Bart the Genius/Quotes - Revision history

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Nick97 at 06:53, December 3, 2012

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27.110.132.135 at 16:35, December 2, 2012

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27.110.132.135 at 13:46, December 2, 2012

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Solar Dragon at 19:45, March 21, 2012

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 :''[The family play Scrabble]''
-:'''[[Bart]]''': "My turn. "Kwyjibo"." (''places his tiles)'' "K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here--"
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} "My turn. "Kwyjibo"." (''places his tiles]'' "K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here--"
-:'''[[Homer]]''': ''(grabs Bart with his left hand, holding a banana in his right)'' "Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is."
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[grabs Bart with his left hand, holding a banana in his right]'' "Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is."
-:'''Bart''': "Kwyjibo." (''observing Homer) "''Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin."
+{{qf|Bart}} "Kwyjibo." (''observing Homer) "''Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin."
-:'''[[Marge]]''': ''(playing along)'' "And a short temper."
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[playing along]'' "And a short temper."
-:'''Homer''': "I'll show ''you'' a big, dumb, balding ape--!!!"
+{{qf|Homer}} "I'll show ''you'' a big, dumb, balding ape--!!!"
-:'''Bart''': (''as Homer chases him away)'' "Uh-oh. Kwyjibo on the loose!"
+{{qf|Bart}} (''as Homer chases him away]'' "Uh-oh. Kwyjibo on the loose!"
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+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} "Now I don't want you to worry, class. These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success... if any."
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+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} "Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': "Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} "And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."
-:'''[[Martin]]''': "And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} "Good point."
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+{{qf|Homer}} "Doc, this is all too much. I mean, my son, a genius - how does it happen?"
-:'''Homer''': "Doc, this is all too much. I mean, my son, a genius - how does it happen?"
+{{qf|[[J. Loren Pryor|Dr. Pryor]]}} "Well, genius-level intelligence is usually the result of hereditary and environment..." (''sees Homer staring blankly) "''although in some cases it's a total mystery."
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+{{qf|Marge}} "Bart, this is a big day for you - why don't you eat something a little more nutritious?"
-:'''Marge''': "Bart, this is a big day for you - why don't you eat something a little more nutritious?"
+{{qf|Homer}} "Nonsense, Marge! Frosted Krusty Flakes are what got him where he is today. It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa, maybe you should try some of this."
-:'''Homer''': "Nonsense, Marge! Frosted Krusty Flakes are what got him where he is today. It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa, maybe you should try some of this."
+{{qf|Marge}} "Homer!"
-:'''Marge''': "Homer!"
+{{qf|Homer}} "I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family? Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows out."
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+{{qf|Homer}} "Jeez. No beer, no opera dogs..."
-:'''Homer''': "Jeez. No beer, no opera dogs..."
+{{qf|Bart}} "It ain't over until the fat lady sings."
-:'''Bart''': "It ain't over until the fat lady sings."
+{{qf|Homer}} "Is that one fat enough for you, son?"
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+{{qf|Homer}} "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb."
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+{{qf|Martin}} "I hope you won't bear some sort of simple-minded grudge against me. I was merely trying to fend off the desecration of the school building."
-:'''Martin''': "I hope you won't bear some sort of simple-minded grudge against me. I was merely trying to fend off the desecration of the school building."
+{{qf|Bart}} "Eat my shorts."
-:'''Bart''': "Eat my shorts."
+{{qf|Martin}} "Pardon?"
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+{{qf|Homer}} "Go on boy, and pay attention, because if you do, one day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations - you may outsmart someone."
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+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "I think Bart's stupid again, Mom."
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': "I think Bart's stupid again, Mom."
+{{qf|Marge}} "Oh, well..."
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 :''[Homer chases Bart into his bedroom]''
-:'''Homer''': ''[banging on the door]'' You can't stay in there forever!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[banging on the door]'' You can't stay in there forever!
-:'''Bart''': ''[locks the door]'' I can try.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[locks the door]'' I can try.
-:'''Homer''': ''[banging on the door]'' March your butt right out here! Now!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[banging on the door]'' March your butt right out here! Now!
-:'''Bart''': No way man.
+{{qf|Bart}} No way man.
-:'''Homer''': But son, if you don't come out I can't hug you and kiss you and make you all better.
+{{qf|Homer}} But son, if you don't come out I can't hug you and kiss you and make you all better.
-:'''Bart''': ''[grabs a soda can and reads a comic]'' You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[grabs a soda can and reads a comic]'' You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted.
 :''[Homer growls in rage and continues banging at the door]
 {{Season 1|Q}}

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 :'''Homer''': "Doc, this is all too much. I mean, my son, a genius - how does it happen?"
-:'''[[J. Loren Pyror|Dr. Pryor]]''': "Well, genius-level intelligence is usually the result of hereditary and environment..." (''sees Homer staring blankly) "''although in some cases it's a total mystery."
+:'''[[J. Loren Pryor|Dr. Pryor]]''': "Well, genius-level intelligence is usually the result of hereditary and environment..." (''sees Homer staring blankly) "''although in some cases it's a total mystery."
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 :''[The family play Scrabble]''
-:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': "My turn. "Kwyjibo"." (''places his tiles)'' "K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here--"
+:'''[[Bart]]''': "My turn. "Kwyjibo"." (''places his tiles)'' "K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here--"
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': ''(grabs Bart with his left hand, holding a banana in his right)'' "Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is."
+:'''[[Homer]]''': ''(grabs Bart with his left hand, holding a banana in his right)'' "Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is."
 :'''Bart''': "Kwyjibo." (''observing Homer) "''Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin."
-:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': ''(playing along)'' "And a short temper."
+:'''[[Marge]]''': ''(playing along)'' "And a short temper."
 :'''Homer''': "I'll show ''you'' a big, dumb, balding ape--!!!"
 :'''Bart''': (''as Homer chases him away)'' "Uh-oh. Kwyjibo on the loose!"
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-:'''[[Edna Krabappel|Mrs Krabappel]]''': "Now I don't want you to worry, class. These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success... if any."
+:'''[[Edna Krabappel]]''': "Now I don't want you to worry, class. These tests will have no effect on your grades. They merely determine your future social status and financial success... if any."
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]''': "Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"
+:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': "Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"
-:'''[[Martin Prince|Martin]]''': "And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."
+:'''[[Martin]]''': "And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."
 :'''Principal Skinner''': "Good point."
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-:'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': "I think Bart's stupid again, Mom."
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': "I think Bart's stupid again, Mom."
 :'''Marge''': "Oh, well..."
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-:''[Homer chasing Bart into his bedroom]''
+:''[Homer chases Bart into his bedroom]''
-:'''Homer''': [banging the door] You can't stay in there forever!
+:'''Homer''': ''[banging on the door]'' You can't stay in there forever!
-:'''Bart''': [locks the door] I can try.
+:'''Bart''': ''[locks the door]'' I can try.
-:'''Homer''': [banging the door] Might your butt right out here! Now!
+:'''Homer''': ''[banging on the door]'' March your butt right out here! Now!
-:'''Bart''': No way man. [sits on his bed]
+:'''Bart''': No way man.
-:'''Homer''': But. [false concern] Son if you don't come out i can't hug you and kiss you and make you all better.
+:'''Homer''': But son, if you don't come out I can't hug you and kiss you and make you all better.
-:'''Bart''': [picks a soda can and reads a comic] You think i'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted.
+:'''Bart''': ''[grabs a soda can and reads a comic]'' You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted.
 :''[Homer growls in rage and continues banging at the door]
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