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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{TabQ |episode=Bart Star }} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Cartridge Family|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons}} :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Your cholestral level is lethally high, [[Homer..."

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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Cartridge Family|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons}}

:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Your cholestral level is lethally high, [[Homer]], but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
:'''Homer:''' Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' ''(chuckles)'' Well, you're a little confused.
:'''Homer:''' Ho-ho, confused, would we?
----
:''([[Marge]] gives a presentation in front of the First Aid booth)''
:'''Marge:''' Now, make no mistake; when I say "First aid", I'm not talking about some sort of charity rock concert.
:''(Marge laughs at her own joke, the audience stare blankly)''
:'''Marge:''' I'm talking about treating serious injuries.
:''(the crown laughs. [[Krusty]] gets out his notepad and jots something down)''
:'''Krusty:''' Serious injuries... oh, that's gold!
----
:''([[Lisa]] pokes [[Bart]]'s stomach as he sits on the couch eating)''
:'''Lisa:''' Hey, tubby! Want another Pop-Tart, tubby?
:'''Bart:''' I'm comfortable with who I am.
----
:'''[[Rod]]:''' We don't have to play football... do we, daddy?
:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Oh-ho-ho, you betcha! Team sports'll keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
:'''Rod and [[Todd]]:''' Yay!
----
:'''[[Luann Van Houten]]:''' You know, [[Milhouse]], you are getting a little doughy.
:'''Milhouse:''' Aw, can't I just have the surgery?
----
:''(Bart walks out of the dressing room in [[Sportacus]] wearing a football uniform)''
:'''Bart:''' Okay, Milhouse, let's try out the new cup.
:''(Milhouse kicks Bart in the groin. Bart laughs)''
:'''Bart:''' Again.
:''(Milhouse kicks Bart in the groin again and Bart yawns)''
:'''Bart:''' Ho-hum.
:''(Milhouse tries again and again, getting no reaction from Bart)''
:'''Marge:''' ''(off camera)'' Milhouse! Stop that!
----
:''(Coach Flanders assigns positions)''
:'''Flanders:''' Okay, [[Nelson]]'s our quarterback.
:'''Nelson:''' Thanks, four-eyes.
:'''Flanders:''' [[Ralph]], you'll be on special teams.
:'''Ralph:''' I'm special.
:'''Flanders:''' And, uh, Bart, you'll be a tackle.
:'''Bart:''' Cool!
:''(He tackles [[Martin]])''
:'''Martin:''' Careful, Bart! You'll break my calculator... by which I mean my head.
----

{{Season 9 Q}}

@@ Line 11: / Line 11: @@
 :''[Marge laughs at her own joke, the audience stare blankly.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} I'm talking about treating serious injuries.
-:''[The crown laughs. Krusty gets out his notepad and jots something down.]''
+:''[The crowd laughs. Krusty gets out his notepad and jots something down.]''
 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Serious injuries... oh, that's gold!
 ----

