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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top</span></span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 14:28, April 26, 2024</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l6" >Line 6:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 6:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Smedley]]}} Very good, sir.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Smedley]]}} Very good, sir.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|The Collector}} ''[remembering]'' The owner of the local comics shop refused to negotiate on the <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">price -- until </del>I threatened to tell the Vice Squad that he was selling {{W|Bettie Page|Betty Page}} trading cards to minors. 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We settled on 10% of guide.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} ''[narrating]'' One day, a fateful event causes an alteration in The Collector's beloved <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">routine -- his </del>faithful butler Smedley takes a weekend off to visit his aging mother!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} ''[narrating]'' One day, a fateful event causes an alteration in The Collector's beloved <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">routine—his </ins>faithful butler Smedley takes a weekend off to visit his aging mother!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Smedley}} Goodbye, sir. I shall see you on Monday.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Smedley}} Goodbye, sir. I shall see you on Monday.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|The Collector}} ''[thinking]'' Lousy ingrate! I pay his salary for 14 years, and he repays me by deserting me for two days!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|The Collector}} ''[thinking]'' Lousy ingrate! I pay his salary for 14 years, and he repays me by deserting me for two days!</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top</span></span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 12:07, May 15, 2021</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l15" >Line 15:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 15:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} That little saga certainly left me with a warm glow! After that way-cool experience, I guess the ol' master will be lucky if he can even collect his wits! That's all for now, scream-fiends! Until next time, see you in the funny pages!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} That little saga certainly left me with a warm glow! After that way-cool experience, I guess the ol' master will be lucky if he can even collect his wits! That's all for now, scream-fiends! Until next time, see you in the funny pages!</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</ins></div></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key sw_wiki-mw_:diff:version:1.11a:oldid:1019308:newid:1029147 --> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Greetings, all you coagulating comics fans! It&#039;s your blood-curdling buddy Bart Simpson here, with a traumatizing four-color fright. Do you ge...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Greetings, all you coagulating comics fans! It's your blood-curdling buddy Bart Simpson here, with a traumatizing four-color fright. Do you get a thrill out of tracking down a near-mint treasure? Does your happy little heart palpitate with pleasure when you purchase a rare back issue? Well, you may want to reconsider when you read this! I call it... The Collector!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|The Collector|Bart Simpson's Creepy Crawly Tales: &quot;The Collector&quot;}}}} The [[pork chops]] were slightly overcooked, Smedley. Do it again and you're fired.<br /> {{qf|[[Smedley]]}} Very good, sir.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|The Collector}} ''[remembering]'' The owner of the local comics shop refused to negotiate on the price -- until I threatened to tell the Vice Squad that he was selling {{W|Bettie Page|Betty Page}} trading cards to minors. We settled on 10% of guide.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} ''[narrating]'' One day, a fateful event causes an alteration in The Collector's beloved routine -- his faithful butler Smedley takes a weekend off to visit his aging mother!<br /> {{qf|Smedley}} Goodbye, sir. I shall see you on Monday.<br /> {{qf|The Collector}} ''[thinking]'' Lousy ingrate! I pay his salary for 14 years, and he repays me by deserting me for two days!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} ''[narrating]'' Smedley gazes into the vault and suddenly realizes what has driven his master mad. The shelves are empty, and on the floor is a giant pile of ashes. In order to keep from freezing to death, The Collector had to burn his entire comic collection!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} That little saga certainly left me with a warm glow! After that way-cool experience, I guess the ol' master will be lucky if he can even collect his wits! That's all for now, scream-fiends! Until next time, see you in the funny pages!</div>

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