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Undo revision 944464 by Loco87 (talk)

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Solar Dragon at 11:37, August 5, 2020

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{{Qf|[[Nelson]]}} You betrayed us, Bart. And worse, you betrayed your own wang.
{{Qf|[[Bart]]}} You know what? Yes, I laughed at a cartoon. Why? Because it was funny. So what if Itchy and Scratchy are girls? I laughed, and you can't take back the laugh.
{{Qf|[[Jimbo]]}} Girls aren't funny. They're hot, or moms.
{{Qf|Nelson}} Or both.
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{{Qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Gentlemen, our way of life is under attack.
{{Qf|[[Kearney]]}} Hear, hear!
{{Qf|Milhouse}} Society is trying to erase boys. They give us drugs that make us do girly things, like pay attention.
{{Qf|Nelson}} They're putting drugs in our medication?
{{Qf|Milhouse}}We need to band together. Like a sorority, but for dudes. I give you the Boys Rights Association.
{{Qf|Boys}} BRA!
{{Qf|Milhouse}} B-R-A. Right now, we're just training BRAs.
{{Qf|[[Dolph]]}} Mm-hmm.
{{Qf|Milhouse}} But soon, we'll be the strongest, most supportive BRAs anyone has ever seen.
{{Qf|Boys}} ''[Chanting]'' We are BRAs! We are BRAs!
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{{Qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bossy Riot is so cool. We need fearless female activists to fight back against misogyny and man-spreading.
{{Qf|Bart}} Well, whoever they are, they are the coolest badasses this town has ever seen, whoever they are.
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{{Qf|Lisa}} Bart, are you in Bossy Riot?
{{Qf|Bart}} No way.
{{Qf|Lisa}} Ah, good. Because if you were fighting for women's rights, it would destroy my entire vision of the universe.
{{Qf|Bart}} Actually, I totally am.
{{Qf|Lisa}} ''[shouts]'' You can't be an activist for women's rights. You don't know anything about the feminist cause.
{{Qf|Bart}} Sure I do. Chicks get a raw deal. I'm a little fuzzy on the deets, but take my word for it.
{{Qf|Lisa}} ''[groans]'' It's all about the deets. You're not a girl. You just want to spray-paint the world and watch it drip. You've never been called shrill just because you speak up. And-and girls' clothing has no pockets, while yours are lousy with pockets!
{{Qf|Bart}} This is good stuff, I got to write it down.
{{Qf|Lisa}} This is someone else's war, and you, y-you're just a mercenary.
{{Qf|Bart}} Mercenaries are cool, like Boba Fett.
{{Qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, yeah, Boba Fett, great character.
{{Qf|Bart}} Boba Fett's badass. He wears a jetpack and a cape.
{{Qf|Homer}} Pick a lane, weirdo.
{{Qf|Lisa}} Why does every discussion about feminism turn into an argument about ''[[Star Wars]]''?
{{Qf|Homer}} If Boba Fett's such a great bounty hunter, why is his armor all banged up?
{{Qf|Bart}} ''[Sighs]'' It's a look, like distressed denim.
{{Qf|Lisa}} You shouldn't be part of a protest if you don't care about the cause.
{{Qf|Bart}} Well, you care. Why don't you come with?
{{Qf|Lisa}} Maybe I will.
{{Qf|Bart}} Great. Bring black gloves and no ID. You've been Tasered before, right? It only hurts until you pass out.
{{Qf|Lisa}} I'm excited. I want to, I do, but... there's a part of me that's scared, and that part is my body and my head.
{{Qf|Bart}} It's okay, I get it. There's nothing wrong with being all talk. Us feminists need cheerleaders, too.
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:''[a pile of Krusty memorabilia is burning]''
{{Qf|Milhouse}} I told you not to light the toys yet!
{{Qf|Nelson}} I didn't. They just burst into flames.
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{{Qf|Nelson}} Spill it, Simpson. You were on the inside. What's the deal with girls?
{{Qf|Bart}} Well, check this out: they also burp.
{{Qf|Nelson}} No way! From where?
{{Qf|Milhouse}} Is that even allowed?
{{Qf|Bart}} Let's see, what else? They're always telling each other they're pretty. Their bathroom candy tastes really weird. But there's one thing that really crushed me. I almost don't want to say it out loud. They don't envy us.
:''[the boys tear up]''
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 {{Qf|[[Nelson]]}} You betrayed us, Bart. And worse, you betrayed your own wang.
 {{Qf|[[Bart]]}} You know what? Yes, I laughed at a cartoon. Why? Because it was funny. So what if Itchy and Scratchy are girls? I laughed, and you can't take back the laugh.
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 {{Qf|Bart}} Let's see, what else? They're always telling each other they're pretty. Their bathroom candy tastes really weird. But there's one thing that really crushed me. I almost don't want to say it out loud. They don't envy us.
 :''[the boys tear up]''
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|E My Sports|Girl's in the Band}}
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 {{Qf|[[Nelson]]}} You betrayed us, Bart. And worse, you betrayed your own wang.
 {{Qf|[[Bart]]}} You know what? Yes, I laughed at a cartoon. Why? Because it was funny. So what if Itchy and Scratchy are girls? I laughed, and you can't take back the laugh.
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 {{Qf|[[Dolph]]}} Mm-hmm.
 {{Qf|Milhouse}} But soon, we'll be the strongest, most supportive BRAs anyone has ever seen.
-{{Qf|Boys}} ''[Chanting]'' We are BRAs! We are BRAs!
+{{Qf|Boys}} ''[chanting]'' We are BRAs! We are BRAs!
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 {{Qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bossy Riot is so cool. We need fearless female activists to fight back against misogyny and man-spreading.
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 {{Qf|Bart}} This is good stuff, I got to write it down.
 {{Qf|Lisa}} This is someone else's war, and you, y-you're just a mercenary.
-{{Qf|Bart}} Mercenaries are cool, like Boba Fett.
+{{Qf|Bart}} Mercenaries are cool, like [[Boba Fett]].
 {{Qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, yeah, Boba Fett, great character.
 {{Qf|Bart}} Boba Fett's badass. He wears a jetpack and a cape.
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 {{Qf|Bart}} Let's see, what else? They're always telling each other they're pretty. Their bathroom candy tastes really weird. But there's one thing that really crushed me. I almost don't want to say it out loud. They don't envy us.
 :''[the boys tear up]''
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 {{Season 30|Q}}