@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} I'm feeling kind of low, Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floatin' in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of {{W|Skittles (confectionery)|Skittles}}.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of {{W2|Skittles|confectionery}}.
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Bart]'' I wanna apologise. I just got so caught up trying to encourage you, I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you forgive me, I promise you I'll never encourage you again.
 {{Season 9|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Cartridge Family|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons}}
-{{qf|[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]}} Your cholestral level is lethally high, [[Homer]], but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Your cholestral level is lethally high, Homer, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
-{{qf|Homer}} Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[chuckles]'' Well, you're a little confused.
 {{qf|Homer}} Ho-ho, confused, would we?
 ----
-:''[[[Marge]] gives a presentation in front of the First Aid booth]''
+:''[Marge gives a presentation in front of the First Aid booth.]''
-{{qf|Marge}} Now, make no mistake; when I say "First aid", I'm not talking about some sort of charity rock concert.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Now, make no mistake; when I say "First aid", I'm not talking about some sort of charity rock concert.
-:''[Marge laughs at her own joke, the audience stare blankly]''
+:''[Marge laughs at her own joke, the audience stare blankly.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} I'm talking about treating serious injuries.
-:''[the crown laughs. [[Krusty]] gets out his notepad and jots something down]''
+:''[The crown laughs. Krusty gets out his notepad and jots something down.]''
-{{qf|Krusty}} Serious injuries... oh, that's gold!
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Serious injuries... oh, that's gold!
 ----
-:''[[[Lisa]] pokes [[Bart]]'s stomach as he sits on the couch eating]''
+:''[Lisa pokes Bart's stomach as he sits on the couch eating]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, tubby! Want another Pop-Tart, tubby?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey, tubby! Want another Pop-Tart, tubby?
-{{qf|Bart}} I'm comfortable with who I am.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm comfortable with who I am.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Rod]]}} We don't have to play football... do we, daddy?
@@ Line 22: / Line 22: @@
 {{qf|Rod and [[Todd]]}} Yay!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} You know, [[Milhouse]], you are getting a little doughy.
+{{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} You know, Milhouse, you are getting a little doughy.
-{{qf|Milhouse}} Aw, can't I just have the surgery?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Aw, can't I just have the surgery?
 ----
-:''[Bart walks out of the dressing room in [[Sportacus]] wearing a football uniform]''
+:''[Bart walks out of the dressing room in [[Sportacus]] wearing a football uniform.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Okay, Milhouse, let's try out the new cup.
-:''[Milhouse kicks Bart in the groin. Bart laughs]''
+:''[Milhouse kicks Bart in the groin. Bart laughs.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Again.
-:''[Milhouse kicks Bart in the groin again and Bart yawns]''
+:''[Milhouse kicks Bart in the groin again and Bart yawns.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Ho-hum.
-:''[Milhouse tries again and again, getting no reaction from Bart]''
+:''[Milhouse tries again and again, getting no reaction from Bart.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[off camera]'' Milhouse! Stop that!
 ----
-:''[Coach Flanders assigns positions]''
+:''[Coach Flanders assigns positions.]''
-{{qf|Flanders}} Okay, [[Nelson]]'s our quarterback.
+{{qf|Flanders}} Okay, Nelson's our quarterback.
-{{qf|Nelson}} Thanks, four-eyes.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Thanks, four-eyes.
-{{qf|Flanders}} [[Ralph]], you'll be on special teams.
+{{qf|Flanders}} Ralph, you'll be on special teams.
-{{qf|Ralph}} I'm special.
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm special.
 {{qf|Flanders}} And, uh, Bart, you'll be a tackle.
 {{qf|Bart}} Cool!
-:''[He tackles [[Martin]]]''
+:''[He tackles Martin.]''
-{{qf|Martin}} Careful, Bart! You'll break my calculator... by which I mean my head.
+{{qf|[[Martin]]}} Careful, Bart! You'll break my calculator... by which I mean my head.
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize.
@@ Line 51: / Line 51: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} I'm tired of watchin' you dog it on that football field. From now on, I'm gonna work you like a dog! Now, go fetch me twenty laps!
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-{{qf|Homer}} It's time for the easiest part of any coach's job - the cuts. Now, while I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. [[Wendell]] is cut. Rudy is cut. [[Janey]], you're gone. Steven? I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations! The rest of you made the team. Except you, and you.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's time for the easiest part of any coach's job - the cuts. Now, while I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. [[Wendell]] is cut. {{ap|Rudy|Bart Star}} is cut. [[Janey]], you're gone. {{ap|Steven|Bart Star}}? I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations! The rest of you made the team. Except you, and you.
 ----
 {{qf|Bart}} But I can't play quarterback. I don't even know how!
@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, everybody, let's hear it for Bart!
-:''[Homer walks off. The other players surround Bart]''
+:''[Homer walks off. The other players surround Bart.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[weakly]'' Give me a B?
 {{qf|Nelson}} I won't give you a B, but I'll tear you a new A.
 {{qf|Milhouse}} If I wasn't your friend, I'd tell you you sucked.
 ----
-:''[Homer decides to treat Bart nicer after telling him to run laps]''
+:''[Homer decides to treat Bart nicer after telling him to run laps.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Quit running, son! I just want to give you a big hug!
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' It's got to be a trick. Run like the wind!
-:''[Bart runs away. Homer chases after him]''
+:''[Bart runs away. Homer chases after him.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} I believe in you! Hug meeee!
 ----
@@ Line 77: / Line 77: @@
 {{qf|Nelson}} Aw, I don't want to bother mom at work.
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-{{qf|Homer}} I'm feeling kind of low, [[Apu]]. Got any of that beer that has candy floatin' in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm feeling kind of low, Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floatin' in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
-{{qf|Apu}} Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of {{W|Skittles (confectionery)|Skittles}}.
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+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Cartridge Family|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons}}
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 :'''Homer:''' ''(to Bart)'' I wanna apologise. I just got so caught up trying to encourage you, I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you forgive me, I promise you I'll never encourage you again.
-{{Season 9 Q}}
+{{Season 9|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Cartridge Family|The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons}}
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Your cholestral level is lethally high, [[Homer]], but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
+:'''[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Your cholestral level is lethally high, [[Homer]], but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
 :'''Homer:''' Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
 :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' ''(chuckles)'' Well, you're a little confused.
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
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 :'''Bart:''' But I can't play quarterback. I don't even know how!
 :'''Homer:''' Son, you can do anything you want. I have total faith in you.
 :'''Bart:''' Since when?
 :'''Homer:''' Since your mother yelled at me.

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 :'''Martin:''' Careful, Bart! You'll break my calculator... by which I mean my head.
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 {{Season 9 Q}}