Bart Simpson: Assistant Manager/Quotes - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 14:31, April 26, 2024

2024-04-26T14:31:03Z

SolarBot: /* top */

2021-05-15T12:39:42Z

‎top

Solar Dragon: Reverted edits by SolarBot (talk) to last revision by Solar Dragon

2020-12-09T13:44:50Z

Reverted edits by SolarBot (talk) to last revision by Solar Dragon

SolarBot: /* top */typos fixed: the exact same → exactly the same

2020-12-09T13:44:26Z

‎top: typos fixed: the exact same → exactly the same

Solar Dragon at 17:32, April 4, 2020

2020-04-04T17:32:46Z

SolarBot: /* top */replaced: {{TabQ|gags=no}} → {{TabQ|nogags}}

2020-03-13T22:24:35Z

‎top: replaced: {{TabQ|gags=no}} → {{TabQ|nogags}}

AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Bart:''' hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p! :'''Homer:''' Seventy-five bucks? No w-a-y! :'''Bart:''' But it's..."

2015-04-16T15:10:01Z

Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Bart:''' hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p! :'''Homer:''' Seventy-five bucks? No w-a-y! :'''Bart:''' But it's..."

New page

{{TabQ|gags=no}}

:'''[[Bart]]:''' hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Seventy-five bucks? No w-a-y!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' But it's Hagen the Horrible! Seeing him is my life's dream!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Whay to dream big.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' If you wanna spend seventy-five bucks for nosebleed seats, go get a job, and pay for them yourself.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Bart get a job? Hee-hee!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' What's so funny?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Even if could find one, you're not enough to work, legally.
----
:'''[[Apu]]:''' You are lucky I had that outfit in your size. it was for my cousin "Shorty," but he got held up by immigation.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Um... they'er kind of a snug fit.
:'''[[Apu]]:''' That is true. Polyester is a wonder fabric, but not very giving.
----
:'''[[Apu]]:''' Your first mangerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grav the wong can?
:'''[[Apu]]:''' Not to worry. Both have the exact same ingredients.
----
:'''[[Apu]]:''' Your next task is freezer inventory. You need to count all the milk, sodas, and ice cream.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sounds easy enough.
:'''[[Apu]]:''' And you need to rotate and restock the bottles. You will not be in the freezer for more than an hour.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' An hour?! I'll freeze to death in there!
:'''[[Apu]]:''' Do not worry. We have this old coat to wear when we work in the freezer.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, okay... Are you sure this will keep me warm enough?
:'''[[Apu]]:''' That coat belonged to the old hobo who lived out back by the dumpster. It kept him warm for years before he died in it.
----
:'''[[Apu]]:''' Bart Simpson, you can use mummy dogs to bribe bullies, but you cannot give away half the store to some b-list celebrity!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' But...
:'''[[Apu]]:''' You are fired!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' [GULP!]

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{TabQ|nogags}}
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buy me a ticket a-s-a-p!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Seventy-five bucks? No w-a-y!
 {{qf|Bart}} But it's Hagen the Horrible! Seeing him is my life's dream!
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Whay to dream big.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Way to dream big.
 {{qf|Homer}} If you wanna spend seventy-five bucks for nosebleed seats, go get a job, and pay for them yourself.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart get a job? Hee-hee!
@@ Line 10: / Line 10: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} Even if could find one, you're not enough to work, legally.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Apu]]}} You are lucky I had that outfit in your size. it was for my cousin "Shorty," but he got held up by immigation.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} You are lucky I had that outfit in your size. it was for my cousin "Shorty," but he got held up by immigration.
-{{qf|Bart}} Um... they'er kind of a snug fit.
+{{qf|Bart}} Um... they're kind of a snug fit.
 {{qf|Apu}} That is true. Polyester is a wonder fabric, but not very giving.
 ----
-{{qf|Apu}} Your first mangerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.
+{{qf|Apu}} Your first managerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.
-{{qf|Bart}} Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grav the wong can?
+{{qf|Bart}} Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grab the wrong can?
 {{qf|Apu}} Not to worry. Both have the exact same ingredients.
 ----

← Older revision		Revision as of 12:39, May 15, 2021
Line 30:		Line 30:
	{{qf\|Apu}} You are fired!		{{qf\|Apu}} You are fired!
	{{qf\|Bart}} ''[GULP!]''		{{qf\|Bart}} ''[GULP!]''
		+
		+	[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]

@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 {{qf|Apu}} Your first mangerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.
 {{qf|Bart}} Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grav the wong can?
-{{qf|Apu}} Not to worry. Both have exactly the same ingredients.
+{{qf|Apu}} Not to worry. Both have the exact same ingredients.
 ----
 {{qf|Apu}} Your next task is freezer inventory. You need to count all the milk, sodas, and ice cream.

