Bart vs. the One-Man School/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Aye Carumba!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Hello, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Skinner?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Forgive me my trespass... ...but mother insisted you wouldn't want to be seen in public with your principal!
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:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': Seymour! You're a disgrace!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': What is it now, mother?
:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': Three dollars?!?! When did rifling through your pockets become such a pathetic waste of time?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Mother, you have no right! I was saving that three dollars for my date with Edna!
:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': Ahhh, let the chippie find her own fish!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Edna, can we patch things up tonight over maraschino lobster at the Gilded Truffle?
:'''[[Edna]]''': Really? How can you afford it?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': By laying you off!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': This smells! Skinner's always watching me now! In class, on the grounds, in the lunchroom, on the bu--
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': I said no talking! Remember, Bart! B e good!
:'''[[Bart]]''': What I do on my time is my business, Seymour.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': All right. I'm getting sick of this anyway... ...Skinner's paying me off to be good.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Bribing my little boy? Oh, how awful of him!

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	{{qf\|[[Marge]]}} Bribing my little boy? Oh, how awful of him!		{{qf\|[[Marge]]}} Bribing my little boy? Oh, how awful of him!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Aye Carumba!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aye Carumba!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Hello, Bart.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Hello, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Skinner?
+{{qf|Bart}} Skinner?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Forgive me my trespass... ...but mother insisted you wouldn't want to be seen in public with your principal!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Forgive me my trespass... ...but mother insisted you wouldn't want to be seen in public with your principal!
 ----
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': Seymour! You're a disgrace!
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} Seymour! You're a disgrace!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': What is it now, mother?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} What is it now, mother?
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': Three dollars?!?! When did rifling through your pockets become such a pathetic waste of time?
+{{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Three dollars?!?! When did rifling through your pockets become such a pathetic waste of time?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Mother, you have no right! I was saving that three dollars for my date with Edna!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Mother, you have no right! I was saving that three dollars for my date with Edna!
-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': Ahhh, let the chippie find her own fish!
+{{qf|Agnes Skinner}} Ahhh, let the chippie find her own fish!
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Edna, can we patch things up tonight over maraschino lobster at the Gilded Truffle?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Edna, can we patch things up tonight over maraschino lobster at the Gilded Truffle?
-:'''[[Edna]]''': Really? How can you afford it?
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Really? How can you afford it?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': By laying you off!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} By laying you off!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': This smells! Skinner's always watching me now! In class, on the grounds, in the lunchroom, on the bu--
+{{qf|Bart}} This smells! Skinner's always watching me now! In class, on the grounds, in the lunchroom, on the bu--
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': I said no talking! Remember, Bart! B e good!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I said no talking! Remember, Bart! B e good!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': What I do on my time is my business, Seymour.
+{{qf|Bart}} What I do on my time is my business, Seymour.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': All right. I'm getting sick of this anyway... ...Skinner's paying me off to be good.
+{{qf|Bart}} All right. I'm getting sick of this anyway... ...Skinner's paying me off to be good.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Bribing my little boy? Oh, how awful of him!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bribing my little boy? Oh, how awful of him!