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{{Title|Bart of War}}
{{for2|the episode|The Bart of War}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Bart of War
|image =
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[General Bart]], [[Bart]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, [[Milhouse]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Bart of War''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Bart Royale}} content update. It requires [[General Bart]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Come on, Milhouse. We're late for gym class.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't want to go, Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|My head still stings from [[dodgeball]] last week.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|Today is floor hockey. It's a whole different kind of sting.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Attend Gym Class|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster}}s Attend Gym Class|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This equipment sucks! This hockey stick is a banana taped to a broom handle!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And the hockey puck smells weird.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It's yesterday's cafeteria special – stuffed beef biscuit!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Tell Willie when you're through playin'. He'll warm yer puck up for his dinner.}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Skinner, you've gotta give us better hockey equipment!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, Simpson. The budget is shot for the year. You'll have to purchase pucks yourself.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No one tells me to go puck myself! This means war!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on General Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|First, I'm going to need to do some reconnaissance.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I know teachers, and I know they always spend school funds on something for themselves.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I just need to sniff it out.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make General Bart Conduct Commando Raid|8 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon|Commando}}
{{TB|A new cappuccino maker, a 4k TV, and a massage chair!?}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon|Commando}}
{{TB|hey're blowing the whole school budget on teachers' lounge junk!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on General Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse, get the division together.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, but there aren't many boys around… jock itch outbreak.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Tough times demand tough decisions -- you'll have to get the girls, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|I have a hard time talking to girls.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Imagine they're boys who smell good and tell them all to meet at the front of the school.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make General Bart Rally the Troops|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Recruit Kids|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Fellow students! I stand before you today not as the cowabunga kid… but as a reluctant soldier fighting the corruption of our wannabe educators!}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|And what is their lesson? Look out for yourself, at the expense of those you are responsible for.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on General Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Alpha Unit, flood the gym. Bravo, egg the teachers' cars. Charlie, set off the sprinklers in the teachers' lounge.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse, you're with me.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Yes! What unit are we?}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The nuclear unit.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make General Bart Go to War|8 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|All the junk you destroyed is covered by insurance, Simpson. You're only helping us get new things.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Then you leave me no choice… Milhouse, time to go nuclear!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}whines* Mommy! I got a boo-boo from gym class!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And the gym floor ate my shorts!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|What? Not your trademark blue shorts?! I'll be taking this to the highest level!}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|SKIN-NNNER! Why am I being barraged with calls from parents bellyaching about the gym?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sir, it's difficult to maintain a proper environment for a physical education class.}}
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I noticed a lot of new contraptions in your teachers' lounge. Trade those in for new dodgeballs, football flags, or whatever these parents are griping about. I'll not have them interrupting my golf day.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yes, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Kids beat grown-ups once again! The battle is won, but the war of youth continues!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the book ''[[The Art of War]]'' by [[Sun Tzu]]. It was also referenced in the episode title "[[The Bart of War]]".

{{Tapped Out Quests/Bart Royale}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}}
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 {{TB|Milhouse, get the division together.}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Okay, but there aren't many boys around… jock itch outbreak.}}
+{{TB|Okay, but there aren't many boys around... jock itch outbreak.}}
 {{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Tough times demand tough decisions -- you'll have to get the girls, too.}}
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 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make General Bart Rally the Troops|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Recruit Kids|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
-{{TB|Fellow students! I stand before you today not as the cowabunga kid… but as a reluctant soldier fighting the corruption of our wannabe educators!}}
+{{TB|Fellow students! I stand before you today not as the cowabunga kid... but as a reluctant soldier fighting the corruption of our wannabe educators!}}
 {{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|And what is their lesson? Look out for yourself, at the expense of those you are responsible for.}}
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 {{TB|All the junk you destroyed is covered by insurance, Simpson. You're only helping us get new things.}}
 {{Tapped Out General Bart Icon}}
-{{TB|Then you leave me no choice… Milhouse, time to go nuclear!}}
+{{TB|Then you leave me no choice... Milhouse, time to go nuclear!}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}whines* Mommy! I got a boo-boo from gym class!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}whines{{*}} Mommy! I got a boo-boo from gym class!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|And the gym floor ate my shorts!}}

Bart of War (Tapped Out quest) - Revision history

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