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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|How I Spent My Strummer Vacation|Large Marge}}
-:''[While Bart is watching the [[Clock Channel]] on TV.]''
+:''[While Bart is watching [[The Clock Channel]] on TV.]''
 {{qf|TV announcer}} Coming up on the Clock Channel: 6:00.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wait, I already saw this one.

@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, it's red wire to red wire. What idiot dreamed that up?
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-{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} Lisa comes to us from [[Ms. Hoover]]… ''[makes a drinking sound]'' …while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. ''[fake coughs]]' Slut!
+{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} Lisa comes to us from [[Ms. Hoover]]... ''[makes a drinking sound]'' ...while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. ''[fake coughs]' Slut!
 ----
 {{qf|[[Tom Brokaw]]}} ''[during the news break]'' Oh, Lord, I'm so fat! ''[vomits in a bucket]''

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|How I Spent My Strummer Vacation|Large Marge}}
-:''[While [[Bart]] is watching the [[Clock Channel]] on TV]''
+:''[While Bart is watching the [[Clock Channel]] on TV.]''
 {{qf|TV announcer}} Coming up on the Clock Channel: 6:00.
-{{qf|Bart}} Wait, I already saw this one.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wait, I already saw this one.
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, the test is in 2 hours, and you haven't slept in a fortnight!
@@ Line 17: / Line 17: @@
 {{qf|[[Mrs. McConnell]]}} Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here?
 {{qf|Nelson}} Laughing at jerks.
-:''[Later on the class field trip]''
+:''[Later on the class field trip.]''
 {{qf|Nelson}} Ha ha!
 {{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} You weren't on this field trip! How did you get here?
@@ Line 37: / Line 37: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} Stop! I want to learn on my own.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[walks out of the room; hangs from a vent]'' Canada's govenor's general; "Clowns Love Haircuts, So Should Lee Marvin's Vallet."
-{{qf|Lisa}} Get out! (tries to hit Bart with her book)
+{{qf|Lisa}} Get out! ''[tries to hit Bart with her book]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} And the Lord said, "Let there be crap!"
@@ Line 43: / Line 43: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} What?! I gotta be in the same class as her?
 {{qf|Lisa}} What?! I gotta be in the same class as him?
-{{qf|Homer}} (watching Bart and Lisa on TV) They're gonna be in the same class as each other?!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[watching Bart and Lisa on TV]'' They're gonna be in the same class as each other?!
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Get back, honky cat.
 ----
-:''[On "Japanese Friends" on TV]''
+:''[On "Japanese Friends" on TV.]''
 {{qf|Japanese Chandler}} Do you like my new shirt? It says "Reggae Hair Style Rock n' Roll." Could I be more Japanese?
 {{qf|Japanese Phoebe}} You are the Emperor of Last Year.
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} You die now! ''[tackles Bart]''
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-{{qf|Marge}} Hello, [[Principal Skinner]]!
+{{qf|Marge}} Hello, Principal Skinner!
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} (speaks fast) Parent who waves their right to sue says what?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} ''[speaks fast]'' Parent who waves their right to sue says what?
 {{qf|Marge}} What?
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}}(holds up an audio recorder and shuts record off) Got it.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[holds up an audio recorder and shuts record off]'' Got it.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, it's red wire to red wire. What idiot dreamed that up?
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-{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} Lisa comes to us from [[Ms. Hoover]]… (makes a drinking sound) …while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. (fake coughs) Slut!
+{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} Lisa comes to us from [[Ms. Hoover]]… ''[makes a drinking sound]'' …while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. ''[fake coughs]]' Slut!
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 {{qf|[[Tom Brokaw]]}} ''[during the news break]'' Oh, Lord, I'm so fat! ''[vomits in a bucket]''
@@ Line 74: / Line 74: @@
 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} The status quo? Ay Carumba!
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's just sad.
-----
 {{Season 14|Q}}

