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Solar Dragon at 19:36, July 25, 2018

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Solar Dragon: Reverted edits by 205.213.104.121 (talk) to last revision by SolarBot

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Reverted edits by 205.213.104.121 (talk) to last revision by SolarBot

205.213.104.121 at 18:04, July 25, 2018

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SolarBot: Bot: Removing from Category:Quotes

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Bot: Removing from Category:Quotes

SolarBot at 18:34, August 27, 2012

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Effluvium at 17:53, September 27, 2010

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Liam Spencer at 12:21, September 17, 2010

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USN1977 at 02:51, June 10, 2010

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 :''[A press conference about a hijacked Laramie Cigarettes truck, to which Fat Tony is considered the chief suspect.]''
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.
-:'''Reporter''': People have been demanding to know what will happen about the resulting tobacco shortage in Springfield.
+{{qf|Reporter}} People have been demanding to know what will happen about the resulting tobacco shortage in Springfield.
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': I will now turn it over to a spokesman from Laramie Cigarettes.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I will now turn it over to a spokesman from Laramie Cigarettes.
-:'''Laramie Spokesman''': I am sorry to hear of the hijacking. To make up for this Laramie Tobacco has sent a new truck to Springfield, and the driver has been specifically instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.
+{{qf|Laramie Spokesman}} I am sorry to hear of the hijacking. To make up for this Laramie Tobacco has sent a new truck to Springfield, and the driver has been specifically instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.
-:'''Audience''': YAY!
+{{qf|Audience}} YAY!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
-:'''[[Fat Tony|(Fat) Tony]]:''' Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
+{{qf|[[Fat Tony|(Fat) Tony]]}} Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
-:'''Bart:''' No.
+{{qf|Bart}} No.
-:'''Tony:''' Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
+{{qf|Tony}} Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?
-:'''Bart:''' Uh uh.
+{{qf|Bart}} Uh uh.
-:'''Tony:''' And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
+{{qf|Tony}} And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?
-:'''Bart:''' I guess that's okay.
+{{qf|Bart}} I guess that's okay.
-:'''Tony:''' Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
+{{qf|Tony}} Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
-:'''Bart:''' Hell, no!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hell, no!
 ----
 :''[Bart's nightmare. Bart is running in an open field. An undead Skinner comes out of his grave.]''
-:'''[[Skinner]]'s Ghost''': You killed me Bart!
+{{qf|[[Skinner]]'s Ghost}} You killed me Bart!
 :''[Bart runs to a shack near a cliff and opens the door. There he sees an undead Skinner who was lynched.]''
-:'''Skinner's Ghost''': You killed me Bart!
+{{qf|Skinner's Ghost}} You killed me Bart!
 :''[Bart then finds himself in an unnamed prison, which has a neon sign that flashes like a discotechque.]''
-:'''Sign''': DEATH HOUSE.
+{{qf|Sign}} DEATH HOUSE.
 :''[A mob of angry people have come to see Bart's execution, among them Homer.]''
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah! Fry my boy!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah! Fry my boy!
 :''[Cell. In the only quiet part of dream, a prison guard lets Reverend Lovejoy into Bart's cell.]''
-:'''Bart''': Reverend Lovejoy? Have you come to give me my condolences?
+{{qf|Bart}} Reverend Lovejoy? Have you come to give me my condolences?
-:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': As a matter of tradition more than anything.
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} As a matter of tradition more than anything.
 :''Reverend Lovejoy pats Bart's shoulder ½-heartedly.''
-:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' ''[wooden]'' There, there. There, there.
+{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} ''[wooden]'' There, there. There, there.
 :''[Electric chair. Bart is strapped to electric chair and executioner pulls switch. The horror of being executied sufficienly scares Bart awake.]''
-:'''Bart''': AAAUUUGH!
+{{qf|Bart}} AAAUUUGH!
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|When Flanders Failed|Homer Defined}}
-:''A press conference about a hijacked Laramie Cigarettes truck, to which Fat Tony is considered the chief suspect''
+:''[A press conference about a hijacked Laramie Cigarettes truck, to which Fat Tony is considered the chief suspect.]''
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.
 :'''Reporter''': People have been demanding to know what will happen about the resulting tobacco shortage in Springfield.
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': I will now turn it over to a spokesman from Laramie Cigarettes.
@@ Line 9: / Line 9: @@
 :'''Audience''': YAY!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]:''' Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
 :'''[[Fat Tony|(Fat) Tony]]:''' Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
 :'''Bart:''' No.
@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 :'''Bart:''' Hell, no!
 ----
-:''Bart's nightmare. Bart is running in an open field. An undead Skinner comes out of his grave.''
+:''[Bart's nightmare. Bart is running in an open field. An undead Skinner comes out of his grave.]''
 :'''Skinner's Ghost''': You killed me Bart!
-:''Bart runs to a shack near a cliff and opens the door. There he sees an undead Skinner who was lynched.''
+:''[Bart then finds himself in an unnamed prison, which has a neon sign that flashes like a discotechque.]''
 :'''Sign''': DEATH HOUSE.
-:''A mob of angry people have come to see Bart's execution, among them Homer.''
+:''[A mob of angry people have come to see Bart's execution, among them Homer.]''
-:'''Homer''': Yeah! Fry my boy!
+:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah! Fry my boy!
-:''Cell. In the only quiet part of dream, a prison guard lets Reverend Lovejoy into Bart's cell.''
+:''[Cell. In the only quiet part of dream, a prison guard lets Reverend Lovejoy into Bart's cell.]''
 :'''Bart''': Reverend Lovejoy? Have you come to give me my condolences?
-:'''Reverend Lovejoy''': As a matter of tradition more than anything.
+:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': As a matter of tradition more than anything.
 :''Reverend Lovejoy pats Bart's shoulder ½-heartedly.''
-:'''Reverend Lovejoy'''{wooden}: There, there. There, there.
+:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' ''[wooden]'' There, there. There, there.
-:''Electric chair. Bart is strapped to electric chair and executioner pulls switch. The horror of being executied sufficienly scares Bart awake.''
+:''[Electric chair. Bart is strapped to electric chair and executioner pulls switch. The horror of being executied sufficienly scares Bart awake.]''
 :'''Bart''': AAAUUUGH!
 {{Season 3|Q}}

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 {{TabQ}}
-{{EpisodePrevNext|When Flanders Failed|Homer Defined}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|When Flanders Failed|Homer Defined}}
 :''A press conference about a hijacked Laramie Cigarettes truck, to which Fat Tony is considered the chief suspect''
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.

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+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNext|When Flanders Failed|Homer Defined}}
 :''A press conference about a hijacked Laramie Cigarettes truck, to which Fat Tony is considered the chief suspect''
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.

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+[[Link title]]{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNext|When Flanders Failed|Homer Defined}}
 :''A press conference about a hijacked Laramie Cigarettes truck, to which Fat Tony is considered the chief suspect''
 :'''Chief Wiggum''': Fat Tony is a cancer upon Springfield! And I am the, uh, whatever cures cancer.

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 :'''Tony:''' Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?
 :'''Bart:''' Hell, no!
+----
 {{Season 3 Q}}
 [[Category:Quotes]]