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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|There's No Disgrace Like Home|Moaning Lisa}}
 :''[Lisa refuses to let Bart hold her box of cupcakes while on the bus]''
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You sniveling toad!  You little egg-sucker!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Tell me more!
-{{qf|Bart}} Back-scratcher!  Boot-licker!  Honor student!
+{{qf|Bart}} Back-scratcher! Boot-licker! Honor student!
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[smirking]''  You'll never get one now, name-caller.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[smirking]'' You'll never get one now, name-caller.
-{{qf|Bart}} All right, all right.  Look, I'm sorry.  I, I got upset. In the heat of the moment, I said some things I didn't mean.
+{{qf|Bart}} All right, all right. Look, I'm sorry. I, I got upset. In the heat of the moment, I said some things I didn't mean.
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[sarcastically]'' You weren't thinking, were you.
 {{qf|Bart}} No.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Then what am I?
 {{qf|Bart}} A beautiful human being.
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[coyly]''  What do you like best about me?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[coyly]'' What do you like best about me?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[stares at the cupcakes]'' Well, I'd have to say... your generous nature, your spirit of giving.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Well... ''[thinks]''  Open your mouth and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well... ''[thinks]'' Open your mouth and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise.
 :''[Bart does so. The bus stops with a jerk and a cupcake falls out of the box and onto the floor, she picks it up and shoves it into Bart's mouth]
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[munching]''  Thanks, Lis.  You're the best!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[munching]'' Thanks, Lis. You're the best!
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 {{qf|[[Weasel 1]]}} Nelson, y-you're bleeding.

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 {{TabQ|nogags}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|There's No Disgrace Like Home|Moaning Lisa}}
+:''[Lisa refuses to let Bart hold her box of cupcakes while on the bus]''
 {{qf|[[Weasel 1]]}} Nelson, y-you're bleeding.
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Naw, happens all the time, somebody else's blood splatters on me. ''[realizes his nose is bleeding]'' Hey, wait a minute... you're right! ''[to Bart]'' You made me bleed my own blood.
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 :''[The school bell rings]''
 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Uh oh, there's your bell. Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.
 {{qf|Nelson}} ''[to Bart]'' I'll get you after school, man.
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} But...
+{{qf|Bart}} But...
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Oh, no, no, no. He'll get you after school, son. Now hurry up, it's time for class.
 {{qf|Bart}} But...
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Scoot, young Simpson. There's learning afoot!
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nelson, it was all a mistake. This is how it happened, man. Listen up; you may get a kick out of it. My sister was baking cupcakes and...
+{{qf|Bart}} Nelson, it was all a mistake. This is how it happened, man. Listen up; you may get a kick out of it. My sister was baking cupcakes and...
 {{qf|Nelson}} I'll see you at the flagpole at 3:15.
 {{qf|Weasel 1}} And you better be prompt!

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 {{qf|Homer}} The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feel exactly the same way you do.
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-{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]}} ''[writing]'' I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} ''[writing]'' I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[to Herman]'' What happened to your arm?

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 {{qf|[[Weasel 1]]}} Nelson, y-you're bleeding.
-{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]}} Naw, happens all the time, somebody else's blood splatters on me. ''[realizes his nose is bleeding]'' Hey, wait a minute... you're right! ''[to Bart]'' You made me bleed my own blood.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Naw, happens all the time, somebody else's blood splatters on me. ''[realizes his nose is bleeding]'' Hey, wait a minute... you're right! ''[to Bart]'' You made me bleed my own blood.
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 :''[The school bell rings]''
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]}} Uh oh, there's your bell. Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Uh oh, there's your bell. Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.
 {{qf|Nelson}} ''[to Bart]'' I'll get you after school, man.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} But...
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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Scoot, young Simpson. There's learning afoot!
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-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} Nelson, it was all a mistake. This is how it happened, man. Listen up; you may get a kick out of it. My sister was baking cupcakes and...
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nelson, it was all a mistake. This is how it happened, man. Listen up; you may get a kick out of it. My sister was baking cupcakes and...
 {{qf|Nelson}} I'll see you at the flagpole at 3:15.
 {{qf|Weasel 1}} And you better be prompt!
 {{qf|[[Weasel 2]]}} He has four other beatings scheduled this afternoon.
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-{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} ''[to Bart]'' So, you had a little scuffle eh. Heh heh. Hope you won.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[to Bart]'' So, you had a little scuffle eh. Heh heh. Hope you won.
 :''[Bart enters the bathroom.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[looks into mirror]'' I'm gonna miss you big guy. ''[Goes in to bathtub and groans]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} So, what's the matter, son?
 {{qf|Bart}} I had a run in with a ''[hides behind bathtub edge]''... bully.
-{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} ''[enters the bathroom]'' A bully!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[enters the bathroom]'' A bully!
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh come on, Marge, I don't bug you when you're helping Lisa.
 {{qf|Marge}} Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about this!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|There's No Disgrace Like Home|Moaning Lisa}}
 {{qf|[[Weasel 1]]}} Nelson, y-you're bleeding.
 {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]}} Naw, happens all the time, somebody else's blood splatters on me. ''[realizes his nose is bleeding]'' Hey, wait a minute... you're right! ''[to Bart]'' You made me bleed my own blood.

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-:'''Homer''': ''[to Bart]'' So, you had a little scuffle eh. Heh heh. Hope you won.
+:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': ''[to Bart]'' So, you had a little scuffle eh. Heh heh. Hope you won.
 :''[Bart enters the bathroom.]''
 :'''Bart''': ''[looks into mirror]'' I'm gonna miss you big guy. ''[Goes in to bathtub and groans]''
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 :'''Homer''': So, what's the matter, son?
 :'''Bart''': I had a run in with a ''[hides behind bathtub edge]''... bully.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': ''[enters the bathroom]'' A bully!
+:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': ''[enters the bathroom]'' A bully!
 :'''Homer''': Oh come on, Marge, I don't bug you when you're helping Lisa.
 :'''Marge''': Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about this!
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 :'''Bart''': [to Herman] What happened to your arm?
-:'''Herman''': I can just say when your teacher tells you to get your arm out the bus window before the driver closes it, listen to her.
+:'''[[Herman Hermann|Herman]]''': I can just say when your teacher tells you to get your arm out the bus window before the driver closes it, listen to her.
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-:'''Herman''': The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it.
+:'''Herman''': The key to [[Springfield]] has always been [[Elm Street]]. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it.
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-:'''Bart''': ''[to viewers]'' Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners; only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool gory pictures.
+:'''Bart''': ''[to viewers]'' Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners; only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, [[World War II]], and the [[Star Wars|Star Wars Trilogy]]. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool gory pictures.
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+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|There's No Disgrace Like Home|Moaning Lisa}}
 :'''[[Weasel 1]]''': Nelson, y-you're bleeding.
 :'''[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]''': Naw, happens all the time, somebody else's blood splatters on me. ''[realizes his nose is bleeding]'' Hey, wait a minute... you're right! ''[to Bart]'' You made me bleed my own blood.