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 :''[While [[Bart]] is watching the [[Clock Channel]] on TV]''
-:'''TV announcer''': Coming up on the Clock Channel: 6:00.
+{{qf|TV announcer}} Coming up on the Clock Channel: 6:00.
-:'''Bart''': Wait, I already saw this one.
+{{qf|Bart}} Wait, I already saw this one.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, the test is in 2 hours, and you haven't slept in a fortnight!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, the test is in 2 hours, and you haven't slept in a fortnight!
-:'''Bart''': What's a fortnight?
+{{qf|Bart}} What's a fortnight?
-:'''Lisa''': You should know, it's on the test!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You should know, it's on the test!
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-:'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]''': No pressure, children, but these test results will follow you for the rest of your life and beyond the grave.
+{{qf|[[Mrs. Krabappel]]}} No pressure, children, but these test results will follow you for the rest of your life and beyond the grave.
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-:'''Bart''': Lisa's not so great! She got diarrhea on our trip to [[Carl's Dad Caverns]]!
+{{qf|Bart}} Lisa's not so great! She got diarrhea on our trip to [[Carl's Dad Caverns]]!
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-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Ha ha!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Ha ha!
-:'''[[Mrs. McConnell]]''': Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here?
+{{qf|[[Mrs. McConnell]]}} Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here?
-:'''Nelson''': Laughing at jerks.
+{{qf|Nelson}} Laughing at jerks.
-:[Later on the class field trip]
+:''[Later on the class field trip]''
-:'''Nelson''': Ha ha!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Ha ha!
-:'''Mrs. McConnell''': You weren't on this field trip! How did you get here?
+{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} You weren't on this field trip! How did you get here?
-:'''Nelson''': Biked.
+{{qf|Nelson}} Biked.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Hey, you can't fool us. We're from the "Learn to Fart" state.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, you can't fool us. We're from the "Learn to Fart" state.
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-:'''Lisa''': That's cheating! Bart cheated!
+{{qf|Lisa}} That's cheating! Bart cheated!
-:'''Mrs. McConnell''': Young lady, in the third grade we don't care for tattletales.
+{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} Young lady, in the third grade we don't care for tattletales.
-:'''Lisa''' [moans]: Ohhhhh.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[moans]'' Ohhhhh.
-:'''Mrs. McConnell''': And we don't care for moaners, either.
+{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} And we don't care for moaners, either.
-:'''Lisa''': [starts crying]
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[starts crying]''
-:'''Mrs. McConnell''': Sobbing only pushes Bart's grade higher!
+{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} Sobbing only pushes Bart's grade higher!
-:'''Lisa''': [cries again]
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[cries again]''
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-:'''Bart''' [while Lisa is doing her homework]: Quiet nerds burp only near school.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[while Lisa is doing her homework]'' Quiet nerds burp only near school.
-:'''Lisa''': Bart, I'm doing my geography homework.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, I'm doing my geography homework.
-:'''Bart''': I know. That's how you remember the 4 original provinces of [[Canada]]. Quebec, New Brunswick, [[Ontario]], Nova Scotia; "Quiet Nerds Burp Only Near School." And here's how you remember the principle exports; "Dogs Eat Barf Only On Wednesday, Mable."
+{{qf|Bart}} I know. That's how you remember the 4 original provinces of [[Canada]]. Quebec, New Brunswick, [[Ontario]], Nova Scotia; "Quiet Nerds Burp Only Near School." And here's how you remember the principle exports; "Dogs Eat Barf Only On Wednesday, Mable."
-:'''Lisa''': Stop! I want to learn on my own.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Stop! I want to learn on my own.
-:'''Bart''' [walks out of the room; hangs from a vent]: Canada's govenor's general; "Clowns Love Haircuts, So Should Lee Marvin's Vallet."
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[walks out of the room; hangs from a vent]'' Canada's govenor's general; "Clowns Love Haircuts, So Should Lee Marvin's Vallet."
-:'''Lisa''': Get out! (tries to hit Bart with her book)
+{{qf|Lisa}} Get out! (tries to hit Bart with her book)
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-:'''Bart''': And the Lord said, "Let there be crap!"
+{{qf|Bart}} And the Lord said, "Let there be crap!"
 ----
-:'''Bart''': What?! I gotta be in the same class as her?
+{{qf|Bart}} What?! I gotta be in the same class as her?
-:'''Lisa''': What?! I gotta be in the same class as him?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What?! I gotta be in the same class as him?
-:'''Homer''': (watching Bart and Lisa on TV) They're gonna be in the same class as each other?!
