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86.43.192.182: Added the rest of the dialogue from the zinc film, which ends with Bart making it look like Jimmy is picking his nose. Also, since this is at the start of the episode, it should be the first quote

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Added the rest of the dialogue from the zinc film, which ends with Bart making it look like Jimmy is picking his nose. Also, since this is at the start of the episode, it should be the first quote

TRiddle500 at 13:27, April 11, 2017

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Loco87 at 13:04, October 16, 2015

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 {{qf|[[Rev. Lovejoy]]}} Well, you know kids and vegetables. What was it, asparagus?
 {{qf|Ned}} No, Reverend, the point is, he said a bad word!
-{{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} Oh, right, yeah. Well, kids usually pick these things stuff up from someplace. Find out who's doing it and…direct them to the Bible.
+{{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} Oh, right, yeah. Well, kids usually pick these things stuff up from someplace. Find out who's doing it and... direct them to the Bible.
 {{qf|Ned}} Where in the Bible?
-{{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} Uh… Page 900.
+{{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} Uh... Page 900.
 {{qf|Ned}} But Rev--
 {{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} ''[hangs up; looks down at his melted dessert]'' Damn Flanders.

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 {{qf|Jimmy}} Hey, what gives?
 {{qf|Jimmy's Dad}} You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.
 {{qf|Jimmy}} But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by six. I'd better give her a call.
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 {{qf|Jimmy's Dad}} ''[chuckles]'' Sorry, Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
 {{qf|Jimmy}} ''[distraught]'' Dear God, what have I done?
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 {{qf|Jimmy's Dad}} Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made out of - yep - zinc!
 {{qf|Jimmy}} Come back, zinc! Come back!
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 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Did they have any have yo-yo's?
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} No, they did not have yo-yo's. ''[continues reading]'' When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the friendly Wampanog Indians.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[raises his hand]'' Did the Indians have yo-yo's?
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} No, they did not have yo-yo's! ''[slams book closed]\\ That's it! ''[slams book onto her desk]'' I am getting sick and tired of talking about yo-yo's. From now on, I will not accept any book reports, science projects, dioramas, or anything else on yo-yo's or yo-yo-related topics. Am I making myself clear?
 {{qf|Bart}} Yo!
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-'''Woodrow''': Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow
+{{qf|Woodrow}} Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow
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 {{qf|Marge}} I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50.

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 {{qf|Jimmy}} Hey, what gives?
-qf{{Jimmy's Dad}} You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.
+{{qf|Jimmy's Dad}} You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.
 {{qf|Jimmy}} But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by six. I'd better give her a call.
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 :''[He tries to dial Betty's number, but nothing happens.]''
-qf{{Jimmy's Dad}} ''[chuckles]'' Sorry, Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
+{{qf|Jimmy's Dad}} ''[chuckles]'' Sorry, Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
 {{qf|Jimmy}} ''[distraught]'' Dear God, what have I done?
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 :''[He takes a gun out of the drawer, puts it against his head and pulls the trigger, but it doesn't fire.]''
-qf{{Jimmy's Dad}} Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made out of - yep - zinc!
+{{qf|Jimmy's Dad}} Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made out of - yep - zinc!
 {{qf|Jimmy}} Come back, zinc! Come back!

