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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} For my first trick, I will need a volunteer from the audience. Even though you are my grandfather, you are not a Confederate, am I right?
{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} That's right. I was in [[World War II]]. Now, [[Jasper]], he was a Confederate.
{{qf|Bart}} Can you hand me the largest denomination of bill you have in your wallet?
{{qf|Grampa}} Let's see. They stopped making $500s back in '34, but I may still have a couple...
{{qf|Bart}} Now, if everyone in the audience will close their eyes until I tell you to open them again...
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Normally I do not accept bills larger than a twenty, but because you are in show business, I will make an exception.
{{qf|Bart}} It's like no business I know, man.

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