically threatened by the purple clad enforcer into giving away valuable consumer goods. Are we going to let some bullying superhero intimidate our children? Sure this world is screwed up, but our generation worked darned hard to make it that way.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} You tell 'em, Kent!
{{qf|Kent Brockman}} If you're listening, Bartman, the message is clear. You're no longer welcome in Springfield!
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{{qf|[[Canker]]}} Listen up, morons. People are sick of Bartman. Springfield has had enough of the boy blowhard and the city's about to explode. All we have to do is light the fuse and -- Ouch!
{{qf|[[Joey Crusher]]}} You okay, Canker?
{{qf|Canker}} I got a splinter.
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Speaking for all small business owners in this fine suburban metropolis, I want everyone to know that Apu Nahasapeemapetilon does not endorse Bartman. Instead, I endorse my new line of microwavable tandoori tacos.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Back in my day, superheroes didn't have merchandising contracts. This Bartman is only in it for the buck!
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{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Ach! A little help, lad! I was tryin' to load this anti-aircraft gun so we can shoot down Bartman and I dropped that mortarshell. Can ye toss it up to me?
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{{qf|[[Miss Grant]]}} Mister Brockman, they're bringing in another hundred and fifty telegrams. You haven't gotten this kind of response since you mudwrestled quintuplets while interviewing a dairy farmer that was abducted by aliens.
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} ...Bartman is responsible for the theft of millions of dollars in rare gem stones. Although the owner of this establishment didn't actually see the self-proclaimed law enforcer, this reporter believes the proof is in the printing. Bartman, I've ordered a hard-target search of every gameroom, burger joint, weinerhaus, treehouse and movie house within a six mile radius. If you're still in Springfield, you can run, but you can't hide!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} No, you listen to me! You find that little, lying, no-good, pilfering waste of donor organs and tell him I want to see him right now!
{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Did Bart skip school again, Principal Skinner?
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I don't care about Simpson! The delivery boy forgot my duck sauce. How can I watch the news coverage of the search for Bartman when my stomach is begging for more MSG?!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I can't just stand by and watch Springfield fall to its knees. This city needs a leader... A guide... A dedicated servant to help them until Bartman comes to his senses. I'm sorry, boss. But a new purple-clad warrior must rid the city of evil wrong-doers... ...Don the mantle and clear your name forever. Behold... The new Bartman!
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' Everything seems so peaceful... So quiet. I guess Springfield really doesn't need me. I guess they'll never see Bartman again!

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Solar Dragon at 15:00, June 23, 2026

Solar Dragon: Created page with "[{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Bartman}} [SIGH] ...Another peaceful night in Springfield. Word must have spread that justice has a new name... Bartman! ''[thinking]'' Easy, man. Th..."