@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 {{qf|Apu}} Your first mangerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.
 {{qf|Bart}} Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grav the wong can?
-{{qf|Apu}} Not to worry. Both have the exact same ingredients.
+{{qf|Apu}} Not to worry. Both have exactly the same ingredients.
 ----
 {{qf|Apu}} Your next task is freezer inventory. You need to count all the milk, sodas, and ice cream.

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:24, March 13, 2020
Line 1:		Line 1:
−	{{TabQ\|~~gags=no~~}}	+	{{TabQ\|nogags}}

	:'''[[Bart]]:''' hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p!		:'''[[Bart]]:''' hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p!

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Seventy-five bucks? No w-a-y!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Seventy-five bucks? No w-a-y!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' But it's Hagen the Horrible! Seeing him is my life's dream!
+{{qf|Bart}} But it's Hagen the Horrible! Seeing him is my life's dream!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Whay to dream big.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Whay to dream big.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' If you wanna spend seventy-five bucks for nosebleed seats, go get a job, and pay for them yourself.
+{{qf|Homer}} If you wanna spend seventy-five bucks for nosebleed seats, go get a job, and pay for them yourself.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Bart get a job? Hee-hee!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart get a job? Hee-hee!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' What's so funny?
+{{qf|Bart}} What's so funny?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Even if could find one, you're not enough to work, legally.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Even if could find one, you're not enough to work, legally.
 ----
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' You are lucky I had that outfit in your size. it was for my cousin "Shorty," but he got held up by immigation.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} You are lucky I had that outfit in your size. it was for my cousin "Shorty," but he got held up by immigation.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Um... they'er kind of a snug fit.
+{{qf|Bart}} Um... they'er kind of a snug fit.
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' That is true. Polyester is a wonder fabric, but not very giving.
+{{qf|Apu}} That is true. Polyester is a wonder fabric, but not very giving.
 ----
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Your first mangerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.
+{{qf|Apu}} Your first mangerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grav the wong can?
+{{qf|Bart}} Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grav the wong can?
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Not to worry. Both have the exact same ingredients.
+{{qf|Apu}} Not to worry. Both have the exact same ingredients.
 ----
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Your next task is freezer inventory. You need to count all the milk, sodas, and ice cream.
+{{qf|Apu}} Your next task is freezer inventory. You need to count all the milk, sodas, and ice cream.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sounds easy enough.
+{{qf|Bart}} Sounds easy enough.
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' And you need to rotate and restock the bottles. You will not be in the freezer for more than an hour.
+{{qf|Apu}} And you need to rotate and restock the bottles. You will not be in the freezer for more than an hour.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' An hour?! I'll freeze to death in there!
+{{qf|Bart}} An hour?! I'll freeze to death in there!
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Do not worry. We have this old coat to wear when we work in the freezer.
+{{qf|Apu}} Do not worry. We have this old coat to wear when we work in the freezer.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, okay... Are you sure this will keep me warm enough?
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, okay... Are you sure this will keep me warm enough?
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' That coat belonged to the old hobo who lived out back by the dumpster. It kept him warm for years before he died in it.
+{{qf|Apu}} That coat belonged to the old hobo who lived out back by the dumpster. It kept him warm for years before he died in it.
 ----
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Bart Simpson, you can use mummy dogs to bribe bullies, but you cannot give away half the store to some b-list celebrity!
+{{qf|Apu}} Bart Simpson, you can use mummy dogs to bribe bullies, but you cannot give away half the store to some b-list celebrity!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' But...
+{{qf|Bart}} But...
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' You are fired!
+{{qf|Apu}} You are fired!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' [GULP!]
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[GULP!]''