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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Remind me why I'm not telling mom and dad that you are heading to France with an improper chaperone.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Because I promised to bring you back a size "o" evening gown from Claudie Pierlot, maker of fashions which are stunningly simple.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': [SIGH]... oh, right. Something that a young Frenchwoman might wear while accompanying her struggling artist boyfriend along the banks of the seine or out to the theaters des Champs-Élysées to see a scandalous performance of Stravinsky's "Le Sacre du Printemps." Ah, to be in love in Paris.
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:'''[[Ugolin]]''': Maurice, my trusty mule, how we have missed you.
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': There is no time for a tearful reunion, Ugolin. You must get out of those clothes. We have very little time. Just put those on and I'll explain everything on the way.
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:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': I must admit, I learned most of my French from reading Moliere and singing the score to "Les Miserables." I'm prepared to speak a language that we all understand very well.
:'''[[Cesar]]''': Sacre bleu!
:'''[[Ugolin]]''': Ow much eeze zere?
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': Two million francs in gold! All yours if you accomplish the task for which you have been hired.
:'''[[Cesar]]''': But why us?
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''' :Because, you see, gentlemen, we have something in common.
:'''[[Ugolin]] & [[Cesar]]''': GASP!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Come on, Milhouse, you've been staring at that painting for twenty minutes!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': She's naked, Bart! Just like that picture your mom painted of Mr. Burns... only not creepy!
:'''[[Bart]]''': C'mon, Milhouse, we're here to see the technological progress that a boy's best friend has achieved through they years.
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': There they are, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ay caramba! Either I'm hallucinating from the thin air or that man in the cloak is... Sideshow Bob!! What you doing in France?
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': Bonjour, Bart. Perhaps you are not familiar with the foreign prisoners exchange program.

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 {{qf|Cesar}} But why us?
 {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Because, you see, gentlemen, we have something in common.
-{{qf|Ugolin & Cesar}}  GASP!
+{{qf|Ugolin & Cesar}} GASP!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Come on, Milhouse, you've been staring at that painting for twenty minutes!

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	{{qf\|Sideshow Bob}} Bonjour, Bart. Perhaps you are not familiar with the foreign prisoners exchange program.		{{qf\|Sideshow Bob}} Bonjour, Bart. Perhaps you are not familiar with the foreign prisoners exchange program.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Remind me why I'm not telling mom and dad that you are heading to France with an improper chaperone.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Remind me why I'm not telling mom and dad that you are heading to France with an improper chaperone.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Because I promised to bring you back a size "o" evening gown from Claudie Pierlot, maker of fashions which are stunningly simple.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Because I promised to bring you back a size "o" evening gown from Claudie Pierlot, maker of fashions which are stunningly simple.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': [SIGH]... oh, right. Something that a young Frenchwoman might wear while accompanying her struggling artist boyfriend along the banks of the seine or out to the theaters des Champs-Élysées to see a scandalous performance of Stravinsky's "Le Sacre du Printemps." Ah, to be in love in Paris.
+{{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH]... oh, right. Something that a young Frenchwoman might wear while accompanying her struggling artist boyfriend along the banks of the seine or out to the theaters des Champs-Élysées to see a scandalous performance of Stravinsky's "Le Sacre du Printemps." Ah, to be in love in Paris.
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-:'''[[Ugolin]]''': Maurice, my trusty mule, how we have missed you.
+{{qf|[[Ugolin]]}} Maurice, my trusty mule, how we have missed you.
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': There is no time for a tearful reunion, Ugolin. You must get out of those clothes. We have very little time. Just put those on and I'll explain everything on the way.
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} There is no time for a tearful reunion, Ugolin. You must get out of those clothes. We have very little time. Just put those on and I'll explain everything on the way.
 ----
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': I must admit, I learned most of my French from reading Moliere and singing the score to "Les Miserables." I'm prepared to speak a language that we all understand very well.
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} I must admit, I learned most of my French from reading Molière and singing the score to "Les Miserables." I'm prepared to speak a language that we all understand very well.
-:'''[[Cesar]]''': Sacre bleu!
+{{qf|[[Cesar]]}} Sacre bleu!
-:'''[[Ugolin]]''': Ow much eeze zere?
+{{qf|Ugolin}} Ow much eeze zere?
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': Two million francs in gold! All yours if you accomplish the task for which you have been hired.
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Two million francs in gold! All yours if you accomplish the task for which you have been hired.
-:'''[[Cesar]]''': But why us?
+{{qf|Cesar}} But why us?
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': Because, you see, gentlemen, we have something in common.
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Because, you see, gentlemen, we have something in common.
-:'''[[Ugolin]] & [[Cesar]]''':  GASP!
+{{qf|Ugolin & Cesar}}  GASP!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Come on, Milhouse, you've been staring at that painting for twenty minutes!
+{{qf|Bart}} Come on, Milhouse, you've been staring at that painting for twenty minutes!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': She's naked, Bart! Just like that picture your mom painted of Mr. Burns... only not creepy!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} She's naked, Bart! Just like that picture your mom painted of Mr. Burns... only not creepy!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': C'mon, Milhouse, we're here to see the technological progress that a boy's best friend has achieved through they years.
+{{qf|Bart}} C'mon, Milhouse, we're here to see the technological progress that a boy's best friend has achieved through they years.
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': There they are, Bart.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} There they are, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Ay caramba! Either I'm hallucinating from the thin air or that man in the cloak is... Sideshow Bob!! What you doing in France?
+{{qf|Bart}} Ay caramba! Either I'm hallucinating from the thin air or that man in the cloak is... Sideshow Bob!! What you doing in France?
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': Bonjour, Bart. Perhaps you are not familiar with the foreign prisoners exchange program.
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Bonjour, Bart. Perhaps you are not familiar with the foreign prisoners exchange program.

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