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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Principal_Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Principal Skinner">Principal Skinner</a>}} Now you&#039;ve done it, young man! You&#039;ve got yourself a 30-day suspension for destroying school property! Put that fire-breathing to...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Now you've done it, young man! You've got yourself a 30-day suspension for destroying school property! Put that fire-breathing tongue back where it belongs and go home!<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I hate to admit it, but that was pretty cool.<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} At least he didn't burn my hat.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[narrating]'' That night turned out to be a real party. The girls and I made a whole tray of brownies and ate them all ourselves. Then we drove out to see a popular rock band. When we got to the show, we jumped up and down so much it felt like an aerobics class. One band member kept making 'bunny ears', so I kept making them back. When the concert was over, I couldn't find my girlfriends anywhere, so I walked to a pay phone to call for a ride. That's when I heard his voice...<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Gene Simmons}}}} What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Hmmm? Y'know, a lot of guys would take advantage of someone as young, beautiful, and highly impressionable as you are. What you need is an experienced friend who knows how to treat a lady of your sophistication.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[narrating]'' His hypnotic gaze made me melt into his sweaty embrace with reckless abandon. That night he showed me the full extent of his amazingly honed prowess, and, well, we got into some trouble.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Ha! I won again! I could keep this up all night!<br /> {{qf|Gene Simmons}} So could I, my precious morsel. So could I.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[narrating]'' When I awoke the next day, he was gone. All he left behind was his bass guitar, a letter explaining that he was actually the legendary 'God of Thunder'... ...and you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You wanted the best, and you've got the best! The hottest boy in the land... Bart Simmons: God of Thunder!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I'm so proud of my special little guy.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I'm the leader of this army, and I like it loud. So from now on... ...we rock and roll all night and party every day! And when you're finished razing the school, I want all of you to go home and enslave your parents. Who says homework has to suck, huh?! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What do you mean I'm not Bart's real father?!! So it's true?! Bart is really the illegitimate son of a famous rock star?!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} [GULP!] Yes, Homer. I wanted to tell you, but I--<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo! Do you think I can get an autograph from the boy? Do you? Do you?!!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} [SIGH]<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey! It's those two aliens who appear every year around this time! Kang and Kodos!<br /> {{qf|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]]}} We are here to enslave your world once and for all! Surrender now or prepare for total destruction!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah. You say that all the time.<br /> {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} But this time we really, really, really mean it.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Well, you're a little too late to enslave the planet. I started doing it two hours ago.<br /> {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Listen, garishly dressed glam rocker. Our warships have traveled halfway across the universe to take over this world. We've got plans and everything.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Big deal. I've got plans, too, and I'm pretty sure they're a lot cooler than yours.<br /> {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Prove it, earthling. Show us your superior plans! Show us what you've got!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} So, what have you got, squid boys? Hmmm?<br /> {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} [GULP!] Um... We were sort of thinking about expanding the tax laws. Putting up some more strip malls. And making a fourth &quot;[[Free Willy]]&quot; movie...<br /> {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Our ideas stink! Call off the invasion! I'm so ashamed!<br /> {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Call off the invasion? Are you nuts?!<br /> {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Hey. The earth boy is a visionary genius. And besides, he did have &quot;dibs.&quot;<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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