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 :''[Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses.]''
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey! I need those to see.
-{{qf|[[Pawnbroker]]}} Ah, these lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom those antique Coke bottles. ''[he begins counting money]'' Three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred...
+{{qf|{{ap|Pawnbroker|Bart on the Road}}}} Ah, these lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom those antique Coke bottles. ''[he begins counting money]'' Three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred...
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey! Come back! hey!
 :''[Crashes into the pyramid of Coke bottles.]''

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 {{qf|Lisa}} Sure I would. I can always learn about owls this summer at bird camp.
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-{{qf|Martin}} ''[wakes up and looks out the window]'' Oh! We've arrived in the vast cornfields of [[Canada]].  How much further to the grammar rodeo?
+{{qf|Martin}} ''[wakes up and looks out the window]'' Oh! We've arrived in the vast cornfields of [[Canada]]. How much further to the grammar rodeo?
 {{qf|Nelson}} Grammar rodeo? We're going to a grammar rodeo?
 {{qf|Bart}} We're not going to a grammar rodeo. That was just an alibi, Milton.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[on the phone with Bart]'' You could travel for free if you were a stewardess. ''[hold the phone away from her ear as Bart yells at her]'' Well, how badly do you wanna get home? Alright, alright, what about a courier, they travel for free too... ''[Bart is talking]'' No, that's a terrier, they're dogs.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[answers phone]'' Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner… No, Bart has never been to [[Hong Kong]]. Good night ''[hangs up]''... ''[the phone rings again and Marge answers]'' Hello? [[Tennessee]] State Police? No, my son's car was not crushed in [[Knoxville]]. I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that! ''[hangs up]''... ''[the phone rings again and Marge answers]'' Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to [[Amsterdam]]. ''[hangs up]''... ''[While this is going on Homer, has slowly dived under the covers in the bed... he snorts]'' Homer, are you laughing at me?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[answers phone]'' Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner... No, Bart has never been to [[Hong Kong]]. Good night ''[hangs up]''... ''[the phone rings again and Marge answers]'' Hello? [[Tennessee]] State Police? No, my son's car was not crushed in [[Knoxville]]. I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that! ''[hangs up]''... ''[the phone rings again and Marge answers]'' Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to [[Amsterdam]]. ''[hangs up]''... ''[While this is going on Homer, has slowly dived under the covers in the bed... he snorts]'' Homer, are you laughing at me?
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-{{qf|Homer}} What's wrong, honey?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's wrong, honey?
-{{qf|Lisa}} There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
 {{qf|Homer}} Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now. I mean, I haven't told a soul about your boyfriend.
 {{qf|Lisa}} [[Langdon Alger]]? Oh, I don't like him anymore. Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} No, no! Then he'll know I told.
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-{{qf|Nelson}} What is this place?
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} What is this place?
-{{qf|Bart}} [[Branson]], [[Missouri]]. My dad says it's like [[Las Vegas|Vegas]]... if it were run by [[Ned Flanders]].
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} [[Branson]], [[Missouri]]. My dad says it's like [[Las Vegas|Vegas]]... if it were run by [[Ned Flanders]].
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 {{qf|Bart}} Gentlemen, for our road trip I have taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly plausible alibi for use on our parents.
-:''[Milhouse at home]''
+:''[Milhouse at home.]''
-{{qf|Milhouse}} I have been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I have been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
-:''[Martin at home]''
+:''[Martin at home.]''
-{{qf|Martin}} I've been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} I've been selected to represent the school at the national grammar rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada.
-:''[Nelson at home]''
+:''[Nelson at home.]''
 {{qf|Nelson}} ''[leaving his house]'' I'm goin' away for a week. See ya!
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-{{qf|Marge}} The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going. Oh, wait, wait I wish I was going. Is that right, Bart?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going. Oh, wait, wait I wish I was going. Is that right, Bart?
 {{qf|Bart}} I dunno.
 {{qf|Lisa}} It's not fair. I'm the best student in school, how come I never heard about this competition?
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you tell everybody everything. Even Moe knew when I threw up on the dentist.
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-:''[Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses]''
+:''[Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses.]''
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey! I need those to see.
 {{qf|[[Pawnbroker]]}} Ah, these lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom those antique Coke bottles. ''[he begins counting money]'' Three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred...
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey! Come back! hey!
-:''[crashes into the pyramid of Coke bottles]''
+:''[Crashes into the pyramid of Coke bottles.]''