+{{qf|Homer}} (watching Bart and Lisa on TV) They're gonna be in the same class as each other?!
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Get back, honky cat.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Get back, honky cat.
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-:[On "Japanese Friends" on TV]
+:''[On "Japanese Friends" on TV]''
-:'''Japanese Chandler''': Do you like my new shirt? It says "Reggae Hair Style Rock n' Roll." Could I be more Japanese?
+{{qf|Japanese Chandler}} Do you like my new shirt? It says "Reggae Hair Style Rock n' Roll." Could I be more Japanese?
-:'''Japanese Phoebe''': You are the Emperor of Last Year.
+{{qf|Japanese Phoebe}} You are the Emperor of Last Year.
-:'''Japanese Chandler''': Your comeback shames me.
+{{qf|Japanese Chandler}} Your comeback shames me.
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-:'''Lisa''': Bart, I think we're lost.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, I think we're lost.
-:'''Bart''': I used to be lost, until a friend turned me onto a book. It's called "Lisa is Stupid".
+{{qf|Bart}} I used to be lost, until a friend turned me onto a book. It's called "Lisa is Stupid".
-:'''Lisa''': You die now! [tackles Bart]
+{{qf|Lisa}} You die now! ''[tackles Bart]''
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Hello, [[Principal Skinner]]!
+{{qf|Marge}} Hello, [[Principal Skinner]]!
-:'''Principal Skinner''': (speaks fast) Parent who waves their right to sue says what?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} (speaks fast) Parent who waves their right to sue says what?
-:'''Marge''': What?
+{{qf|Marge}} What?
-:'''Principal Skinner''':(holds up an audio recorder and shuts record off) Got it.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}}(holds up an audio recorder and shuts record off) Got it.
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-:'''Homer''': Oh, it's red wire to red wire. What idiot dreamed that up?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, it's red wire to red wire. What idiot dreamed that up?
 ----
-:'''Mrs. McConnell''': Lisa comes to us from [[Ms. Hoover]]… (makes a drinking sound) …while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. (fake coughs) Slut!
+{{qf|Mrs. McConnell}} Lisa comes to us from [[Ms. Hoover]]… (makes a drinking sound) …while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. (fake coughs) Slut!
 ----
-:'''[[Tom Brokaw]]''' [during the news break]: Oh, Lord, I'm so fat! [vomits in a bucket]
+{{qf|[[Tom Brokaw]]}} ''[during the news break]'' Oh, Lord, I'm so fat! ''[vomits in a bucket]''
 ----
-:'''Principal Skinner''': If this ordeal has taught us anything, it's that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, you're promoted back to the fourth grade.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} If this ordeal has taught us anything, it's that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, you're promoted back to the fourth grade.
-:'''Bart''': Yeah!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah!
-:'''Principal Skinner''': And Lisa, you have a choice. You may continue to be challenged in third grade, or return to second grade and be merely a big fish in a little pond.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} And Lisa, you have a choice. You may continue to be challenged in third grade, or return to second grade and be merely a big fish in a little pond.
-:'''Lisa''': Big fish! Big fish!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Big fish! Big fish!
-:'''Homer''': The status quo.
+{{qf|Homer}} The status quo.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': The status quo? Ay Carumba!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} The status quo? Ay Carumba!
-:'''Principal Skinner''': That's just sad.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's just sad.
 ----
 {{Season 14|Q}}

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 :'''[[Marge]]''': Get back, honky cat.
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-:[On "[[Japanese Friends]]" on TV]
+:[On "Japanese Friends" on TV]
-:'''[[Japanese Chandler]]''': Do you like my new shirt? It says "Reggae Hair Style Rock n' Roll." Could I be more Japanese?
+:'''Japanese Chandler''': Do you like my new shirt? It says "Reggae Hair Style Rock n' Roll." Could I be more Japanese?
-:'''[[Japanese Phoebe]]''': You are the Emperor of Last Year.
+:'''Japanese Phoebe''': You are the Emperor of Last Year.
 :'''Japanese Chandler''': Your comeback shames me.
 ----
@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
 :'''[[Tom Brokaw]]''' [during the news break]: Oh, Lord, I'm so fat! [vomits in a bucket]
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-:'''Principal Skinner''': If this episode has taught us anything, it's that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, you're promoted back to the fourth grade.
+:'''Principal Skinner''': If this ordeal has taught us anything, it's that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, you're promoted back to the fourth grade.
 :'''Bart''': Yeah!
 :'''Principal Skinner''': And Lisa, you have a choice. You may continue to be challenged in third grade, or return to second grade and be merely a big fish in a little pond.

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