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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Paths of Glory|The Girl Code}}

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Why is the sky blue?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Hmm... I don't know. Just is.
:'''Bart''': Why are clouds white?
:'''Homer''': No clue.
:'''Bart''': Why are people yellow?
:'''Homer''': It's the way God made them.
:'''Bart''': Why is grass green?
:'''Homer''': So you can find your damn golf ball. Now I have a question for you. Why did you leave your toy car on the stairs?
:'''Bart''': Why is blood red?
:'''Homer''': Why do you ask?
:'''Bart''': It's coming out your ear.
:'''Homer''': D'oh!
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:'''Bart''': How come she can read and I can't?
:'''[[Frink]]''': All right, calm down, young man. Not to worry, you won't need to read. You see, customers will just point to a picture of the burger that they want you to flip. ''(exclaims)'' Because you're not gonna have anything going.
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:'''{{ap|Psychologist|Barthood}}''': Bart's disruptive behavior is probably caused by his feeling that you think other children are more deserving of attention.
:'''Homer''': Mm, I see. And how can we help these other children?
:'''[[Marge]]''': We're here for Bart.
:'''Psychologist''': In a boy like Bart...
:'''Homer''': Yeah?
:'''Psychologist''': ...the attention he craves most is from his father.
:'''Homer''': Pfft. Good luck with that.
:'''Psychologist''': Take him camping!
:'''Homer''': I do want to help him, I do.
:'''Psychologist''': And your son is just looking for your love.
:'''Homer''': Geez. For a psychologist, you sure know how to get into people's heads.
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:'''Bart''': ''(sniffs)'' Oh, weed. That can get me into a lot of trouble. Hey, idiots, the bong stays in the [[treehouse]]!
:'''Homer''': Hey, boy. ''(laughs)''
:'''Bart''': Are you crazy? What if the cops come?
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''(laughing, coughing)''
:'''Bart''': You're here, too?
:'''Chief Wiggum''': Yeah, must be weird for you. And-and think about this, man-- the whole world is happening right now. I mean, [[India]], [[China]]. It's crazy.
:'''Bart''': Can you just leave me here with my dad?
:'''Chief Wiggum''': All right, sure. I can fly! No, no, I can't! I can't!
:'''Bart''': Dad, why is it you and I are never on the same page?
:'''Chief Wiggum''': Officer down, man.
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:'''Bart''': Why are clouds brown?
:'''Homer''': Pollution.
:'''Bart''': Why is the grass green?
:'''Homer''': 'Cause it's artificial.
:'''Bart''': Then why are the sprinklers coming on?
:'''Homer''': 'Cause I was too lazy to unhook them.
:'''Bart''': Why aren't we moving?
:'''Homer''': Because you're drunk and I'm stoned.
:'''Bart''': Why does beer taste so good?
:'''Homer''': 'Cause you've just had seven.
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{{Season 27|Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Why is the sky blue?
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hmm... I don't know. Just is.
-{{qf|Bart}}  Why are clouds white?
+{{qf|Bart}} Why are clouds white?
-{{qf|Homer}}  No clue.
+{{qf|Homer}} No clue.
-{{qf|Bart}}  Why are people yellow?
+{{qf|Bart}} Why are people yellow?
-{{qf|Homer}}  It's the way God made them.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's the way God made them.
-{{qf|Bart}}  Why is grass green?
+{{qf|Bart}} Why is grass green?
-{{qf|Homer}}  So you can find your damn golf ball. Now I have a question for you. Why did you leave your toy car on the stairs?
+{{qf|Homer}} So you can find your damn golf ball. Now I have a question for you. Why did you leave your toy car on the stairs?
-{{qf|Bart}}  Why is blood red?
+{{qf|Bart}} Why is blood red?
-{{qf|Homer}}  Why do you ask?
+{{qf|Homer}} Why do you ask?
-{{qf|Bart}}  It's coming out your ear.
+{{qf|Bart}} It's coming out your ear.
-{{qf|Homer}}  D'oh!
+{{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
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-{{qf|Bart}}  How come she can read and I can't?
+{{qf|Bart}} How come she can read and I can't?
 {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} All right, calm down, young man. Not to worry, you won't need to read. You see, customers will just point to a picture of the burger that they want you to flip. ''[exclaims]'' Because you're not gonna have anything going.
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-{{qf|{{ap|Psychologist|Barthood}}}}  Bart's disruptive behavior is probably caused by his feeling that you think other children are more deserving of attention.
+{{qf|{{ap|Psychologist|Barthood}}}} Bart's disruptive behavior is probably caused by his feeling that you think other children are more deserving of attention.
 {{qf|Homer}} Mm, I see. And how can we help these other children?
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We're here for Bart.
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 {{qf|Psychologist}} ...the attention he craves most is from his father.
 {{qf|Homer}} Pfft. Good luck with that.
-{{qf|Psychologist}}  Take him camping!
+{{qf|Psychologist}} Take him camping!
 {{qf|Homer}} I do want to help him, I do.
-{{qf|Psychologist}}  And your son is just looking for your love.
+{{qf|Psychologist}} And your son is just looking for your love.
 {{qf|Homer}} Geez. For a psychologist, you sure know how to get into people's heads.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[sniffs]'' Oh, weed. That can get me into a lot of trouble. Hey, idiots, the bong stays in the [[treehouse]]!
 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, boy. ''[laughs]''
-{{qf|Bart}}  Are you crazy? What if the cops come?
+{{qf|Bart}} Are you crazy? What if the cops come?
 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[laughing, coughing]''
 {{qf|Bart}} You're here, too?

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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Why is the sky blue?
+{{qf|Bart}}  How come she can read and I can't?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Hmm... I don't know. Just is.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} All right, calm down, young man. Not to worry, you won't need to read. You see, customers will just point to a picture of the burger that they want you to flip. ''[exclaims]'' Because you're not gonna have anything going.
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-:'''Bart''': How come she can read and I can't?
+{{qf|{{ap|Psychologist|Barthood}}}}  Bart's disruptive behavior is probably caused by his feeling that you think other children are more deserving of attention.
-:'''[[Frink]]''': All right, calm down, young man. Not to worry, you won't need to read. You see, customers will just point to a picture of the burger that they want you to flip. ''(exclaims)'' Because you're not gonna have anything going.
+{{qf|Homer}} Mm, I see. And how can we help these other children?
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-:'''{{ap|Psychologist|Barthood}}''': Bart's disruptive behavior is probably caused by his feeling that you think other children are more deserving of attention.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[sniffs]'' Oh, weed. That can get me into a lot of trouble. Hey, idiots, the bong stays in the [[treehouse]]!
-:'''Homer''': Mm, I see. And how can we help these other children?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, boy. ''[laughs]''
-:'''[[Marge]]''': We're here for Bart.
+{{qf|Bart}}  Are you crazy? What if the cops come?
-:'''Psychologist''': In a boy like Bart...
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[laughing, coughing]''
-:'''Homer''': Yeah?
+{{qf|Bart}} You're here, too?
-:'''Psychologist''': ...the attention he craves most is from his father.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Yeah, must be weird for you. And-and think about this, man—the whole world is happening right now. I mean, [[India]], [[China]]. It's crazy.
-:'''Homer''': Pfft. Good luck with that.
+{{qf|Bart}} Can you just leave me here with my dad?
-:'''Psychologist''': Take him camping!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right, sure. I can fly! No, no, I can't! I can't!
-:'''Homer''': I do want to help him, I do.
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad, why is it you and I are never on the same page?
-:'''Psychologist''': And your son is just looking for your love.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Officer down, man.
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