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 {{qf|Jimmy}} Hey, what gives?
-'''Jimmy's Dad''': You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.
+qf{{Jimmy's Dad}} You said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, Jimmy. Well, now your car has no battery.
 {{qf|Jimmy}} But I promised Betty I'd pick her up by six. I'd better give her a call.
@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 :''[He tries to dial Betty's number, but nothing happens.]''
-'''Jimmy's Dad''': ''[chuckles]'' Sorry, Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
+qf{{Jimmy's Dad}} ''[chuckles]'' Sorry, Jimmy. Without zinc for the rotary mechanism, there are no telephones.
 {{qf|Jimmy}} ''[distraught]'' Dear God, what have I done?
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 :''[He takes a gun out of the drawer, puts it against his head and pulls the trigger, but it doesn't fire.]''
-'''Jimmy's Dad''': Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made out of - yep - zinc!
+qf{{Jimmy's Dad}} Think again, Jimmy. You see, the firing pin in your gun was made out of - yep - zinc!
 {{qf|Jimmy}} Come back, zinc! Come back!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! Slow down Frenchy, this stuff is gold!
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-{{qf|[[Woodrow]]}} "Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit."
+{{qf|[[Woodrow]]}} Truly, yours is a butt that won't quit.
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-{{qf|Ned}} "I'm talking about your potty-mouth."
+{{qf|Ned}} I'm talking about your potty-mouth.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} "What the hell are you talking about?"
 {{qf|Ned}} That is it. Your swearing is having a negative influence on my son.
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah? The nerve to think you can impose your ways on me! Well, I do not like...your mustache!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah? The nerve to think you can impose your ways on me! Well, I do not like... your mustache!
 {{qf|Ned}} OK, fair is fair. Tell you what. If you get rid of the potty mouth then I will get rid of the soup-strainer. It is a deal!
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 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} No, they did not have yo-yo's. ''[continues reading]'' When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the friendly Wampanog Indians.
-'''''Milhouse\\''': ''[raises his hand]'' Did the Indians have yo-yo's?
+'''[[Milhouse]]''': ''[raises his hand]'' Did the Indians have yo-yo's?
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} No, they did not have yo-yo's! ''[slams book closed]\\ That's it! ''[slams book onto her desk]'' I am getting sick and tired of talking about yo-yo's. From now on, I will not accept any book reports, science projects, dioramas, or anything else on yo-yo's or yo-yo-related topics. Am I making myself clear?
 {{qf|Bart}} Yo!
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-"'''Woodrow'''": Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow
+'''Woodrow''': Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow
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 {{qf|Marge}} I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50.

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 {{Cleanup}}
 ''A depressed Edna Krabappel has ended her work day at Springfield Elementary and is doing errands. She first sees a car mechanic to see why her car is acting up. Mechanic tastes a substance from her gas tank.''
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 [[Maude|'''Maude''']]: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
-[[Todd|'''Todd''']]: Hell no.
+[[Todd|'''Todd''']]: Hell, no.
-''Flanders family gasps''
+''Ned, Maude and Rod gasp.''
 '''Maude''': What did you say?
@@ Line 31: / Line 59: @@
 '''Todd''': I said I don't want any damn vegetables.
-[[Ned|'''Ned''']]: Alright, that is it young man. No Bible stories for you tonight.
+[[Ned|'''Ned''']]: Alright, that's it, young man. No Bible stories for you tonight.
 ''Todd runs to his room crying.''
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 '''Ned''': Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.
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-'''Jimmy''': "Hey, what gives?"
+''Bart is watching an old-time black-and-white movie to get inspriration for his love letters.''
 '''Frenchman''': A million poets working for a thousand years could not succeed at describing even ⅜ of your beauty.
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 '''Bart''': Yo!
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 "'''Woodrow'''": Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. ---Woodrow

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 '''Bart''': No!! It's not for me. It's... homework.
-'''Lisa''': Sure it is. Hey Bart, [teasing, makes goo-goo eyes] let's do some homework! [puckers up]
+'''Lisa''': Sure it is. Hey Bart, [teasing, makes goo-goo eyes] let's do some homework! [closes her eyes, makes smacking noises and then puckers up slowly as if to kiss him]
 '''Bart''': [fed up, he pushes Lisa aside]

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer Alone|Homer at the Bat}}
 ''A depressed Edna Krabappel has ended her work day at Springfield Elementary and is doing errands. She first sees a car mechanic to see why her car is acting up. Mechanic tastes a substance from her gas tank.''
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 '''Homer''': I may hold you to that, Marge.
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-'''Homer''': 3 simple words: I am gay.
+:'''Homer:''' 3 simple words: I am gay.
+:'''Marge:''' Homer, for the last time, I'm not putting that in.
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 '''Mrs. Krabappel''': It's such a nice day today, let's have detention outside.

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 '''Homer''': 3 simple words: I am gay.
 "'Marge'": Homer, for the last time, I'm not putting that in.
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