 {{qf|Pawnbroker}} ...five hundred, four hundred, three hundred, two hundred, one hundred, zero.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[reading from a handout]'' Go To Work With Your Parents Day?
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[over the P.A.]'' Yes, Go To Work With Your Parents Day. Tomorrow you will learn by doing and apply your knowledge of fractions and gym to real-world situations.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} ''[over the P.A.]'' Yes, Go To Work With Your Parents Day. Tomorrow you will learn by doing and apply your knowledge of fractions and gym to real-world situations.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} I still don't understand why you get to stay home and watch Mom work.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Mom, you're blocking the TV. If you need something to do, you can fill out my form—here. ''[hands Marge the form]''
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[reading]'' Parent's occupation ... please note, homemaker is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid for it ... ohhh.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[reading]'' Parent's occupation... please note, homemaker is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid for it... ohhh.
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-{{qf|Patty}} Some days, we don't let the line move at all.
+{{qf|[[Patty]]}} Some days, we don't let the line move at all.
-{{qf|Selma}} We call those weekdays. ''[both of them laugh]''
+{{qf|[[Selma]]}} We call those weekdays. ''[both of them laugh]''
 {{qf|Patty}} Good one.
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[on the phone]'' Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
-{{qf|Moe}} Ura Snotball?
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Ura Snotball?
-{{qf|Homer}} What?  How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple an American flag to your butt and mail you to [[Iran]].  ''[hangs up]''
+{{qf|Homer}} What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple an American flag to your butt and mail you to [[Iran]]. ''[hangs up]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} We got no car!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[on the phone with Bart]'' You could travel for free if you were a stewardess. ''[hold the phone away from her ear as Bart yells at her]'' Well, how badly do you wanna get home? Alright, alright, what about a courier, they travel for free too... ''[Bart is talking]'' No, that's a terrier, they're dogs.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[answers phone]'' Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner… No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night ''[hangs up]'' ... ''[the phone rings again and Marge answers]'' Hello? Tennessee State Police? No, my son's car was not crushed in [[Knoxville]]. I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that! ''[hangs up]'' ... ''[the phone rings again and Marge answers]'' Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to [[Amsterdam]]. ''[hangs up]'' ... ''[While this is going on Homer, has slowly dived under the covers in the bed ... he snorts]'' Homer, are you laughing at me?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[answers phone]'' Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner… No, Bart has never been to [[Hong Kong]]. Good night ''[hangs up]''... ''[the phone rings again and Marge answers]'' Hello? [[Tennessee]] State Police? No, my son's car was not crushed in [[Knoxville]]. I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that! ''[hangs up]''... ''[the phone rings again and Marge answers]'' Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to [[Amsterdam]]. ''[hangs up]''... ''[While this is going on Homer, has slowly dived under the covers in the bed... he snorts]'' Homer, are you laughing at me?
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 :'''Marge:''' Well, there you go.
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-:'''Nelson:''' ''[sees a sign about an [[Andy Williams]] concert]' Andy Williams!
+:'''Nelson:''' ''[sees a sign about an [[Andy Williams]] concert]'' Andy Williams!
 :'''Bart:''' Aw, we don't need to stop here.
 :'''Nelson:''' Yes, we do. ''[punches Bart in the back of the head]''
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 :'''Homer:''' ''[on the phone]'' Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
 :'''Moe:''' Ura Snotball?
-:'''Homer:''' What?  How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to [[Iran]].  ''[hangs up]''
+:'''Homer:''' What?  How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple an American flag to your butt and mail you to [[Iran]].  ''[hangs up]''
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 :'''Bart:''' We got no car!

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 Homer: D'oh! All right, dare.
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-Bart: Mom, you're blocking the TV. If you need something to do, you can fill out my form -- here. [hands Marge the form]
+Bart: Mom, you're blocking the TV. If you need something to do, you can fill out my form—here. [hands Marge the form]
 Marge: [reading] Parent's occupation ... please note, homemaker is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid for it ... ohhh.
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 Marge: (answers phone) Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner… No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night (hangs up) ….(the phone rings again and Marge answers) ….Hello? Tennessee State Police? No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that! (hangs up) … (the phone rings again and Marge answers) Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam. (hangs up) … (While this is going on Homer, has slowly dived under the covers in the bed … he snorts) Homer, are you laughing at me?
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-{{Season 7 Q}}
+{{Season 7|Q}}